#the arcana quotes
Muriel: When I was younger I tried to form a gang once.
Asra: How’d it go?
Muriel: It turned into a book club.
Asra: Alright, who picked Monopoly?!
Nadia: Julian did.
Julian: I didn’t know he’d take it so seriously!
Asra: Dude, Lucio plays real-life monopoly! How could you not think this through?!
Julian: He never played!
Lucio: I warned you guys. You should’ve let me play go fish like I wanted to, now roll the dice, Julian, and be prepared to give me everything!
Malzelinka: *Sees people doing dumb shit* oh my god, what idiots.
Malzelinka: *Realizes that its Julian and Portia* oh mY GOD, THOSE ARE MY IDIOTS!
Julian: Cmon Nadia, it’s been 4 years since we became friends! Let’s all 3 of us go out somewhere fancy.
Nadia: Don’t you remember the last time I took you and Asra out to the most high-class restaurant around?
Julian: But that was years ago!!
Nadia: You tripped on your coat, crashed into a waiter carrying food, and also managed to break a statue in the process.
Julian: Yeah but………
Nadia: AND ASRA SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE LOBSTER TANK!!!
Julian: This is all just a moo point
Asra: A “moo” point????
Julian: Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It dosen’t matter. It’s just “moo”.
MC, to Nadia and Asra: Have I been dating him for too long, or did that genuinely make sense?
Nadia: Ok, lets say someone broke into your apartment one night and you didn’t know to to use any magic, wouldn’t you be scared?
Julian: Most likely.
Asra: Probably.
Lucio: Depends. How many weapons do I still have hidden?
Nadia: None.
Lucio: Really? What about my knife? Sword? Nunchucks? Axe? Spear?
Nadia: it was supposed to be hypothetical but now I’m just concerned about the amount of weapons that you have hidden in this castle.
Nadia: In your opinion, what would you say is the height of stupidity?
MC: Well I th-
Asra: Hey, Julian, how tall are you?
Julian: I am the slickest, most suave criminal in Vesuvia
MC: ……Is your hand stuck in a candy machine?
Julian: I paid for my Skittles, so I’m getting my Skittles.
Julian: I’ve never understood why people cared about romance until I had a relationship myself.
Julian: [picks up MC]
Julian: I’ve only had MC for a day and a half.
Julian: But if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in the room and then myself
Portia: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Julian and Lucio: *crouches down*
Portia: I hate you both