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||Creepypasta Taco Contest||

Splendy: Hello everyone! today we’re going to have a cooking contest! and what’s the category today??? *looks at slendy*

Slendy: *sighs* Taco’s….

Splendy: Okay!! So our contestants are Ben Drowned!

Ben: I SHALL MAKE THE HOTTEST AND SPICES TACO’S

Splendy: Jeff The Killer!

Jeff: jesus christ why am i here? I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A TACO!

Splendy: Laughing Jack!

Lj: I really have nothing to say

Splendy: And Eyeless Jack!!

Ej: …….

Ej: please remove the camera and light off me…

Splendy: Now let’s introduce our judges! Slendy you go do it!

Slendy: *sighs* we have the judges which is The Puppeteer

Puppeteer: please i don’t wanna die again-

Slendy: Herobrine…

Herobrine: I don’t trust any contestants here.

Slendy: and last Homicidal Liu

Liu: Please don’t poison me brothe-

Sully: I DON’T TRUST YOUR COOKING JEEFREY!

Splendy: Every contestant will have Taco shells and ingredients! Before we start here some rules!

AFTER BOTH RULES AND THEM DOING THE TACO’S BECAUSE IM LAZY-

Slendy: oh god all of it look cursed…

Splendy: okay so every judges will have a piece of taco’s from the different contestants in order for them to judges it!

Slendy: let’s start with Ben’s Tacos… What’s your opinion judges

Puppeteer; The taco’s is actually good and oh the hell did i just taste some cheetos here? 10/10 i guess?

Herobrine; It’s good but i felt like I’m gonna die- It’s to spicy for my liking- *drunk a lot of cola cuz he no like milk* 8/10

Liu: I- I don’t like spicy foods- *coughs*

Sully: 9/10!!!

Slendy: okay next we have Jeff’s made taco’s- wait the hell jeff!?

Jeff: WHAT!? I CAN’T THINK ANYTHING OKAY!?

Puppeteer: I- this- this tacos is going to kill me again-

Herobrine: It’s nothing but salt…

Sully: Meat and a lot of salt.

Liu: I’m not eating thi-

Sully: I WILL!

Liu; NOO!-

-Jeff Literally just give up-

Slendy: okay next is Lj’s.

Puppeteer: oh meats!~

Herobrine: Hm… Is there any hidden poison’s here?

Liu: I’m scared that lj has the most normal one i-

sully: 10/10!!

herobrine: i love meats 10/10 oh and i don’t feel getting poisoned.

puppeteer: 10/10 can i leave now?

slendy: no not yet we still have ej-

slendy: the hell? where is he? SONIC X!

Sonic X: WHAT?

Slendy: where’s Eyeless jack?!

Sonic X: that dude ran away lol

Slendy: I- my god…

Splendy: Oh well according to judges pur winner is laughing jack!!

Lj: i won? wait- is there even a price here?

Lj: No…?

Lj;

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