#ryou bakura
Ryou: I don’t want to hurt their feelings.
Bakura: Hurt their feel—do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?
Ryou: Yeah. Don’t you?
Bakura: No. How do you get anything done?
Bakura:This is bothering me.
Ryou: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Bakura: No, not that. That’s, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
Bakura: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Ryou: Well, that would suck because you can’t microwave metal.
Kaiba: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Ryou, to Malik: [holding a fork] You know, you have a lot of gal for someone who has two perfectly good eyeballs that each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Bakura: Talk dirty to me~
Ryou: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Bakura:Wha—
Ryou: The economy is in shambles.
Bakura: Am I in trouble?
Ryou: Take a guess.
Bakura:No?
Ryou: Take another guess.
Ryou: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Bakura: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.
Bakura: Change is inedible.
Ryou: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Bakura, spitting out a bunch of yen coins: No, I really didn’t.
Ryou:N-No!
Bakura: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y-Yes?
Ryou: If I cried every time Bakura lost, I’d be waterlogged.
Ryou: Hey Bakura can I get a sip of your water?
Bakura: It’s not water.
Ryou: Vodka, I like your style!
Bakura: It’s vinegar.
Ryou:Wh-Wha-
Bakura: It’s vinegar, COWARD.
Ryou: I’ve got a crush on you.
Bakura: Damn, that’s definitely not a good idea.
Ryou, freefalling:Kura!
Bakura: What an idiot! [catches Ryou and twirls in a romantic way] Don’t be reckless!
Ryou, giggling: Well, I knew you’d catch me.
Bakura: You’re not baggage!
Marik, after witnessing the scene: Shujinkaku-sama! Don’t be shy! Come into my arms!
Malik: [throws a shoe at Kek’s face]
[Parent-Teacher conference]
Teacher: Amane was in a fight.
Ryou, pretending to be a good parental figure: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Bakura, not even trying: Did she win?
RYOU BIRTHDAY YEAAAHHHHHH!!!
Look a gay little angstshipping doodle isn’t it shocking I know I’m utterly startled
Back on my bullshit of someone taking Ryou to get new clothes. Anyway they’d totally have graphic tees of iconic cards.
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