#clone trooper crosshair

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scruffylookingpiratecaptain:

Bitches these days just willing to be a ho for any man in a helmet.

It’s me. I’m bitches.

tech-deck:

Crosshair drinks tea with his pinky up…I don’t make the rules.

  • Crosshair has a collection of exotic tea leaves in a hidden compartment in his rifle kit
  • Tech lives exclusively on caf, cheap brew, fancy brew, it doesn’t matter. It’s whatever keeps him awake
  • Wrecker enjoys milk, and Tech has modified a cabinet on the Marauder to function as a fridge unit so the big guy can have his moo juice anytime
  • Hunter is a juice guy, the more fruity, the better
  • Echo drinks hot water. Exclusively

Hunter:Wtf do you say after you kiss someone.

Wrecker:Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and smash that notification bell!

Tech: Compliment on their tactic. Elaborate on what a fascinating sensation they provided, and if mutual pleasure is reached, inquire about an additional act of relation—

Crosshair: You want a mint.

Crosshair: If she says no, tell her you’re not asking.

Hunter:*awkwardly putting the ring back into his pocket because he’s a fucking sap for Cyare and one kiss already got him weak* Oh… okay…

Hunter:So just to be clear, no proposing?

The boys:

a-lil-perspective:

Hunter: …Where did we go wrong?

Crosshair: Probably somewhere around the time we agreed to this bullshit.

a-lil-perspective:

“There are wounds you treat with rubbing alcohol, and there are wounds you treat with drinking alcohol.”—Crosshair

a-lil-perspective:

Hunter: What’s wrong with you?

Crosshair: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

@superiorsniper

Crosshair: I suffer from a disease called “can load the dishwasher correctly.” It’s incredibly rare, very few people have it.

Wrecker:What abt unloading it.

Crosshair:Unloading doesn’t require you to think about jet angles or the unique shittyness of any given dishwasher, and can be delegated to any household member with a brain.

Crosshair:My body is a temple.

Crosshair:Ancient and crumbling.

Delana:You’re 25.

Crosshair, not listening: Probably cursed or haunted.

‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾ BAD BATCH DATING GAME ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙

Because we’re getting closer to May and the Bad Batch folks are starting to appear again the closer we get to possibly hearing Season 2 news. I wanted to just put it out there for people who might not know yet, that I’m currently working on a Bad Batch dating simulator!

There is a playable Demo avaliable HERE

If you would like to follow the development of the game as well as meeting other Bad Batch fans you’re free to join my 18+ discord

fivesx4:

This is for all the people following my game development.

I’m still in the process of writing a few of the dates and the ending of the game. I want to make sure I’m writing the type of ending that most people will be happy with.

Please if you can, jump on and vote on this poll so I can get as much feedback as possible about how you’d like the game to end.

the strawpoll isn’t working properly for some reason, would you guys either send me an ask with your vote or vote here instead

This is for all the people following my game development.

I’m still in the process of writing a few of the dates and the ending of the game. I want to make sure I’m writing the type of ending that most people will be happy with.

Please if you can, jump on and vote on this poll so I can get as much feedback as possible about how you’d like the game to end.

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holy shit has it been a MOMENT since i last posted. I’m still here. I’m still IN LOVE with the bad batch and I’m still working on my game. A lot has happened in the last few months. I took a break to work on finishing my Crosshair kit in time for a convention. At that convention I met up with a close friend from my discord server and next thing I knew I was dating this person and now I’ve moved in with them so it’s been a process of moving all my stuff and getting settled.

Things finally feel settled enough that I can lock myself away in my little work room and spend the day coding my game.

shadowsstorystuff:

Im mad about no Crosshair this week. I’m also semi-sick.
So y'all get a short little sick fic drabble (unbeta’d so typos lol) featuring sick Shadow and Crosshair!

I also feel bad (not really) about Ch 38 of OTRATTW so…
Its a fluffy fic with their lovely banter! Enjoy!

Rating: Teen
Warnings: Mild suggestive content, non-sexual partial-nudity.
Words:  686

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Oh my God Shadow your Crosshair x Shadow fluff waters my crops, clears my skin, and gives me life. I love this so so much. I adore Crosshair here. Always love these quiet, tender moments with him.

Your banter is my absolute favorite; no one can do it quite like you. It’s bloody brilliant and has me howling every single time lol. You come up with the best comebacks and teases, hands down.

shadowsstorystuff:

Didn’t get the PDF of Off to a Great Start out today but perhaps I can offer a fic of a different caliber. 

For those who know about that spoiler leak, you know exactly want this nightmare is about.

This is a short little self-indulgent comfort fic I wrote for myself, but maybe y’all can find some comfort in it as well. 

Content Warning: Spoiler leak mention, nightmare aftermath

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@soundwavetherav,@mackstrut@haloangel391@iwannaclonetrooper @kamino-mermaid@the11tailedlovesclones@manda1orians @h0tgluegun@shaddow-darkcloud@mangoberry43,@a-lil-perspective,@the-silentium,@thegoodbatch,@peacefulwizardfox,@passionofthesith,@apathetic-catastrophie @honeyray@leonidas-banana-phone @pearlyarmor @queenchaos-5 @bomboclaaty  @ahsokasleftbicep@thetrashbatch99

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Oh my gosh…

This is too precious and sweet.

I was very sniffly reading through. :’)

I love this so much. It’s so calming and comforting, which is exactly what you were going for so that delivered in every aspect of the word. I think this is the perfect antidote for us Crosshair folks right now. You have done a great service.

I love how he went into the water. It’s so profound. He doesn’t like the water. But he pushes through, for Shadow. And he does so gracefully. I’ve said time over again that Crosshair is a giving soul. He will give and contribute without thought. When he’s surrounded by people where devotion is mutual and he can fully apply himself, Crosshair can be the most selfless, reliable, loving person. I love how that is a recurring theme.

I love how reassuring he is too, so adamant, it’s almost like he’s telling us,you know? That everything’s okay, because that’s not him, andno matter what happens, whatever transpires, nothing can ever stave off the Crosshair we’ve forged and loved in our hearts all this time. That Crosshair will always have a special place; the dream, the vision, it belongs to us, and no one can ever take it away. This fic helped me realize that.

Aannddd now I cry. :’D

letsunity:

lisasstars:

I mean look at them!!! Best of buds!!

They are complete contrasts but blend so beautifully together!!

I need Crosshair to be with his brothers again! It’s not a want but a NEED!!! ❤️

Look at how passive Crosshair is, this happens all the time between them.

He’s just “oh this again?”

I love it so much

i am once again asking for a crosshair redemption arc and also to give him a sexy beard thank you

i am once again asking for a crosshair redemption arc and also to give him a sexy beard thank you


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