#lambert witcher

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You know. I draw something sinful like this and say its the worst thing ive drawn. But this. I think this takes the fucking cake.

drunk geralt, a “scary witcher”:

- very cuddly, all sloppy smiles

- needs attention or he may literally cry

- likes booping people on the nose (especially his brothers and jaskier)

- tries to pet every cat he sees


drunk jaskier, who’s named after a flower:

- will fight someone, anyone, just give him the chance. may literally kill a person if they insult geralt

- always loses one of his socks

- tries to steal another goat for eskel, a friend for lil bleater

- gets arrested (if he got drunk with lambert, they both get arrested)

“Nah yeah, this is a beaut, mate! Reckon you’re almost as good as me now…almost”


I was watching Our Flag Means Death when I was figuring out what Aiden looked like, so now I can only picture him with a New Zealand accent

storytime! 5 yrs ago while playing witcher 2&3 I was wondering why there aren’t many sexy wizards in media, so I made an au and went mod hunting. In that rabbit hole I first found Blender and the realization that this could be a career, so I spent all of my kitchen mopping and forklift operating salary to come down here in Vancouver and study 3D. Now that I’m working as a UE generalist and Witcher 4 coming to UE5, I am finally able to fulfill my destiny of making slutty, slutty sorcerer mods as everything comes full circle

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