#the dream
idk man, i just wanna write a fic that someone reads obsessively at 3am. a fic that someone loses sleep to finish because just one more chapter and tries to give multiple kudos. a fic that people will leave a comment on every chapter. i want to write a fic that people will recommend to others, that they think nails the characterization and relationship dynamic. i want to write someone’s comfort fic, someone’s favorite fic, or someone’s fic they read when they want to re-read something. i want to be that fic writer. i want to write that fic.
Concept: it’s a Sunday. You’re playing video games. I put a dozen donuts next to you on a plate, which you mindlessly shovel into your mouth. I make you a milkshake to wash them down, then sit down next to you to rub and massage your belly while you keep playing your game.
good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ
I wanna be a cute little pup for a party, not allowed to talk, being walked around and showed off to everyone and being petted by everyone who coos at me n calls me cute
As the party goes on the guests get more and more comfortable using me in different ways, either sticking their fingers into my mouth or my ass, or swatting my ass playfully as they talk to each other
By the end of the night there’ll be a line waiting to fuck me over the couch, some people pulling my hair and fucking me roughly while others are gentle and reassuring, calling me a good pup, but eventually everyone has cum in me and I’m left on the floor, full of cum and exhausted, to be collected and taken care of after the party
breathing dreams like air. ~f. scott fitzgerald
look all i wanna do is write a fanfiction so painful and heartbreaking that people tell everyone about how horrific it was and it becomes notorious and people message each other and warn their friends about it
Distant Thunder, Andrew Wyeth, 1961
With the resurgence of Percy Jackson, I’m thinking of making a uquiz about whichrealistic godly parent you’d get (meaning no option to be fathered by Zeus, Poseiden, or Hades, and an rare option to not be a demigod at all) because I think we all need that.
Behold, the realistic godly parent quiz! And behold, apparently I’m the daughter of the God of sleep. How fitting.
Reblog with your parent in the tags!
a mommy domme and daddy dom couple that adores exhibitionism and watching each other fuck, so they keep taking turns fucking their submissive pet to show off to each other. the pet being woken up in the middle of the night by Daddy’s cock inside them, only looking up to see Mommy watching in the corner with her hands between her legs. the sub being guided to bed by Mommy, only to end up with her tongue in their mouth and roaming hands in their own bed while Daddy watches from the doorway. date nights where they trade off on who’s fucking their toy, taking turns complimenting each other on how hot they look fucking their baby and how turned on they are watching it. making sex tapes with one dom while the others away, just to send to the other dom to make them miss home. the sub being nothing but a toy to the doms’ relationship, and loving every second of it
(inc3st blogs DNI - this is roleplay between consensual rational adults only)
Soft, sweet snuggles at the Fallen Oaks Farms
@libraryfaerie
forcing my mild mannered boyfriend to listen to nine inch nails on repeat while i burn his favorite cardigan
it’s a beautiful feeling when certain people have absolutely no way of contacting you
Sakuatsu crumbs from the 2022 calendar!
not to be lewd but who’s gonna stand with me in the halls of healing after the battle of the pelennor fields and hold my hand and tell me that the chill in the air is just the damp of the first spring rain and say “i do not believe this darkness will endure”
Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.
Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder of anything in my life!
If making lunch broke them up it was never a good one in the first place
He gets it.
I’m genuinely curious how the lunches caused the breakup to happen, and I fully support the Gay Spite lunches
Literally since my bf saw this he’s started doing other things to model relationship goals for other guys. He’s always been lovely to me, but he’s made more of a point to show off the things we do for each other and raise people’s standards. He told his friend that we make dinner for each other every night and that guy went home and made his gf enchiladas. He posted about doing my laundry while I was at work (he does stuff like that all the time but usually isn’t public about it) and 2 other guys cleaned stuff up before their ladies came home.
Basically what I’m saying is that @solarpunkarchivist has started a chain reaction of straight people doing better and setting better examples and we appreciate it.
My dad has always sung to my mom on their birthday*, their anniversay, and the winter solstice because that’s her least favorite day of the year. He did this well before they got married, and he kept doing it after they started working in the same office building, walking over to her cubicle a few times a year with a dozen roses and singing a love song from broadway or an operetta. More often, he came over with a hot takeout lunch, or fresh salad or a dessert and would double-check who was picking me up today and what Mom wanted him to make for dinner if he was getting home first.
Some men gave him shit about doing that, bitching and moaning about “Maaaaaan you’re raising the bar!” or “Isn’t picking up the kids your wife’s job?” and so on.
But more men- many more men- came to him for advice. “Where did you learn to sing?” “My wife’s allergic to flowers and doesn’t like chocolate. What should I get her for her birthday?” “How did you get time off to pick up your kids early?” “I wanna do something nice for our anniversary, but it’s right before tax day and I never remember and I feel like an ass. How do you remember?” Net, he thinks setting a good example like that ended two relationships and saved five.
Setting a good example is a good idea to inspire people to realize they deserve better, but even better is that there are lots of people out there who want to do better and will glady take notes from you.
*they have the same birthday 4 years apart.
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