#texpost
A few months ago, after a lot of time in lockdown, I decided that I’d spent too long in loose shirts and joggers and denounced restrictive clothing. I was no longer going to bother with even slightly tight clothing unless I absolutely had to, as wearing them was now unbearable.
Upon reflection, I think I’d obliviously put on enough weight that a lot of my clothes (trousers especially) are now uncomfortably tight . So, I just bought my first pair of jeans in a long time, completely guessing at a much larger size, and trying not to think about how amazing it would be if not even those fit Wish me luck
Thinking about how cute having to use a trouser button extender is… like your trousers have gotten pretty tight recently, enough that after a big meal you unbutton them and whenever you button them again, the waistband digs painfully into your round gut. So then you take a simple button extender, or maybe even something makeshift like a few hairbands or something like that, allowing you to wear trousers that no longer fit at all, them cradling your big gut beautifully.
And it turns out you can also use buttton exenders on shirt sleeves. The thought of having such soft, fat arms and wrists that you can’t even close your sleeves over them is… wow. The mental image of all that fat spilling out of the gap in the fabric when you’re forced to use the extender is just driving me crazy.
Someone who likes botany share some avocado fun facts with me
Well I’m not much into botany, but as a cook… literally everyone uses the WRONG technique to cut avocados. The thing where u stick the knife into the skin to cut them and then scoop them out w/ a spoon is a great way to stab yourself in the hand, not to mention wasteful. The spoon doesn’t get all the fruit out anyway, it always leaves behind some on the skin and avocados are too expensive for that bull.
The right way to do a ripe avocado is to cut it in half long-ways, (GENTLY) twist out the pit w/ the blade flat of the knife, then while the skin is still on SET THE HALVES DOWN ON THE BOARD AND CUT THEM INTO FOURTHS (this is where everyone goes wrong). Then you can peel the skin off of the fourths (if it’s properly ripe), set them back down on the cutting board, and cut them into slices from there. DON’T HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND WHILE YOU CUT!!!!! PLEASE IT MAKES ME SO ANXIOUS AND UPSET WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT, DON’T BE MERYL STREEP!
-love, someone who is really doesn’t want you to chop off a finger w/ a kitchen knife because you wanted avocado toast
ho ho ho homo
santa’s coming out of the clauset
life doesn’t end at 25. life doesn’t end at 27 or 30 either. life doesn’t end at 35 or 45. life doesn’t end at 65. it doesn’t matter how old you are, when you decide to get your high school degree or start a family. it doesn’t matter when you decide to go run a marathon or go travel the world. life is not made up by numbers, age is, and your age is not all that you are. you got time. life doesn’t end until it ends.
no gods or kings
only hags
Kaminari as a pro hero.
Kaminari, one breath away from turning into dumb bitch mode from overexertion: You the have right to remain silence. Anything do you say held be will may against court you of law.
Villain, crying: please just hand me over to the police.
Aizawa, handing everyone’s assignments back:
Kaminari: Wait, sensei, why didn’t I get my paper?
Aizawa: Kaminari, I read a few sentences, cried, and decided to just throw it out.
Kaminari: Wait… I don’t remember what I did…
Aizawa: You got off-task and began arguing that vegans can only consume water because plants are living organisms too.
Kaminari, shaking his head: And to think that I wrote that on a sheet of dead tree…
Aizawa, not a single change in his blank expression, one single tear rolling down his cheek: Do you have any idea how badly I want to expel you.
Moxxi’s Heist Ramblings
That new DLC was absolutely perfect and in my opinion was actually more enjoyable than the base game
I’m so happy that Timothy got the good ending he deserves and the amount of character development he went through during it was w o n d e r f u l
Throughout the whole DLC he was still so distraught over everything Jack did to him and seemed to be going through some sort of crisis (the writing on the walls in his hideout like ‘You are NOT Jack’ and ‘You are more than your face’ so I can imagine he was paranoid about becoming someone like Jack and ending up as the villain when in the end he actually did become the hero of the story that Jack tried for so long to be and failed
And the whole “So I didn’t fool you?” “Not even a little.” Interaction is so CUTE and needed because to Timothy that was basically assurance that he’s far from the awful person Jack was and even though he may LOOK like him, Tim is still his own person and doesn’t have to live under the shadow of Jack anymore and AAAA I really do hope we see more of him in the future
if a boy were to squish my cheeks and kiss my forehead, i would simply become putty in his hands.
