#the art of war
Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like “if you think you might lose, avoid doing that”, “being outnumbered is bad generally”, and “consider lying.”
My personal favourite is his lengthy lecture on the subject of Supplies Being Very Important I Cannot Stress Enough The Importance Of Protecting Your Supply Lines But Also Supply Lines Are Expensive As Shit So Steal The Enemy’s Supplies At Every Opportunity.
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#DO NOT FORGET TO FEED YOUR TROOPS
#this was a genuinely important tip but also the way he explained it was hilarious
#you could HEAR this poor general trying desperately to dumb the idea down far enough
#for some rich idiot who has never fed a horse in his life and doesn’t know how much they eat
#to understand that there is a Fundamental Limit To How Far You Can Transport A Horse Before It Needs More Food Than It Can Transport
#Yes Even In A Wagon #And soldiers are the same only more so #because they also have to carry weapons and so on
#and aren’t very good at pulling wagons
#please for the love of Gods And Physics try to grasp this concept | am begging you
#FORAGING DOES NOT WORK ON THIS KIND OF SCALE
#NO IT DOESN’T I PROMISE
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Books You Should Read
Psycho-Cybernetics by Maxwell Maltz
How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie
The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene
The Art of War by Sun Tzu
The Code of the Extraordinary Mind by Vishen Lakhiani
The Prince by Niccolò Machiavell
The Five Rings by Musashi Miyamoto
Podcasts You Should Listen To
Revolution Ramblings by Amber Khan
Highest Self Podcast by Sahara Rose
Mile Higher Podcast by Kendall Rae and Josh Thomas
Getting Curious by Johnathan Van Ness
Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like “if you think you might lose, avoid doing that”, “being outnumbered is bad generally”, and “consider lying.”
My personal favourite is his lengthy lecture on the subject of Supplies Being Very Important I Cannot Stress Enough The Importance Of Protecting Your Supply Lines But Also Supply Lines Are Expensive As Shit So Steal The Enemy’s Supplies At Every Opportunity.
via-@elidyce
One of the more important things to consider about any historical work is the audience it was published for. The Art Of War was aimed at fancy nobles high on philosophy with little practical military experience who were nonetheless leading armies.
Sun Tzu, after desperatly trying to explain extremely basic logic to a bunch of upper-class twits, basically sat down and wrote the most elaborate “As per my last email” ever
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Went to Half Price Book Store- found a gorgeous hardcopy of the Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin. I read it last year and it was fabulous. I recommend. Still looking for the upcoming Aeschylus, Confucius, and Sophocles. Publishers need to make more good translations that are pretty classics too.
For anyone who wants to read with me the beginning of the Mother of All Book lists is as follows (looks crappy when you realize that I’m still on 3- but I have read a lot of these already, just not in context):
- 1800 BC Anonymous. The Epic of Gilgamesh
- 1000 BC Vyasa. The Mahabharata
- 900 BC Sage Ved Vyasa. The Bhagavad Gita (Part of the Mahabharata) *date unknown
- 855 BC Homer. The Odyssey.
- 850 BC Homer. The Iliad
- 512 BC Sun Tzu. The Art of War (Recorded in the Records of the Grand Historian)
- 500 BC Lao Tsu. Tao te Ching
- 500 BC Mencius. The Book of Mencius
- 480 BC Aeschylus. Prometheus Bound.
- 479 BC Confucius. The Sayings
- 478 BC Confucius. The Analects
- 472 BC Aeschylus. The Persians
- 467 BC Aeschylus. Seven Against Thebes
- 463 BC Aeschylus. Suppliant Maidens
- 458 BC Aeschylus. Agamemnon, Libation Bearers, Eumenides(The Oresteia Trilogy)
- 450 BC Sophocles. Ajax
- 450 BC Sophocles. Trichinae
- 441 BC Sophocles. Antigone
- 438 BC Euripides. Alcestis
- 431 BC Thucydides. The History of the Peloponnesian War.
Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like “if you think you might lose, avoid doing that”, “being outnumbered is bad generally”, and “consider lying.”
My personal favourite is his lengthy lecture on the subject of Supplies Being Very Important I Cannot Stress Enough The Importance Of Protecting Your Supply Lines But Also Supply Lines Are Expensive As Shit So Steal The Enemy’s Supplies At Every Opportunity.
via-@elidyce
One of the more important things to consider about any historical work is the audience it was published for. The Art Of War was aimed at fancy nobles high on philosophy with little practical military experience who were nonetheless leading armies.
Sun Tzu, after desperatly trying to explain extremely basic logic to a bunch of upper-class twits, basically sat down and wrote the most elaborate “As per my last email” ever
Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like “if you think you might lose, avoid doing that”, “being outnumbered is bad generally”, and “consider lying.”
My personal favourite is his lengthy lecture on the subject of Supplies Being Very Important I Cannot Stress Enough The Importance Of Protecting Your Supply Lines But Also Supply Lines Are Expensive As Shit So Steal The Enemy’s Supplies At Every Opportunity.
via-@elidyce
Then you read a line and wonder how he predicted 21st century USA would have such an issue, because it’s just too on the nose to be about anyone else.