Stop showing us Tatooine, Jakku, or Lothal deserts man, I just want me some tropical forests

Ok this is my first ever action figure, I learned to drive before I got my own action figure.

But look at him!!! King!!!

Idk big man probably got lost because the tropicalness of this place jammed their comm signals, so now he gotta find his way through the jungle

tech-deck:

Crosshair drinks tea with his pinky up…I don’t make the rules.

• Crosshair has a collection of exotic tea leaves in a hidden compartment in his rifle kit
• Tech lives exclusively on caf, cheap brew, fancy brew, it doesn’t matter. It’s whatever keeps him awake
• Wrecker enjoys milk, and Tech has modified a cabinet on the Marauder to function as a fridge unit so the big guy can have his moo juice anytime
• Hunter is a juice guy, the more fruity, the better
• Echo drinks hot water. Exclusively

Me and my friend had some thoughts at 2am about what if the bad batch played Minecraft and I’m very tempted to make art

(Edit: how could I forget hunter )

The Bad Batch - Sneezing

So@paperback-rascal and I were talking the other day, and we wound up discussing sneezes, and me, who wonders the oddest things at the strangest of times, thought, “What would it be like if the Bad Batch sneezed?”

Well, Rascal and I had a blast envisioning how it would go, and I decided to curse share a more detailed version with the Fandom.

1. Hunter

This man doesn’t stop at one sneeze; once he starts, it’ll be a good ten minutes before he can regain his self-control. It begins with a slow buildup of inhalations, including a few odd expressions as he tries to keep from going off. Despite his attempts, Hunter (whether because of his enhancement or not, up to you) always loses his restraint and cuts loose with dozens of sneezes. Naturally, he gets no end of grief from the others over this, as their fearless, always-on-the-top-of-his-game leader is reduced to “a snorting bantha” when something tickles his nostrils. Crosshair keeps track of ALL his sneezes, and absolutely refuses to let him forget about the time he sneezed twenty-five times in a row.

2. Echo

Echo is the most normal with his sneezes, though he tends to be more sensitive to dust than anyone else on the team. It’s quick and easy to identify his impending explosion, but the weird thing is how exaggerated his sneeze is. Echo swears he doesn’t know why his sneezes sound like an ancient speeder coughing to life - it just happens that way. Oddly enough, Hardcase had similar troubles…

3. Wrecker

Now, you would think that a hulking giant like Wrecker would have a sneeze like a Z-7 Rotary Blaster. However, despite his size, Wrecker’s sneezes are actually the quietest of the Batch. He’ll sniff a few times as his olfactory senses begin begging for release, but as soon as he obliges, Wrecker lets out a tiny little squeak. It threw everyone in their youth, so much so that Crosshair dubbed it his “tooka mew”; Wrecker has held that close to his heart ever since, and Crosshair refuses to coin any other term for the sake of maintaining his brother’s joy.

4. Crosshair

This man moves like a cat, acts like a cat, and has the stealth of a cat. Because of his role as the resident sniper, Crosshair has had plenty of practice muffling or otherwise smothering his sneezes. That said, when he lets his guard down between missions, he allows himself a reprieve to cut a decently loud sneeze. This also provides him with a good source of entertainment when the others jump and pull out their blasters, searching wide-eyed for some kind of danger before the sniper’s tell-tale chuckle reaches their ears.

(Basically picture the below for the group’s reaction)

5. Tech

Ah yes, the eloquent and ever-so factual Tech. The calmest, most rational, and least likely to start a fight of the Batch. Also has the highest record of scaring the KRIFF out of both the Batchers and regs with his thunderous sneezes. It was discovered early on that Tech sported the loudest sneeze of any clone, normally reducing those nearby to a jittery mess after hearing his bomb-like explosions. Echo nearly suffered a heart attack when he first joined after hearing Tech sneeze for the first time, leading to many jokes about his anxiety towards Tech’s sneezes from the others.

BONUS ROUND

Echo, hand over his heart:Kriff, Tech, why didn’t you tell me you sneezed like an ion cannon?!

Tech, sniffing: I do not “sneeze like an ion cannon”.

Crosshair, smirking as he holds up a datapad: No, he sneezes like this.

The datapad:

Tech:-_-

Echo:….You’re not helping him, but you’re right.

Hunter’s enhanced sense of smell is so that he can smell his partner cooking his favorite dinner when he’s still miles away from home.