#kaer morons

Geralt has Roach, Eskel has Lil Bleater so Lambert has to have an animal companion too.

I’d imagine he’d have a parrot (because it matches with Vesemir’s hat) and teach it all the swear words and annoy people together.

Papa Vesemir and his wolf children

Mean Girls who?

These boys are more fabulous 100%

Right after playing this quest, I knew I had to draw Lambert like this

Anyone here adores Eskel?

Sure Geralt and Lambert have their moments but for some reason, I have a soft spot for Eskel.

Only Geralt can look stoic and at the same time being absolutely sassy when eating just an apple

And yes Lambert , you can pull it off too

essskel:

Truly believe that English/Polish/wever the common vernacular that most characters in the Witcher speak is not Vesemir’s first language. He speaks common but it’s w a heavy accent. He speaks his language to the wolf boys to which Geralt and Lambert answer in common but Eskel doesn’t. He teaches his language to Ciri and she picks it up faster than anyone ever has. Also when he does shout across Kaer Morgan in common it means someone’s in BIG trouble. Like:

Vesemir, in common: LÁMBERT. GET ASS OVER HERE. NOW.

Lambert:

Geralt: It’s been nice knowing you. I wish it didn’t have to end like this. Goodbye.

penandinkprincess:

okay but jaskier tries to play footsie with geralt beneath the table at kaer morhen but the problem with just SO FUCKING MANY tall people is that it’s easy to lose track of who’s who among the long legs beneath the table without looking, so really jaskier has played footsie with every wolf BUT geralt

this needs to written

Geralt, who absolutely hates it when people touch his personal belongings, has no problem with Jaskier stealing his clothes:

1. Jaskier, the idiot, never dresses for the weather. Geralt allows him to wear his clothes so the younger man won’t die from hypothermia.

2. The bard looks kind of cute in Geralt’s clothes.

3.Seeing Jaskier wearing something of his makes Geralt feel hot.

4. Did he mention hypothermia already?

drunk geralt, a “scary witcher”:

- very cuddly, all sloppy smiles

- needs attention or he may literally cry

- likes booping people on the nose (especially his brothers and jaskier)

- tries to pet every cat he sees

drunk jaskier, who’s named after a flower:

- will fight someone, anyone, just give him the chance. may literally kill a person if they insult geralt

- always loses one of his socks

- tries to steal another goat for eskel, a friend for lil bleater

- gets arrested (if he got drunk with lambert, they both get arrested)

penandinkprincess:

how often do we think vesemir does the parent thing of mixing up names when calling the wolves? “ger-es-LAMBERT! PUT IT DOWN!”

jaskier knows he’s really been accepted into the pack when a “jas-” gets thrown in there one day.