#thg incorrect quotes
Finnick: So, what was your childhood like?
Johanna: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at least level 3 friendship to unlock?
Finnick: …what level am I at?
Johanna: 10. So it all started-
Cato: So I did the maths. It would take 400 people to create a steel longsword.
The careers:What?
Cato: You know how Enobaria said her sword was “forged from the blood of her enemies”? Well I calculated it, and you would have to drain the blood of 400 adult humans and extract the iron from their blood to have enough to make a steel longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies.
Peeta: But why would you-
Clove: Actually, that’s awesome.
Cato: I know right!
Gale: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Peeta.
Katniss: *looking lovingly at Peeta across the room* I don’t have feelings for Peeta.
Gale: Katniss, you are nowhere near my eyes.
Clove: Hey, Cato, are you like… seeing anyone?
Cato, trying not to sound too hopeful: No. Why?
Clove: I don’t know, I just think a therapist would really help with all that anger, y'know?
Cato: You are small and cute :)
Clove: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WILL LITERALLY STAB EVERY INCH OF YOU AT ONCE! I’LL MAKE YOU NEVER WISH YOU WERE BORN! NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN.
Cato:
Cato: So tiny and adorable… oh my god.. you’re miniature..
Clove: *charging at Cato emitting extreme sounds of rage*
Chaff: I hate Mondays.
Thresh: It’s Tuesday.
Rue: Actually, It’s Wednesday.
Seeder: It’s Thursday.
Rue: It’s WHAT?!
[On the phone]
Seeder: How’s Rue?
Thresh: She’s fine, not causing any trouble.
Rue, from the other room: THRESH I’M ON FIRE AGAIN!!
Thresh:
Thresh: You know what? Never mind, forget what I just said.
Rue: You know you’re not my dad, right?
Chaff: You stop acting like my child, I’ll stop acting like your father.
Rue: Consider the following.
Rue: Seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat, and they’re called yeetbelts.
Thresh: Let’s patent it.
Seeder: *whispers under her breath as she vigorously searches through flashcards* What the heck is a yeet?
Seeder: We need to think of a plan.
Chaff: Okay.
[long pause]
Chaff: Are you thinking of a plan? ‘Cause I’m just looking serious.
Rue: I need advice.
Chaff: *eating cookie dough for breakfast*
Chaff: You came to the right person.
Rue: I don’t get why you guys were so worried about me. It was just a splinter.
Seeder:
Seeder: You were IMPALED.
Rue: It was a big splinter.
Rue: Watch it. You’re on thin ice.
Thresh: Aw, what are you gonna do? I have at least 50 pounds and half a foot on you.
Rue: I am tiny and full of rage and your kneecaps look awfully unprotected right now.
Rue: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Thresh: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Rue: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
Seeder: We should appreciate the small things in life.
Thresh: *picks up Rue*
Thresh: You are appreciated.
Rue: I get it! You think I’m short! Now put me down or I will kill you!
Rue: Why do you talk to me like this?
Thresh: Because you never had a big brother and you need one.
Thresh: Are you sure this is safe?
Rue: I never said that.
Thresh: Is Christian Bale a Christian because his name is Christian?
Rue: Is Mitt Romney a baseball glove?
Rue: I am cool, I am badass, I am a rebel, I am a fighter-
Chaff: Calm down you’re like 12, it’s just a leather jacket
Rue: Are you in a good mood?
Seeder: Of course I am! Why wouldn’t I be?
Rue: I take it you didn’t hear that loud shattering sound upstairs.
Seeder, dryly: Update: I am no longer in a good mood.
Thresh: I saw a dog at the hospital today.
Chaff: Why were you at the hospital?
Thresh: Oh, I crashed my car and got a concussion.
Chaff: YOU WHAT?!
Thresh: You’re really focusing in the wrong part.
Thresh: Why is it that every time I see you, you’re causing some sort of commotion?
Rue: I don’t cause commotions, I am one.
Chaff: *holding up a bread clip* Nobody under 40 will know what this is.
Rue: Right, because all bread is digital now. I forgot.
Seeder: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Rue: You told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Seeder: I said sanitize. Pandemic, remember?
Rue: Oh.
Seeder:
Rue:
Rue: Don’t go in the basement for a while, then.
