#the alliance saga

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Ryou, to Malik: [holding a fork] You know, you have a lot of gal for someone who has two perfectly good eyeballs that each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Bakura: Am I in trouble?

Ryou: Take a guess.

Bakura:No?

Ryou: Take another guess.

Ryou: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Bakura: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

Ryou:N-No!

Bakura: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y-Yes?

Malik: I know you love him.

Bakura: I am not in love with yadonushi!

Malik, staring at Bakura: I never said who.

Bakura:[realizes]

Bakura: Shit. Well, anyways—

Ryou: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Ryou: Bakura is still mad about it, but me and Seto were drunk and thought it was funny.

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