Poor Paul here had been out hiking in the woods when he stumbled upon a drug deal in progress. To keep him from running to the police, the dealer and his patron stripped Paul butt naked and threw his clothes up into the trees. Once they were gone, Paul tried desperately to climb the trees to at least get some of his clothes back.
After a half hour of trying in vain to climb, Paul managed to grab a single sock. Before he could try to climb any higher, he heard approaching voices. Fleeing into the woods with his sock over his manhood, Paul realized he was going to have a very revealing walk home…
Wyatt had been walking home from the gym late in the evening when he was jumped by a couple of muggers. He didn’t have any cash on him, so the thieves settled for taking his clothes - all of his clothes.
Now Wyatt found himself miles from home, skulking in the shadows butt naked. He kept one hand glued to his junk, praying no one would see him as he made his way across town.
Next time he went to the gym, he’d definitely drive…
The guys had wanted to make their game of golf interesting. $10 a hole, they’d said. Unfortunately for Bryce, he only had a $20 bill on him, and he was having terrible luck.
No matter, the guys said - you can just bet with your clothes. Bryce thought his luck would turn around, so he agreed.
Now it was the 13th hole, and Bryce was down to his tighty-whities. If he lost one more hole, he’d have to finish the round butt naked. And, unfortunately for Bryce, his drive just went right into the water.
The folks at the pro shop were going to have a field day with this…
Parker was on his way to the shower when his parents told him to come downstairs the Morning of his 18th Birthday! Wearing only a robe, Parker rushed down the stairs.
“Happy Birthday, Parker!” His parents shouted joyfully.
“I can’t believe my baby boy is an adult!” his Mom grinned.
“My little slugger is all grown up!”
Parker’s Mom and Dad were so proud of their son. So proud of him in fact they rewarded him for his hard work at school and great behavior by getting him a car for his Birthday.
Parker was completely unaware.
“Hey son, your Mom and I got you something, but you have to open this card first!”
Parker jolted over to where his parents were sitting so fast, his robe became slightly undone, the belt becoming less fastened, but he was too excited to care and grabbed the card from his proud father instead of adjusting what he was wearing.
“I love you guys so much,” Parker gleamed.
As Parker opened the card, he noticed there was a key inside.
“No way!” Parker jumped, causing his robe to become slightly more loose.
“Read the card first, honey!”
Parker opened the card, and read the sweet words that were inside.
“To our baby boy on his 18th Birthday, we love you and are so proud of you! Here’s a car for all your hard work this year! Love, Mom and Dad!”
Parker was so happy he was nearly in tears. He ran over to his parents and hugged them both simultaneously, jostling his robe more unsecured.
“Why don’t you go out front so we can take a picture of you with your car, Son,” his Dad gleamed.
Parker loved that idea. He grabbed his sunglasses off the table and ran toward the door!
At this point Parker’s robe was nearly open all the way, but nothing was going to stop the 18 year old boy from seeing his car.
Parker’s Dad, noticing the robe was becoming ill-fitting, hurried up to his son to tell him before Parker ran out the front door.
“Parker!” His Dad shouted, stepping on his son’s robe belt dangling on the floor, only in an attempt to stop him in his tracks so he wouldn’t expose himself to the neighbors, “Fix your ro-“
But when Parker’s Dad stepped on the robe belt, Parker didn’t stop bolting toward the front door, and Parker’s Dad inadvertently caused the robe to pull right off his sons body.
This didn’t phase Parker one bit, who didn’t even realize he was heading out the door naked as the day he was born, aside for the sunglasses in his hand.
Parker ran toward the driveway freaking out in the best possible way. He jumped up and down all around, his wiener bouncing every which way possible.
Parker’s Dad could not believe his eyes. He almost wanted to laugh. “Should I tell him,” he thought, after seeing his son’s bare nakedness glisten in the Morning sun.
Parker, on the other hand, couldn’t believe his Mom and Dad did this! He was so happy that he jumped on he hood of his new car and struck a pose, in nothing but his Birthday suit.
Mom hurried out the door with her camera. “I can’t wait to get a picture of Parker!” she exclaimed.
Mom got to the driveway and couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight of her baby boy showing off on his new car. “I don’t even think he knows he’s naked, honey.”
“Just take it.” Dad laughed.
Parker’s Mom stood in front of Parker, and got in position to snap a few cheeky pictures of her son posing on the hood of his brand new car.
“Parker, say cheese,” she laughed to herself.
“Chee- WHOA! I’M NAKED, MOM!” Parker panicked, using the card to cover his dick and balls.
It was too late tho. Parker’s Mom ended up getting the embarrassing picture of her baby boy on his 18th Birthday.
With the gyms shut down due to COVID, Charlie here decided to start biking everywhere to stay in shape. Just when he was starting to feel confident about his body again (having burned off some quarantine pounds), it happened. While biking home from work, he was jumped by a few muggers.
Charlie knew he should have been more careful. He’d heard about an increase in crime with the rise in unemployment. He just didn’t think it would happen to him.
The muggers were thorough. They took his wallet, his keys, and were going to take his bike when Charlie begged them not to. The muggers agreed - they’d leave the bike, but they were taking his clothes.
That’s how Charlie ended up naked miles from his home. Even though he lived in a remote area, he knew he’d be seen by dozens of people as he pumped the pedals in the buff.
Don’t feel too bad for this young man. He’s been sentenced to two months of forced nudity for assaulting another man at a bar. It’s part of a new program to punish first-time offenders while keeping them out of the prison system. To deter other would-be criminals (and persuade the offenders to change their ways), young men like this one are stripped of all clothing for a period of time.
This young man has been naked for a little over a week now. He walks along the street, face burning with shame, and pauses outside the clothing store. Just a week ago he was a rising lawyer, wearing a suit every day. Now he’s naked and unemployed.
Keith had never believed in aliens… not until they abducted him in broad daylight. One minute he was enjoying his hike through the country, the next he was levitating, caught in the tractor beam of flying saucer. As he was lifted into the air, he felt his clothes slough off, leaving him soaring through the air in the nude.
After the aliens finished probing the fine specimen, they would gently place him back where they found him. Of course, by then Keith’s clothes will have blown away, and Keith will be left naked, disoriented, and lost in the countryside. To make matters worse, when he ultimately does find someone to help, there’s no chance in hell they’ll ever believe what happened.
This poor ranch hand had a little bad luck on his first day on the job. He was out watching the herd when he spied a few cattle rustlers making off with some of their steers. He chased them down to scare them off, but soon found himself surrounded.
They gave him a choice, his money or his life. He opted for his life. Since he was just a poor ranch hand, though, he didn’t have much to give. To make up the difference, the rustlers decided to take his clothes as well.
And so the poor lad found himself walking naked back to the ranch, with only his boots for cover. How was he going to explain this to the boss?
“No, no, no!” Yelled Nick to himself. He had come to do his weekly load of laundry in the dorm basement just like he did every weekend. However, when he entered the laundry room he ran into a few of the members of the wrestling team. Nick wasn’t fond of them and had made it known publicly at a few drunken nights at some college parties. He figured he’s throw all of his clothes in and get it over with so he could go back to his room. However just as he had thrown all of his clothes from the basket into the wash he felt a hand on his shoulder. “Aren’t you forgetting some clothes there Nick?” Asked Alex the leader of the pack. “What? No. What the hell are you talking about?” Asked Nick wondering what he was asking. “I think you forgot some clothes to throw in the washer. Boys should we help him out?” Asked Alex grinning. The other two boys grabbed Nicks arms and held them as Alex preceded to strip Nick. First he yanked Nicks shirt off and threw it in the wash. Then he undid his belt and threw it aside. “Let’s see what kind of panties Nick is rocking today fellas,” said Alex. He undid Nicks pants and yanked them down. They all started laughing when they noticed that Nick was rocking Tighty whities. “Cute Nick, does your mommy still buy your undies?” Commented Alex. “Shut up assholes, in case you haven’t noticed it’s laundry day and these were all that were clean! Now let me go now!!” Shouted Nick. Alex paused for a second before going over to the washer and sorting through Nicks laundry. He threw out all of his underwear that weren’t tighty whities into a bag and threw them out the window. “Hmm looks like every day is going to be “laundry day apparel” for you. And just to make sure you comply let’s get some blackmail material,” said Alex grinning while snapping some pictures. Alex walked over to the washer, tossed Nicks pants in and started the machine. “Good thing these washers lock once started for security reasons. Wouldn’t want anyone stealing your clothes would you?” Laughed Alex as him and his buddies released Nick, snapped some more pictures and left the room. There stood Nick in nothing but his tighty whities and shoes and socks. It was going to take an hour to fill the washer was done. He had to hurry and find something to throw on before some sees him. Here he is going throw other washers and dryers trying to find some articles of clothing. So far he hasn’t found a single thing.
Poor guy… it’s going to be even worse when the machine jams and won’t pop open. He’ll have to muster up the nerve to walk to the front desk of the dorm and ask for help. It’s going to be a long wait in the crowded dorm lobby as he waits for a janitor to help him out… a long wait on display in just his tighty-whities…
This dirty boy is smack dab in the middle of the worst day of his life. This is Jared, a track star at the nearby posh academy. He was out for a run through the woods when he found himself surrounded by students from a rival public school.
“Hey, look what we have here, boys!” One of the ruffians taunted as they closed in on Jared. “One of the rich snobs wandered onto our turf.”
“Look, I don’t want any trouble…” Jared pleaded.
“Well, we don’t either. But you rich kids think you own everything… and this is our trail. Tell you what we’ll do - we’ll let you go for $100.”
Jared was floored. “What? No way!”
“Have it your way. Get him, boys!”
They pounced at once. Jared tried to run, but he was tackled to the ground. Then, to his shock, they began to rip off his clothes one by one. His shoes and socks were yanked off, his tank top torn off his back, and his shorts were pulled off his flailing legs. They all laughed at the sight of Jared kicking around in his briefs, then decided to tear those off as well.
Now naked, Jared fought at his assailants as they hauled him over to a nearby pond and tossed him in. When he emerged, spluttering, the muggers had taken off with his clothes, and Jared was left naked and caked with mud.
With an hour’s run ahead of him back to his house, Jared knew his nightmare had just begun.
