#mj x peter
This is Peter and MJ:
MJ: I can’t wait until I get a job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups.
Flash: are you satan?
Shuri: are you god?
MCU!Peter: are we humans?
Ned: Or are we dancer?
Raimi Peter: is this the real life
TASM Peter: or is this just fantasy
Harley: No this is Patrick
A look inside Peter Parker’s mind
Spiderman no way home headers
Like if you save
one of the primary reason peter married mj was because he could say “this could have been an e-mail …like i could be home with my wife rn” during avenger meetings “peter there is a fire” “okay and ?, call someone else ??? it’s date night, like i know you guys aren’t married but i am”
Tony: Name five things that make you happy.
Peter: Hanging out with MJ, MJ’s opinions, MJ’s eyes, how smart MJ is.
May: Are you sure you’re not in love with MJ?
Peter: I’m feeling a little less sure
Ned:mj-and-peter-sitting-in-a- tree
Peter:Ned-get-away-from-me
Ned: first comes love, then comes marriage
Mj: and the son of leeds with spinal damage
Ned: hey mj, are you a morning person?
Mj: ohh yeah. Totally
Peter: do you not remember what happened this morning
Mj: what happened this morning …?
*Earlier*
Peter: *hugging mj from behind* I love you
Mj: Don’t touch me, I’ll slit your throat. Try me.
kinda rude andrew!peter parker doesn’t exist irl lol
*Watching a horror movie*
MJ: Are you scared?
Peter: In this economy, who wouldn’t be?
