#these are soo so good
HAIKYUU AND HOW THEY REACT TO YOU ASKING FOR THEIR PRONOUNS
notes:this is just joke, all in good fun. respect and use peoples pronouns or me and my homies will break ur kneecaps
KARASUNO
daichi sawamura ➝ “uh he/him, is that right?”
koushi sugawara ➝ “he/they :)”
asahi azumane ➝ “uh,,,, uh anything goes”
yuu nishinoya ➝ “HE/HIM BUT ALSO DUMB/ASS”
ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ “uh the ones for bros”
tobio kageyama ➝ “what the fuck did you just call me”
shoyo hinata ➝ “he/him, what are yours??”
kei tsukishima ➝ “nor/mal”
tadashi yamaguchi ➝ “they/them please excuse my friend he says things to start fights”
ennoshita chikara ➝ “he/him I guess”
kiyoko shimizu ➝ “she/they”
hitoka yachi ➝ “great question”
NEKOMA
tetsuro kuroo ➝ “built/different”
morisuke yaku ➝ “he/him, let me know if you’d rather I not occupy this space!”
kenma kozume ➝ “mountain/dew”
lev haiba ➝ “wait alisa taught me this um, the man ones, wait fuck no he/him right? Did I get it right?”
AOBA JOHSAI
tooru oikawa ➝ “whichever you’re attracted to”
hajime iwaizumi ➝ “I am a man”
issei matsukawa ➝ “haven’t decided today”
takahiro hanamaki ➝ “he/him, but it’s up in the air”
akira kunimi ➝ “dude I don’t fucking know I’m depressed”
kyoutani kentarou ➝ [BARKING NOISES]
FUKURODANI
koutarou bokuto ➝ “akaashi told me to say he/him and I practiced it to memorize it”
keiji akaashi ➝ “he/they please”
akinori konoha ➝ “were in a global crisis, just use less plastic and I don’t care what you call me”
SHIRATORIZAWA
wakatoshi ushijima ➝ “I’m 6’4”
satori tendou ➝ “yes.”
tsutomu goshiki ➝ “why? am I not passing?”
shirabu kenjirou ➝ [intense staring and silence]
semi eita ➝ “i havent heard of that band.”
INARIZAKI
atsumu miya ➝ “is that something I have to ask my mom, like my birth time?”
osamu miya ➝ “cash/credit”
rintarou suna ➝ “please do not refer to me”
shinsuke kita ➝ “he/him, and please let me know if you need anything”
DATE TECH
takanobu aone ➝ “he/him, let me know if you need me to talk to anyone for you”
kenji futakuchi ➝ “is that a joke?”
kanji koganegawa ➝ “is that like a verb?”
OTHER
yuuji terushima ➝ “all/yours babyyy”
sakusa kiyoomi ➝ “no.”
