#tf2 engineer
I’m kinda into Minacraft art rn, but I’ll post stuff eventually..
Shitpost status: makin’ mercs in oldy-moldy-fooly-truly funny Tomodachi Life
Engie, screaming his lungs out: Six months!
Spy, who just entered the room: What is he talking about?
Medic:Oh, it’s nothing.
Engie:Six fucking months, you watched me water a plastic plant!
Pyro:What’s a thot?
Engie: Oh, uh. A thoughtful person.
*later during dinner*
Medic: Here’s the salt, Pyro.
Pyro:Thanks, you’re such a thot!
Engie:*chokes on his food*
Some more shenanigans from the very shaped mercs.
BONUS
It’s hard to comprehend but he’s wearing sniper’s hat… with holes.
(It’s hard to make it clear since he’s looking straight at us and there is no colors)
Guess who’s back
Engie:It’s hard being a single mother.
*explosions are in the kitchen*
Engie, sighing: Especially if you’re a middle aged human male without any children.
Comic 7 , thanks @paraparaspectre for the quote
Headcanon that Pyro is such a spooky little guy. Quiet steps. Stands very still. Picks the darkest corners. All completely unintentional, but even Soldier’s been known to jump and yelp at his out-of-nowhere creepy “Hello!”
Engineer has the worst of it, because he’s the one Pyro turns to after a nightmare. In the middle of the night. In his full gear. Engie wakes up to the softest nudge and the sorriest whimper, and there’s this man-sized looming shadow standing soundlessly over him like an omen of impending doom.
Shh, let me draw creepy Pyro
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Also bonus Engie not taking his chances
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