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MC: what’s an orgasm?

asra : where did you hear-

julian : it’s when you fold paper to look like birds and stuff

lucio : that’s oregano you-

asra : stOP- 

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straight up not having a good time@asralovesme
Wed, 29 Apr 2020 10:08:10

asra: you played me like a fiddle

lucio: oh no, magician, fiddles are actually difficult to play

lucio: i played you like the cheap kazoo you are

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straight up not having a good time@asralovesme
Fri, 27 Mar 2020 12:27:01

asra, to lucio,:  look, let’s just agree to say “im sorry” on the count of three. one, two, three-

*silence*

asra: now, see, im just disappointed in both of us

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straight up not having a good time@asralovesme
Thu, 26 Mar 2020 16:45:48

 asra: im only going to ask this once, where is mc?

 lucio: i’ll do you one better, who is mc?

 julian: i’ll do you one better, why is mc?

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straight up not having a good time@asralovesme
Thu, 26 Mar 2020 16:33:23

Asra:*drops some bills on the ground* i’ll give you thirty US dollars to leave us alone

Lucio: do I look like a guy who can be swayed by money?

Asra: you do

Lucio: *scooping the money off the ground* damn straight.  

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straight up not having a good time@asralovesme
Wed, 04 Dec 2019 15:31:34

MC: why are people so obsessed with getting a top or a bottom

MC: honestly i would just be glad to have a bunk bed

Asra:

Julian:

Lucio:

Faust:

Lucio: i’m going to tell them.

Asra: dont you fucking dare

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straight up not having a good time@asralovesme
Tue, 03 Dec 2019 15:57:48

MC: i cant believe we’re stuck in this room together

Asra:*swallowing the key* truly unfortunate

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straight up not having a good time@asralovesme
Tue, 03 Dec 2019 14:40:54

MC: have you ever seen something thats changed your life?

Asra: i saw you

MC: honestly? thats like really great but it makes this kinda awkward because i was gonna show you a picture of Lucio dressed as a turkey

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straight up not having a good time@asralovesme
Mon, 02 Dec 2019 16:03:16

MC: i can fit my whole world in my hands

Asra: haha so can i

Asra: *cups MC’s face in his hands*

MC: *cups Asra’s face in their hands*

Asra & MC: *sighs contently* …

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straight up not having a good time@asralovesme
Mon, 02 Dec 2019 15:35:39

Asra *enters the room*: What are you doing?

MC: Just summoned a creepy heartless demon.

Asra *looked around*: Well, apparently unsuccessful?

MC: Why? You’re here!

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Vesuvian mage@alchimistadivezuvia
Wed, 28 Jul 2021 10:41:14

MC *dying*: Doctor, what do you think will happen after death?

Valdemar: I’ll move your bed and put in a new patient.

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Vesuvian mage@alchimistadivezuvia
Tue, 04 May 2021 15:53:15

Morga: Babies are like grenades…

Morga: When you drop them, they make an awful lot of noise.

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Vesuvian mage@alchimistadivezuvia
Sat, 01 May 2021 11:39:42

Muriel, blushed: I want to confess to you that… I have platonic feelings for you…

MC: Maybe you meant “Diogen feelings”?

Muriel: ..?

MC: Because you live practically in a barrel and jerk off

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Vesuvian mage@alchimistadivezuvia
Sat, 10 Apr 2021 15:53:06

Julian: When I was a field doctor in my youth, once I was captured by enemies, and they say: suck or we will chop off your head!

MC: …And you sucked?!

Julian: No honey, they cut my head off!

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Vesuvian mage@alchimistadivezuvia
Sat, 10 Apr 2021 08:47:36

Muriel: When I was younger I tried to form a gang once.

Asra: How’d it go?

Muriel: It turned into a book club.

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Thu, 05 Dec 2019 16:42:38

Asra: Alright, who picked Monopoly?!

Nadia: Julian did.

Julian: I didn’t know he’d take it so seriously!

Asra: Dude, Lucio plays real-life monopoly! How could you not think this through?!

Julian: He never played!

Lucio: I warned you guys. You should’ve let me play go fish like I wanted to, now roll the dice, Julian, and be prepared to give me everything!

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Sat, 12 Oct 2019 00:50:36

Malzelinka: *Sees people doing dumb shit* oh my god, what idiots.

Malzelinka: *Realizes that its Julian and Portia* oh mY GOD, THOSE ARE MY IDIOTS!

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Fri, 11 Oct 2019 23:53:50

Julian: Cmon Nadia, it’s been 4 years since we became friends! Let’s all 3 of us go out somewhere fancy.

Nadia: Don’t you remember the last time I took you and Asra out to the most high-class restaurant around?

Julian: But that was years ago!!

Nadia: You tripped on your coat, crashed into a waiter carrying food, and also managed to break a statue in the process.

Julian: Yeah but………

Nadia: AND ASRA SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE LOBSTER TANK!!!

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Mon, 30 Sep 2019 22:03:02

Julian: This is all just a moo point

Asra: A “moo” point????

Julian: Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It dosen’t matter. It’s just “moo”.

MC, to Nadia and Asra: Have I been dating him for too long, or did that genuinely make sense?

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Mon, 30 Sep 2019 01:07:17

Nadia: Ok, lets say someone broke into your apartment one night and you didn’t know to to use any magic, wouldn’t you be scared?

Julian: Most likely.

Asra: Probably.

Lucio: Depends. How many weapons do I still have hidden?

Nadia: None.

Lucio: Really? What about my knife? Sword? Nunchucks? Axe? Spear?

Nadia: it was supposed to be hypothetical but now I’m just concerned about the amount of weapons that you have hidden in this castle.

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Sat, 28 Sep 2019 20:22:54

Nadia: In your opinion, what would you say is the height of stupidity?

MC: Well I th-

Asra: Hey, Julian, how tall are you?

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Sun, 07 Jul 2019 05:09:03

Julian: I am the slickest, most suave criminal in Vesuvia

MC: ……Is your hand stuck in a candy machine?

Julian: I paid for my Skittles, so I’m getting my Skittles.

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Sun, 07 Jul 2019 05:05:49

Julian: I’ve never understood why people cared about romance until I had a relationship myself.

Julian: [picks up MC]

Julian: I’ve only had MC for a day and a half.

Julian: But if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in the room and then myself

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Sun, 07 Jul 2019 05:02:38

Portia: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Julian and Lucio: *crouches down*

Portia: I hate you both

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Wed, 03 Jul 2019 13:55:58
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