#bnha textpost
mirko: ready to go, fellas?
hawks, mic, and fatgum:…
mirko: ready to go, ladies?
hawks, mic, and fatgum: yes!! :D
shigaraki: what the fuck happened to the couch.
toga: you mean the fort?
shigaraki: i mean the couch.
toga:uhh…?
dabi,whispering to toga: he means the fort.
aizawa: everyone shut up. if you have a question, raise a hand.
aizawa:…
aizawa: kaminari, put kirishima’s hand down.
mineta:I-
every female ever:
midoriya: guys, help! over here!
bakugou: y'all hear sumn?
midoriya:HELP!
bakugou: is… is that the wind?
aizawa: okay class toda-
league of villains: allow us to introduce ourselves.
hawks: [slaps dabi in the face]
hawks:[gasps]
hawks: and no one’s gonna help him? wow what a society we live in
midnight: where the hell is eraserhead, the meeting started an hour ago.
mic: hey, cut him some slack, he works very hard!! He’s probably grading tests right now!
aizawa: [slowly opens the door]
aizawa, standing in the doorway: sorry I’m here, I didn’t want to come.
Started watching season 4. Shit myself instead.
midoriya: the villain broke my arm…
bakugou: oh fuck.
midoriya: you’re upset he hurt me? That’s so swee-
bakugou: no, I’m upset he didn’t snap your neck while he was at it.
bakugou: bro, why can’t aizawa-sensei fucking stay awake in his own fucking class.
kirishima: wdym he was teaching not even a minute ago??
literally aizawa shouta:
sero: are you and aizawa-sensei like a thing or…?
mic:yes
aizawa:no
mic:[quietly]…agree to disagree.
midnight: okay so let’s say you’re kissing someone-
aizawa and mic:…
midnight: fine, let’s say- hizashi, you’re kissing shouta and-
mic: OH HELL YEAH!!!
aizawa: say sike right the fuck now.
midoriya: hold on, I feel like I’m gonna sneeze-
midoriya, sobbing: turns out it was just another spontaneous urge to cry.
uraraka:a-another?
kaminari: wow uh really putting me on the spot here haha! You know that this much attention makes me blush haha~
aizawa:…
aizawa: kaminari, if you don’t answer my question within the next minute, I will start crying. violently.
sero, on the phone with kaminari: so what have you been up to today, bro?
kaminari: I’m bored, so I’ve been counting my fingers over and over…
kaminari:10…
kaminari:10…
kaminari:9?!
kaminari: oh wait no- 10!
midoriya: I have a plan!
uraraka: no you don’t.
midoriya: yes I do!
uraraka: does it involve breaking at least one bone?
midoriya:…maybe.
uraraka: you don’t have a plan.
midoriya: I don’t have a plan.
kirishima, entering class: …why is kaminari crying?
uraraka: aizawa-sensei stepped on a ladybug.
kaminari, sobbing: cryin in the club.
aizawa: kaminari please - and I cannot stress this enough - shut the fuck up!
Midnight: A dog bowl? Strange, I was convinced you’re a cat person.
Aizawa: A dog? Oh, no. That’s for Hizashi. There’s no fucking way I’m letting him eat at my table.
Kaminari as a pro hero.
Kaminari, one breath away from turning into dumb bitch mode from overexertion: You the have right to remain silence. Anything do you say held be will may against court you of law.
Villain, crying: please just hand me over to the police.
Aizawa, handing everyone’s assignments back:
Kaminari: Wait, sensei, why didn’t I get my paper?
Aizawa: Kaminari, I read a few sentences, cried, and decided to just throw it out.
Kaminari: Wait… I don’t remember what I did…
Aizawa: You got off-task and began arguing that vegans can only consume water because plants are living organisms too.
Kaminari, shaking his head: And to think that I wrote that on a sheet of dead tree…
Aizawa, not a single change in his blank expression, one single tear rolling down his cheek: Do you have any idea how badly I want to expel you.
