Thor: so people say you are a genius, but what exactly are you a genius of?
Bruce: well I know a lot about radiophysics obviously but there’s also bioorganic chemistry which is one of my favourite topics. There’s also nuclear physics, and I know a bit about engineering and technology, and I have a basic understanding of medicine and other medical sciences
Thor: I have no idea what any of those words meant but they sounded cool
Bruce often works in his lab even for whole night, so after some time Thor decides to make a Weekend Sleeping rule. On weekends Bruce has to stay in bed until they are both awake. Thor then usually pretends to sleep longer just to stay comfortable with the person he loves
Clint is the first person who knew about Thor and Bruce, but not because he is a spy and/or saw them during his night-inside-vents adventures, but because he knows, how two people hiding a relationship look at each other.
,,Gay,“ murmured Loki as he slipped into his new therapist’s room.
Doctor Bruce Banner went red. ,,I am comfortable with myself.”
,,I am sorry, he meant me,“said his patient’s brother, in sync with the doctor.
Now they were both red.
,,You two have a good chemistry!” yelled Loki from couch.
Thor threw a quick look on the therapist.
,,I am so sorry, I let him watch Sherlock and now he thinks he is a detective.“
,,I don’t think I am a detective. I am just better a deductions. Don’t worry doctor Banner, my brother is single too.”
Thor wasn’t sure, how Loki heard him.
,,Well, his skills are impressive,“ laughed doctor nervously. ,,We are done in sixty minutes.”
Doctor Banner quickly closed the door and tried to focus on patient. But, well, it isn’t very easy, when your patient is grinning at you, because he knows, that you just fell in love with his brother.
dude the idea of housewife bruce just vibing in a little cottage in Norway with thor off saving the realms and him vibing with loki and having tea with frigg (what she didn’t die tf are you talking about) and him showing valkyrie how to make bread, and showing the warriors three what a cat is (no, it’s not a flerkin, and yes you can pet it) and maybe some of the avengers visiting and aaaaaaaaaa i’m just soft. bruce deserves all the fluff, why don’t y’all write more fluffy avengers family fics with thorbruce and the asgardians i need it
Thor talks in his sleep a lot. When Bruce has a nightmare or just can’t get to sleep, he often stays up listening to Thor’s conversations with himself. He’ll deny it, but Bruce’s heart skips a beat whenever Thor mentions his name.
Bruce lays on Thor’s chest as he tells him tales of his battles on Asgard and his childish feuds with Loki.
Bruce tends to get a little self conscious when it comes to his body. He said it disgusts him. Thor always says that he is talking utter nonsense and that he is beautiful.
Thor has some weird fascination with Bruce’s glasses that he wears when he works. He steals them a lot and then complains about how blurry everything is.
Bruce enjoys going to Tony’s lab to work with him on projects (at least ones that aren’t murder bots) and Thor occasionally pays visits. It’s not a successful visit if Thor doesn’t break at least one piece of expensive machinery.
Thor collects Avengers memorabilia for absolutely no reason. Bruce gets frustrated with how much space it takes up, but he would never tell Thor to throw it out because he knows how happy it makes him.
Bruce reads classic novels and murder mysteries to Thor.
Because they aren’t entirely prepared to be outed as a couple yet, Thor and Bruce tell interviewers that they have partners but claim that they are women. They use these moments in interviews to explain their issues with one another that day. For example, Bruce regularly lets America know how bad his partner is at doing the dishes, but ‘she’ is pretty so he can’t be annoyed at ‘her’ for long. They rewatch the interviews in the evening and have a laugh.
There is no little spoon or big spoon. Thor takes up the whole bed and bruce sleeps on top of him.
Thor and Bruce are strangely obsessed with local marketplaces. Whenever they go abroad Bruce always points them out. Bruce buys things like pottery and small trinkets. Thor buys fruit. They both get their hair platted by local children (The kids always do Bruce’s quickly and move on to do Thor’s)
I think its a given that Nat taught Thor how to calm the hulk down when he and bruce started dating.
Bruce is homoromantic asexual and Thor is pansexual.
Thor could listen to Bruce talk about science for ages. He’s obsessed with how excited Bruce gets every time he’s asked about something.
Thor likes to make blanket forts. Bruce will often come home from work and find Thor sitting in one insisting that he joins him.
Bruce point blank refused to be left alone in the same room as Loki when Thor brought him to Asgard on holiday. Loki felt the same way.
They both have/have had depression and suffer from panic attacks a lot. Bruce prefers to be alone when he’s having a rough moment but Thor likes someone to be close. They eat chocolate and drink coffee after they’ve calmed down (usually in a blanket fort)
They babysit Clint’s younger kids sometimes when he and Laura want a night out. The house is in absolute shambles when they return (mostly due to Thor allowing Nathanial to use glitter on his drawings). Bruce often wonders why they keep getting asked to do it.
Bruce loves true crime documentaries and programmes. Thor watches them with him but almost always gets terrified that a serial killer is going to appear at their house.
