#stalagmites
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what’s the name for that species of joke where you mix and match true facts to make something twice as wrong as knowing nothing. if you bite it and you die it’s a stalagmite if it bites you and you die it’s a stalactite
It’s actually not the stalactite that bites you you’re thinking of stalactite’s monster.
Red sky at bite, stalagmite’s delight
Red sky at gnawing, stalactite’s warning
I have no idea what this is called, but I love it already.
Anyways, the moss grows on the northern side of the stalagmite. That’s how you find your way out of the cave.
Tue, 07 Jun 2022 19:30:50