#teen wolf incorrect quotes
Jackson: I was arrested once for being way too handsome.
Stiles: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.
Stiles: Are you mad?
Derek:No.
Stiles: Sharpening knives at 3am is just a hobby then?
Stiles: It’s been a tough year.
Scott: It’s the second week of January?
Stiles: And your point is?
Stiles: What is wrong with you??
Peter: Loaded question. Elaborate.
Stiles: Do you guys blow your food when it’s too hot or do you just hasafashafsas till you can chew it?
Peter: Oh hasafshafsas for sure. I’m no coward.
Stiles: My demons are chasing me, and they’re doing the naruto run.
Derek: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Stiles, on the bottom bunk: Honestly fuck you.
Scott: you drink too much coffee
Y/N: well, coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc
Y/N: and I don’t give eeffoc what you think…
Malia: we’re just gotta get through these eighteen hours…
Liam: we’re gonna die from boredom
Malia: or, you know, the monsters that are locked here with us…
(alternative version)
Stiles: we’re just gotta get through these next eighteen hours…
Y/N: oh, it’s fine
Y/N: I once sat through Theo making amends
Stiles: I know, right?
Stiles: those are twenty minutes of my life I won’t get back
Stiles and Y/N: (looks at Theo talking to Scott)
Stiles: what if we just kill him?
Y/N: how would that help?
Stiles: it would make me feel better
Y/N:
Y/N: good point
Theo: I think I wanna die
Stiles: then perish
Malia: you will
Kira: please don’t
Scott: why?
Liam: cool
Y/N: (message deleted without opening)
Malia: are you a top or a bottom?
Derek: top
Kira: bottom
Lydia: switch
Y/N: threat
Lydia: I think it’s time we say goodbye to logic
Y/N: yeah
Y/N: get out, Stiles
Y/N: act tough, Liam
Liam: I’m not tough!
Y/N:
Y/N: that’s why I said ‘act’, dumbass!
Stiles: do you have any enemies?
Theo: no, I’m naturally popular and very well liked
Stiles:
Lydia:
Malia:
Y/N:
Stiles: I can think of a few reasons
Malia: shitloads
Lydia: definitely
Liam: you steal my food
Y/N: your existence annoys me
McCall/ Stilinski family dinner
Stiles: (has 4 glasses of wine)
Stiles: (is the family alcoholic)
Hale family dinner
Y/N: (has 4 glasses of wine)
Y/N: (is the designated driver)
Peter: I sent you a text yesterday!
Y/N: I was busy!
Peter:
Y/N: ignoring you
Peter: I got the cake, like you asked
Peter: it says “happy 18th birthday, Lee”
Peter:
Peter: he’s 17, isn’t he?
Y/N: his name is Liam
Scott, seeing Y/N hurt: oh you poor thing!
Y/N: don’t bring my financial status into this
Peter: look, I was a pretty handsome fella when I was young
Peter: you saw me as a young werewolf
Peter: right, Lydia?
Lydia:
Stiles: it’s hard to imagine you as a young werewolf
Peter: well, I-
Y/N: -or young anything…
