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Thor: Look Bruce! I made medium-rare chicken.

Bruce: … Thor that’s way undercooked, you’re gonna get salmonella

Thor: Hah! Hilarious. This isn’t salmon, Bruce

Endgame spoiler

Alright, but Endgame gave us some good thorbruce content

Me, reading a fic, where a bunch of people come up to Bruce Banner and start to threaten him:

Bruce often works in his lab even for whole night, so after some time Thor decides to make a Weekend Sleeping rule. On weekends Bruce has to stay in bed until they are both awake. Thor then usually pretends to sleep longer just to stay comfortable with the person he loves

After telling the Avengers that Bruce and Thor are dating

Peter: Oh, Mr Thor, I didn’t know you were a monster fucker

Thor:

Avengers:

Steve: toNY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR KID-

Friendly reminder that The Hulk is the name of the creature, not the scientist.

Natasha never really comments on Thor and Bruce’s relationship, but no one ever heard about that guy who hated on them again.

Clint is the first person who knew about Thor and Bruce, but not because he is a spy and/or saw them during his night-inside-vents adventures, but because he knows, how two people hiding a relationship look at each other.

Thor:

Bruce:

Okoye, already done with this gay shit:

Bruce: Listen Thor, I am gonna come out to the Avengers as gay, but I won’t tell them we are dating, so try to act surprised

Thor: Yeah, sure!

*avengers meeting*

Bruce: Guys, I’m gay.

Avengers: ok

Thor: ODIN’S BEARD, BRUCE! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US EARLIER? I NEVER SAW THAT COMING. YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT! IF - why are you all staring at me?

Bruce:

Avengers:

Tony: So, how long are you two sleeping together?

Thor says ‘I love you’ to Bruce every time someone outsmarts him, to remind him he doesn’t have to be the smartest to be loved.

Therapist AU

,,Gay,“ murmured Loki as he slipped into his new therapist’s room.

Doctor Bruce Banner went red. ,,I am comfortable with myself.”

,,I am sorry, he meant me,“said his patient’s brother, in sync with the doctor.

Now they were both red.

,,You two have a good chemistry!” yelled Loki from couch.

Thor threw a quick look on the therapist.

,,I am so sorry, I let him watch Sherlock and now he thinks he is a detective.“

,,I don’t think I am a detective. I am just better a deductions. Don’t worry doctor Banner, my brother is single too.”

Thor wasn’t sure, how Loki heard him.

,,Well, his skills are impressive,“ laughed doctor nervously. ,,We are done in sixty minutes.”

Doctor Banner quickly closed the door and tried to focus on patient. But, well, it isn’t very easy, when your patient is grinning at you, because he knows, that you just fell in love with his brother.

My favourite headcanon about Thorbruce is Thor making up nicknames for Bruce in Norwegian, so Bruce doesn’t understand and has to Google it and then he blushes so hard, because Thor is a lovesick puppy

The first time Bruce didn’t fall

,,I got you, Banner.“

Bruce looked up, full of disbelief and hope. He almost fell off plane. He knew, he would not die. Probably. But… no one ever caught him. And here was Thor, holding his hand. His love for that man just grew. 

,,Don’t freak out, plane won’t be able to keep us in air.”

It was easier to say than to do, but Bruce tried his best. Thor pulled him back in the plane. They were so close… it would be enough for Bruce just lean in… Bruce had no time for thinking. He cupped Thor’s face in his hands and kissed him. 

,,Thank you.“

Tony actually supports Thor and Bruce, but being all drama queen about it, because Bruce didn’t tell him during their science gossip nights

Difference between Thorbruce and most of Marvel ships

(I am gonna use ironstrange as example)

*after disagreement*

Stephen: I am gonna make you beg

*later*

*aggressively making out in bed*

—-

Thorbruce

*after disagreement*

Thor: I am gonna make you beg

Thor: *starts tickling Bruce*

Why is Bruce in this gif like: Yeah Valkyrie, ur cute, but THOR pay attention to ME, u r MINE, pay attention to ME