#steve confused in the distance

Bruce: Listen Thor, I am gonna come out to the Avengers as gay, but I won’t tell them we are dating, so try to act surprised

Thor: Yeah, sure!

*avengers meeting*

Bruce: Guys, I’m gay.

Avengers: ok

Thor: ODIN’S BEARD, BRUCE! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US EARLIER? I NEVER SAW THAT COMING. YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT! IF - why are you all staring at me?

Bruce:

Avengers:

Tony: So, how long are you two sleeping together?