An old drawing but I wanted to post it again

I cant decide if i love this or hate it

some nsfw headcanons or whateva

sleepy sex with (seperate) murdoc and 2d <33

It’s almost 5am and I just woke up lmao /neg

gender neutral ig

2d

- very cute

- like ,,,,,,, he yawns n says “love are you horny” because I guess you’re not good at hiding it or something BAHAHAHA

- if his suspicions are correct then he’ll go “mm same”

- if he’s awake enough to get his eyes open he forces himself to sit up and pull you on top of him

- or like he’ll get on top of u and start grinding on u and kissing ur neck ,,,,,,,

- very gentle bcuz he’s sleepy :o(

- if ur on top then just ease him into it since he just woke up and too much at a time is overwhelming

- nooo I’m not slipping in my headcanon that he’s autistic wydm…….. /j

- either way he’s normally quieter when he’s sleepy

- hums, groans, some soft whimpers, etc

- whispers stuff like “mmh, f-feels good…” and “I love you so much”

- too tired for aftercare, sorry

- either way there will be jizz to clean up in the morning

- if he’s not awake enough to get his eyes open just jerk him off or something

- cockwarming would be fine either way!! he likes going all the way but if he’s too tired then that’s always an option he’s okay with <33

Murdoc

- he grumbles a bit when he wakes up in the middle of the night raging horny

- “hnnghdrrrgdghh”

- makes weird murdoc noises

- he’ll ask if you’re horny

- if you are he kisses and bites your neck a bunch

- he gets super handsy

- he’s more sensitive when he’s sleepy so take this opportunity to dom him!!

- pin him down or some shit idk but just get on top of him and make him a sleepy whiny mess

- cockwarming bcuz his old man bones will snap in half if he tries to do some complex position before he wakes up for the day

- but I mean! he’ll go all the way in missionary!!

- snuggles while cockwarming <33333

- the most aftercare ur gonna get is him helping u get ur pants on and messing with your hair

- very warm cuddles afterwards

- lots of kisses

- whimpers a lot regardless of who’s on top

wake up in the morning raging hornyyyy….. horny in the morninggggg…. im horny in the morning and my nerves are nearly gone /lyr

2d dooble ‼️

redraw of an old thing I made ‼️

I started a 2d coffee shop fluff fic that I probably won’t finish but here’s a silly lil sneak peek

You smiled as you breathed in the wonderful scent of brewing coffee. Working minimum wage may suck, but at least you’re doing something enjoyable for it. You poured the hot coffee into a cup with a smile. Once the order was finished, you rang the tiny bell on the counter, handing the beverage to the customer.

the day went by as it always did, making coffee and serving it. Around noon, the bell above the door rang and another customer walked in. You looked up and were caught off guard by the tall man standing in front of you. You snapped out of your thoughts after a second.

“hi, what can I get for you today?” You said. Fiddling with his fingers nervously, the stranger told you his order. “Hi, uh…can I get an iced white mocha? and um- and a blueberry muffin, please.” He said. You nodded, writing it down. “okie dokie. Can I get a name for your order?”

“Uh- 2d.” he replied. “Alrighty then, i’ll have that for you in a few minutes, feel free to take a seat.” 2d nodded and went to a small table by a window. Not too long after, you went up to his table with his order. “Here you are, your muffin and your coffee. Enjoy.” You said with a smile.

anyways probably won’t finish that but if I do keep an eye out

I’m not sure if u guyz could tell but I headcanon 2d is such a whore for grinding

like uhh??? lmao?????? the thought of 2d being so desperate for a release is so …

COMBINE THAT WITH THIS 6'2 MAN SITTING ON YOUR LAP GRINDING ON YOUR THIGHS WHILE HIS FACE IS BURIED IN YOUR SHOULDER???????

I feel like grinding is just a nice thing for him like. he just enjoys it so much

and he loves when you call him a good boy after he cums

he lives for praise

2d rlly wants you to feel good too!! he likes things to be fair so he kisses ur neck and tries to work with his hands but he can’t multitask that well so he has a bit of trouble with that

mghdhddjdmdhd

2d birthday smut

dom 2d version

contains: idk dom 2d make me go hehejeje

male reader

2d pinned your wrists above your head gently, grinning. “Wow, hi” You laughed. He chuckled as well. “did you need something, dear?” 2d then looked you in the eyes with a soft smirk. “There was only one problem with today.” He said. You panicked for a moment before he spoke again. “you did outstanding with the cake and the presents, but its my birthday, and I want you.” He whispered. His expression was a mixture of adoration and lust. With a soft groan, he pushed his lubed cock inside of you. Your breath hitched as you wrapped your arms around his neck.

2d moved his hips at a pace that wasn’t alarmingly fast, but he wasn’t exactly being gentle. His cheeks flushed red as you moaned into his shoulder, legs wrapped around his waist. He loved the noises you made, and all because of him. Your whimpers and gasps only riled him up more and caused him to move faster.

Everything else was a blur. Your pretty boy just fucked you senseless, the mattress creaking and headboard hitting the wall. His cock rapidly moved in and out and made you cry out in pleasure. 2d suppressed his moans as much as he could, wanting to hear the beautifully lewd sounds coming from your throat.

“I-I wanna make you cum,” he groaned. He then stroked your needy cock, trying to match the pace and rhythm of his hips. “Gah-!! c-cumming…” you gasped. 2ds hips jerked sporadically for a moment as he felt cum squirt from his own cock inside of you. He gasped and let out a shaky moan, burying his face in your shoulder as he thrusted a few more times, riding out his orgasm.

Your breathing was shallow and your body felt numb. 2d kissed your forehead gently as he pulled out.

“Happy birthday, 2d.” You panted. He smiled softly, happy that you made his special day all the more enjoyable.

WOOOO HAPPY BIRTJDAY 2D

2d birthday smut

sub 2d version

contains: praise, spoiling

male reader

2d smiled as you got on top of him, trapping him on the bed. “I wanna spoil you, birthday boy.” You said in a low voice. You combed your fingers through the birthday boys hair softly before getting his pants off and lifting his legs over your shoulders. Before you both knew it, 2d was a mess.

He wrapped his arms around your neck and legs around your waist. His lips locked with yours and he desperately moaned into the kiss. When you pulled away, you kissed up and down his neck as your hips snapped back and forth. 2d scratched at your skin, leaving long red lines going down your back. You winced softly, enjoying the stinging.

“you’re doing so well, stu.” You whispered, voice strained. “Do you want me to make you cum?” All he could do was nod frantically.

“F-fuck- i-i love you- I love you I love you I love you-!!” he whined. You kissed his forehead gently before burying your face in his shoulder. You moved your hips faster, causing 2d to cry out in pleasure. Tears fell down his cheeks as you fucked him raw. His mind went blank and his vision was starting to blur.

You wrapped your hand around his throbbing cock and moved your hand vigorously as your thrusts became less rhythmic and more desperate and sloppy. “Such a good boy…hah-” you panted. “go ahead and cum for me, birthday boy. you’ve earned it.” 2d let out a loud, drawn out moan as his orgasm hit. Yours came just after. You kissed him roughly, a quiet moan falling from your mouth and into the kiss. When you pulled away, your sweet boy was shaking and whimpering. His face was nearly dripping with sweat and the sides of his face were stained with tears.

“Happy birthday, 2d.” You said softly.

woo dom 2d on the way

happy birthday to my favorite lil dude!!

not to flex or anything but this is pretty mecore

NSFW DRABBLE LOL

imagine edging 2d until he’s a sobbing mess, begging you to let him cum.

contains: edging (obvi), some begging, handjob???????

gender neutral reader

2d watched as you set up some edging website on your phone. He was already shivering with anticipation. His cock was so greedy, desperate for the slightest touch to relieve some of the tension in his body. You set your phone up next to the two of you so you could both see the screen. “Okay, I set the difficulty level to impossible, so I hope you’re ready.” You chuckled. His face immediately dropped.

You spit into your hand and wrapped it around 2ds cock once the “timer” had been set up. You stroked him slowly as you both watched the bar get closer and closer to the end. The screen turned dark red and you pulled your hand away. 2d whined, feeling his orgasm ebb away. “Ah man….” he mumbled.

The screen turned dark green, allowing you to continue stroking. “Mmh…oh fuck…” he groaned. You would repeat this process a multitude of times, each time 2d would get more desperate than the last. He was shaking, tears rolling down the sides of his face.

“Fuck, h-how much longer?” He whimpered. “I don’t know, but you’ll be fine.” You responded, cupping his face. 2d whined and sobbed, his back arching slightly. Each time you pulled away was torture. The poor boy couldn’t take any more. “P-please!! fuck- fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!! I- I ca-” he desperately cried. He sniffled a few times between moans and gasps. “Almost, baby, I promise.” You said. “Your doing so well, you can do it.”

At long last, the screen turned bright green. You moved your hand up and down as fast as you could, wanting to make this the best orgasm of your sweet boys life. His back arched again and he gripped the sheets tightly. “Hahh!! Oh god- fuck, c-cum-cummingggg….!!” 2d sobbed. He couldn’t breathe. He had never felt so good. Getting the release he had been craving for so long felt incredible.

once he calmed down, 2d looked at you with a soft smile and dazed eyes. “th-thank you…” he whispered. You ran your fingers through his hair and kissed his nose gently. “You’re welcome, darling.” You smiled.

horny on main again

me after headcanoning 2d as autistic and forcing it onto everyone I come in close contact with

nsfw lol

the song is essential for this to be good so just trust me on this one

Imagine 2d but he’s shirtless on your lap, straddling your hips. His lips on your neck and fingers tangled in your hair while his hips grind on your thighs. He’s so desperate for you, panting and whimpering like a bitch in heat. He wants you to touch him all over, but you refuse and leave him to take care of his high libido on his own. The song above comes to the chorus and he breathlessly whimpers in your ear “I wanna be yours.” Seconds later, he gasps and grips your shoulder with his calloused hand, burying his flushed face in your neck. By the way he’s shaking, you can tell he got the release he begged you for.

sorry this thought won’t leave me alone lmao

tw mentions of self harm

okay but imagine 2d with a partner recovering from a sh addiction??

hmgfgddhfggdhh let me do some self indulgent possible self insert stuff for a sec

“Oh, darling….” 2d whispered sadly, running his thumb gently over your fresh scars. “I’m sorry.” You said, guilt setting in. Immediately, your boyfriends head perked up. “Y/n, you have nothing to apologize for. I’m just a little shaken up is all.” He said as he cupped your face. You both knew relapse was part of recovery, and 2d was always so patient and supportive every time.

“do you need anything? I could get you some water or something…” he trailed off. You simply shook your head. “Could you actually just hold me for a bit?” You asked. He nodded and wrapped his arms around you. “I love you so much. I’m proud that you’ve made it to another day, and I’m always gonna be here.” 2d whispered. You sighed softly, appreciating his support. A comfortable silence coated the room as you both sat there on the bathroom floor in each others arms.

mmfhdhdhdhfwfwghh

I had adjusted my pencil brushes and this was how I tested them out. Look at this cute sad boy.

I love Murdoc’s Cuban heels. Also that’s he’s pretty short.

I got into gorillaz recently hello I am the ghost of a sweaty idiot. 2D is an adorable bean.

look at them i love them i only think about them i just- mm