#yamaguchi tadashi

Birthday boiiiiii

”How about YOU just interview the witness and I’ll look intimidating from the corner?”

”I bought the coffee, we made a deal.”

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Detective Tsukkiyama for @soktokki s dtiys~

You guys seemed to really like part one so here’s part two that nobody asked for :) If you haven’t read part one you can click here to access it

These are all after the time-jump! They are all 18+

Karasuno-

• Suga can actually be a pillow princess sometimes and likes to be treated like royalty. Basically worshipped.
• Daichi loves working both hands at the same time, like choking you while fingering. He also goes mad for eye contact and forces you to look at him
• Asahi is a gentle giant but is super strong so he kind of likes to ragdoll and manhandle you because it makes him feel quite dominant
• Noya is super good with his fingers, like crazy good. He can make you come from fingering without putting in any effort, he’s at a god-tier level 
• Tanaka literally pounds you. Rails you into oblivion. You are left with aching hips and feeling like your insides are bruised.
• Kageyama likes degrading. He’s also super good at it. All the Hinata-boke practice prepared him for it
• Hinata always makes sure that you’re okay, checks to make sure you’re feeling good and all that jazz
• Tsukishima also degrades you. And dear god he’s good at it. He usually mixes degradation with praises such as “What a good slut”
• Yam’s likes it when you’re on top, purely because he gets to hold your hips and look at you

Other Teams-

• Kuroo loves giving head, it’s literally one of his favourite things and sometimes gets so desperate to taste you that he can’t even make it 2 steps past the front door
• Kenma loves to get sucked off while he’s streaming which has happened more than once. You sit under the desk while he keeps a poker face. The only thing that gives it away is when his cheeks start burning red and his concentration is altered
• Lev likes to fuck you while standing, he wraps your legs around his waist and helps you bounce on him
• Bokuto adores holding your hips and thighs during sex, any part of you that he can grip, he’s in love with. Especially when he really gets into pounding you and tries to go harder
• Akaashi always smirks down at you when you give him head. He also makes you swallow when he finishes in your mouth
• Oikawa can very easily be forced into submission, also pillow princess mentality.
• Iwaizumi (lord give me strength) likes to spit on you or in your mouth, then forces you to look at him and swallow it
• Ushijima really loves cockwarming. He sometimes just makes you do it while he studies for his classes and thrusts up suddenly whenever you move
• I have a gut feeling that Tendō isn’t even bothered by periods. Like he has no hesitation to period sex and is genuinely surprised when you tell him that most others wouldn’t keep going
• Semi loves it when you wear his shirt while he fucks you, just his shirt and that’s it, maybe thigh high socks here and there.
• You’re always the first person that Suna calls whenever he gets drunk and wants to fuck. He also loves it when you leave hickeys on him so he can show them off
• Atsumu has, more than once, fucked you in the locker room after practice because he likes the risk of getting caught
• Osamu can very easily (if you are female) make you squirt. Like super easy doesn’t even break a sweat

Can we just talk about that Iwa one tho… UGH the audacity he has to not be real

I just got random inspiration at 4am so here we are :D
Also these are based on just canon behaviour of characters, like I know the fandom basically made everyone gay but I’m going based off the show and manga <3 don’t mean to disappoint, trust me, Bokuaka? UGH otp

• Tanaka has a massive thing for girls in beanies or grunge outfits
• Nishinoya is a natural at skateboarding but never told anyone. Not for any specific reason, he just hasn’t mentioned it
• Sugawara has a sort of parental role on the team because he often has to look after his younger brother a lot and finds it hard to break out of the responsible older bro headspace
• Asahi likes big girls. Period. He is also the best hugger out of everyone
• Kuroo takes away Kenma’s games everyday for at least an hour to force him to study
• Bokuto rambles and gets very flustered around people who he finds attractive, Akaashi often has to translate for him
• Ushijima takes mental notes while watching people interact because he wants to be approachable
• Oikawa has a lot of breakdowns at night, most about his sense of identity and where he’s going in the world
• The only person who can break Iwaizumi out of his rage is actually Oikawa but Iwa will never admit it
• Tendō hates mirrors, he’ll often pull faces at them to make himself feel better
• Suga once dared Daichi to break a watermelon between his thighs, which he did with ease
• Tsukki sometimes just sits in his room and thinks about future snarky remarks and comebacks
• Hinata is convinced that if you eat a seed, a plant will grow inside your stomach
• Aone is super duper comfortable to lay on 
• Kageyama is quite a good artist when he tries. He sits in class doodling eyes in his notebook, when he’s not sleeping that is
• It is extremely easy to make Semi blush 
• Mad Dog is actually quite fond of Nishinoya but will never admit it
• Suna is saving up videos of the twins fighting for a compilation that he will present on their birthdays
• Yachi is scared of the dark so she has one of those cute lil unicorn lamps that you hit and it changes colour
• Ukai yells at anyone in the store who starts badmouthing Karasuno
• Terushima got drunk with the team someone pierced his tongue, they all still have no idea who did it
• Daichi can play the guitar, his hands are large and skilled enough to reach basically any chord
• Nishinoya fake-bangs literally the entire team if they bend over to pick up something
• Yamaguchi is afraid of spiders and makes Tsukki get them
• On the contrary, Akaashi owns a spider. A tarantula to be exact
• Kenma adores Halloween, it’s his favourite holiday

I’m so tired so that’s all I got. I hope you liked it :)

Hey y’all, it’s like 3am and I’m having a bit of a rough lil ride with my ✨trauma✨ and wrote this to calm myself down while I’m alone with my thoughts. I think it could maybe help some of you out there.

WARNING! This entire post is about sexual assault and how some of Karasuno would react to you telling them what happened. 

If you have gone through this please remember it’s not your fault. It never was and it never will be.

• Suga finds out after he notices you going through an especially rough day. The memories get too much so you end up telling him everything. Suga asks if he can touch you and when granted permission, pulls you in to a hug and doesn’t let go. He puts his whole heart into holding you and tries everything he can to make you feel safe again. 
• Tanaka gets angry. Not at you, at the person who did it. He gets so angry that he cries and punches a wall. He curses to himself about how he wishes he could have been there to help you.
• Hinata doesn’t know what to do, he starts shaking in a mixture of anger and heartache. He refuses to cry but tears still slip from his eyes as he tries to come up with ways to comfort you.
• Kageyama goes completely silent, his head down and staring at the floor. You feel scared at first, regretting telling him, thinking he’s mad at you. But he looks back up, eyes red and cheeks stained with tears. He wipes his tears with his sleeve and hugs you. 
• Nishinoya sits, shaking his head. Not wanting to even think about anything bad happening to you. He immediately asks for the name of who did it and swears to you that not just him but the whole team will make sure to hurt them just as bad as they hurt you.
  

Hey, take a bit of a breather before you keep reading. Have a sip of water and take a deep breath.

• Asahi uses all of his strength to hold back his tears. He feels a massive lump in his throat that limits his breathing. He holds your hand and does the thumb stroke thingy. He reminds you that “you’re never alone”, “it’s not your fault”, “it’s okay to be upset”
• Daichi freezes up. His fingers curl into a fist and he clenches his jaw. Yet, he sets aside his anger to comfort you. He says nothing, just holds you close to him and lets you speak for as long as you need to. You rest your head on his shoulder.
• Tsukki doesn’t know how to react. He feels an unusual need to protect you. He doesn’t hesitate to express his disgust that someone could sink so low as to hurting you, especially in that way. He sits with you and listens to music to help calm you. 
• You could almost see Yams heart crack in half. He stays silent for a moment, catching his breath as your story seemed to leave him as a loss for air. He can’t help but apologise for anything and everything. He holds your hands and presses his forehead to them. You feel tears drip onto your wrist. 
• Kiyoko holds you the entire time you tell her what happened, she rubs up and down your arm and rests her head on yours. She asks very few questions. She very quietly cries and hopes you don’t notice because she doesn’t want to upset you more. 
• Yachi the poor baby can’t fully comprehend it. In slight denial that someone could do something so awful. She offers to go with you if you decide to report it. She wants to make all of your pain go away but it kills her that she can’t do it.

Gotta sprinkle a little angst here and there I guess.
For real though I hope all of you are okay. I’m sorry if this post has made you go through some rough feelings, I know I certainly cried a lot while writing this. I’m sending all my love to you <3
I’m willing to write more of these if you guys have any comfort characters that you’d like some support from. 
Once again, it’s not your fault.
I urge you to please tell someone or speak with a hotline if you are struggling.

my boy ;-;