#thundersience
I apologize for not posting, I had some troubles and I have been really stressed out lately (now I have these twitches and spasms in my neck). It’s just too much going on right now and I am not really keeping up. My creativity has mostly gone bye-bye, but it should get better soon.
If someone wants to talk, throw shit on somebody, or just share a meme, feel free to send me a message
Me, reading a fic, where a bunch of people come up to Bruce Banner and start to threaten him:
Natasha never really comments on Thor and Bruce’s relationship, but no one ever heard about that guy who hated on them again.
Thor:
Bruce:
Okoye, already done with this gay shit:
Bruce: Listen Thor, I am gonna come out to the Avengers as gay, but I won’t tell them we are dating, so try to act surprised
Thor: Yeah, sure!
*avengers meeting*
Bruce: Guys, I’m gay.
Avengers: ok
Thor: ODIN’S BEARD, BRUCE! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US EARLIER? I NEVER SAW THAT COMING. YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT! IF - why are you all staring at me?
Bruce:
Avengers:
Tony: So, how long are you two sleeping together?
Thor says ‘I love you’ to Bruce every time someone outsmarts him, to remind him he doesn’t have to be the smartest to be loved.
Therapist AU
,,Gay,“ murmured Loki as he slipped into his new therapist’s room.
Doctor Bruce Banner went red. ,,I am comfortable with myself.”
,,I am sorry, he meant me,“said his patient’s brother, in sync with the doctor.
Now they were both red.
,,You two have a good chemistry!” yelled Loki from couch.
Thor threw a quick look on the therapist.
,,I am so sorry, I let him watch Sherlock and now he thinks he is a detective.“
,,I don’t think I am a detective. I am just better a deductions. Don’t worry doctor Banner, my brother is single too.”
Thor wasn’t sure, how Loki heard him.
,,Well, his skills are impressive,“ laughed doctor nervously. ,,We are done in sixty minutes.”
Doctor Banner quickly closed the door and tried to focus on patient. But, well, it isn’t very easy, when your patient is grinning at you, because he knows, that you just fell in love with his brother.
My favourite headcanon about Thorbruce is Thor making up nicknames for Bruce in Norwegian, so Bruce doesn’t understand and has to Google it and then he blushes so hard, because Thor is a lovesick puppy
The first time Bruce didn’t fall
,,I got you, Banner.“
Bruce looked up, full of disbelief and hope. He almost fell off plane. He knew, he would not die. Probably. But… no one ever caught him. And here was Thor, holding his hand. His love for that man just grew.
,,Don’t freak out, plane won’t be able to keep us in air.”
It was easier to say than to do, but Bruce tried his best. Thor pulled him back in the plane. They were so close… it would be enough for Bruce just lean in… Bruce had no time for thinking. He cupped Thor’s face in his hands and kissed him.
,,Thank you.“
Difference between Thorbruce and most of Marvel ships
(I am gonna use ironstrange as example)
*after disagreement*
Stephen: I am gonna make you beg
*later*
*aggressively making out in bed*
—-
Thorbruce
*after disagreement*
Thor: I am gonna make you beg
Thor: *starts tickling Bruce*
Why is Bruce in this gif like: Yeah Valkyrie, ur cute, but THOR pay attention to ME, u r MINE, pay attention to ME
Funny thing, but does anyone actually ship Thor and Jane?
calling all thorquill and thorbruce shippers
we must all come together and form an alliance to defeat a common enemy: thorki
I am here
