#the witchers of kaer morhen

Geralt, who absolutely hates it when people touch his personal belongings, has no problem with Jaskier stealing his clothes:

1. Jaskier, the idiot, never dresses for the weather. Geralt allows him to wear his clothes so the younger man won’t die from hypothermia.

2. The bard looks kind of cute in Geralt’s clothes.

3.Seeing Jaskier wearing something of his makes Geralt feel hot.

4. Did he mention hypothermia already?

drunk geralt, a “scary witcher”:

- very cuddly, all sloppy smiles

- needs attention or he may literally cry

- likes booping people on the nose (especially his brothers and jaskier)

- tries to pet every cat he sees

drunk jaskier, who’s named after a flower:

- will fight someone, anyone, just give him the chance. may literally kill a person if they insult geralt

- always loses one of his socks

- tries to steal another goat for eskel, a friend for lil bleater

- gets arrested (if he got drunk with lambert, they both get arrested)