#the arcana quotes

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Asra: Alright, who picked Monopoly?!

Nadia: Julian did.

Julian: I didn’t know he’d take it so seriously!

Asra: Dude, Lucio plays real-life monopoly! How could you not think this through?!

Julian: He never played!

Lucio: I warned you guys. You should’ve let me play go fish like I wanted to, now roll the dice, Julian, and be prepared to give me everything!

Julian: Cmon Nadia, it’s been 4 years since we became friends! Let’s all 3 of us go out somewhere fancy.

Nadia: Don’t you remember the last time I took you and Asra out to the most high-class restaurant around?

Julian: But that was years ago!!

Nadia: You tripped on your coat, crashed into a waiter carrying food, and also managed to break a statue in the process.

Julian: Yeah but………

Nadia: AND ASRA SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE LOBSTER TANK!!!

Julian: This is all just a moo point

Asra: A “moo” point????

Julian: Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It dosen’t matter. It’s just “moo”.

MC, to Nadia and Asra: Have I been dating him for too long, or did that genuinely make sense?

Nadia: Ok, lets say someone broke into your apartment one night and you didn’t know to to use any magic, wouldn’t you be scared?

Julian: Most likely.

Asra: Probably.

Lucio: Depends. How many weapons do I still have hidden?

Nadia: None.

Lucio: Really? What about my knife? Sword? Nunchucks? Axe? Spear?

Nadia: it was supposed to be hypothetical but now I’m just concerned about the amount of weapons that you have hidden in this castle.

Julian: I’ve never understood why people cared about romance until I had a relationship myself.

Julian: [picks up MC]

Julian: I’ve only had MC for a day and a half.

Julian: But if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in the room and then myself

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