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Thor: I need you!

Bruce: for?

Thor: ever

Bruce, voice cracking: okay!

whatifdestiel:

bruce: name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self isolate. i’ll wait.

thor:you and i

bruce, crying:alright 

wendylesbiaburger:

Valkyrie: Do you and Bruce have nicknames for each other?

Thor:No

Valkyrie: Uh hu, what does Valentine’s Day celebrate?

Thor:Love?

Bruce coming into the room: Yeah babe?

Valkyire to Thor: Don’t lie to me ever again

mightymagneto:

Thor, calling bruce: Babe, I think our puppy is sick, should I take him to the dogtor?

Bruce: take him to the what now

peterssquill:

thor: why are you sad?

bruce, a science nerd, sniffling: it’s kinda stupid but the mars rover oppy got dust on its solar panels and it might be damaged and nasa declared it dead :(

thor, also a science nerd, mentally calculating how long it takes to get to mars: I’ll be back

Thor: [pointing to Loki] fuck you.

Thor: [pointing toVal] fuck you.

Thor: [pointing to Bruce] fuck me.

Val: you two shower together?

Bruce /Thor : [together] no!

Loki: double negative - it’s a yes.

justanotherthrucefan:

Thor: so people say you are a genius, but what exactly are you a genius of?

Bruce: well I know a lot about radiophysics obviously but there’s also bioorganic chemistry which is one of my favourite topics. There’s also nuclear physics, and I know a bit about engineering and technology, and I have a basic understanding of medicine and other medical sciences

Thor: I have no idea what any of those words meant but they sounded cool

sciencegirlpower:

Thor: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health.


Bruce: *finger guns* That’s why I also bottle up the positive ones.

thulkwarrior:

bruce: ask me why i love you

thor: bruce, why do you love me?

bruce: *pulling out a 200 slide powerpoint* i’m glad you asked

Person A: Do you ever think the bacteria in our stomachs get sad because they’ve never seen sunlight? That’s just? So sad? I’m so sorry that you’re missing out on the warmth lil guys.

Person B:

I’m currently taking care of my sick family sooooooooo guess whose gonna get sick prompts…..

That’s right. You guys.

“I have no idea what I’m doing oh God we need a real adult to take care of you”

“STOP MIGRATING FROM BEDS TO COUCHES I CANT KEEP UP AND IT GIVES ME A HEART ATTACK WHEN I WALK INTO YOUR ROOM AND YOURE NOT THERE”

“I love you. I really do. But I am a sympathetic puker and the sound of you sick is making me sick. I’m loving and supporting you from over here”

“ Take the medicine. Yes I know it doesn’t taste good but you still need to take it. Now you’re just being a child. No. GET BACK HERE. YOU CANT JUST RUN AWAY FROM THIS”

“I have no idea what medicine you can and can not take with this illness. Let me consult WebMD”

((If you couldnt tell my family is a Stubborn Sick))

Person A: I just drank half a bottle of wine in like 10 seconds (do not recommend, always sip wine) and now I’m Fast Drunk

Person B: MY GUY

Person B: THATS UNSAFE

Person A: CHUG CHUG CHUG

Person B: NO DONT CHUG

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“How fares Asgard?” Thor said. He did look like space was agreeing with him. Not that Thor ever looked like anything disagreed with him, purely in the physical aesthetic department, but Bruce both could appreciate a man so handsome he regularly stopped traffic and recognise that he seemed more settled in himself, less disturbed by the difficult years they had all endured. Perhaps flying around in space and saving the universe was good for him.

Words: 13264, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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post nwh marvel twitter fic except everyone lives

a half thought put explanation for how the marvel movies even happened then will be the first chapter

i got writers block for my marauders chatfic and decided to write this after about a day of planning

theyre all lgbt+ sort of and i try my best to be funny pls read

Words: 378, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English



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How stupid to think that I could compare to the pretty girl with the butterscotch hair?

Steve and Natasha discuss their views on Thor and Bruce’s relationship.

Words: 537, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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Comme toujours dans The Marvelous, le temps semble s'étendre et se figer, chaque étagère est un nouveau piège spatio-temporel dans lequel il est si simple de s'égarer, et généralement, Bruce n'en est libéré que lorsque l'un des trois libraires lui touche l'épaule pour poliment le prévenir que l'heure de fermeture a déjà sonné dix minutes plus tôt ; mais cette fois, il n'est pas tiré de sa transe littéraire par l'un des trois libraires, mais par le dos d’un homme trébuchant.

Ou comment Bruce tombe amoureux de celui qui lui tombe littéralement dessus.

Words: 4290, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Français



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“Sir, your vitals are elevated.” JARVIS’s voice rings in his earpiece like a beacon of light. Thank Jesus, hallelujah for JARVIS. Tony would be dead in a ditch somewhere without JARVIS, probably startlingly drunk too. Maybe from alcohol poising. Dismissing the thought entirely, Tony manages to calm his heartbeat by breathing in and out slowly, pushing himself upwards to read through the case file. James “Bucky” Buchanan Barnes, born 10th March 1917, alias: ‘The Winter Soldier’, ‘Bucky’, ‘Sergeant Barnes’. Active over fifty years by brainwashing machinery. Victims: over three hundred, major killings known as Howard Stark and Maria Stark—

No, he’d read that wrong. Barnes murdered his mother and father? They’d died in a car accident, it’d been all over the news, smeared across every headline. Aunt Peggy had even told him they’d died in an accident. It couldn’t have—right?

Right?

Words: 3660, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English



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In which the Parker Twins accidentally become some of the most famous teenagers in the country…

Or, alternatively,

Penelope gets arrested, Peter has a crush, Tony is just trying his best with his kiddos, and one particularly ingenious tumblr user shuts down Twitter.

Words: 2038, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English



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Bruce and Thor have a cozy night in and discuss their relationship

Words: 609, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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Just a cute, sassy fic about what happens when the boys wake up in beds they weren’t expecting to, and the consequence of Wanda casting a Valentine’s Day spell that leaves them with a morning after gift nobody was ready for.

Words: 3647, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English



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An AU where Thor lost both eyes in Ragnarok and starts to exhibit doubts around his relationship with Bruce.
Entirely inspired by a tiktok by Bouclequidort

Words: 970, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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“I wanted to test your stamina, Brucie. See if we could fuck you to the point that you actually asked to stop. I notice you haven’t yet. But we’ve got time.”

(Another gangbang in the style of "Finding a Baseline,” but nao with more Thor!)

Words: 4167, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Experimental Conditions



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Hercules has joined the Avengers and he is very good at being the new loud-mouthed behemoth of the gang. There’s something all-too familiar about him that Bruce really likes and how often does he get to ask two gods for sex anyway?

Words: 6614, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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