On the top half, there’s five different people who have stitched the video as different fantasy creatures or adventurers sitting in a tavern and singing along to “Soldier, Poet, King” by the Oh Hellos. All of them are in full costume.
On the lower half, a man in modern clothing stares in shock, with the caption “middle aged man who walked through a portal behind a burger king”
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His shirt reads “Feed Ted Cruz to a bear” btw
He also sings along with the chorus with everyone else, while still looking baffled.
the terf skateboard loser arguing biological advantage now cos a trans woman beat her but what was her excuse for losing to a literal 7 year old in 2019
Oh so when my dads watch Stranger Things it a damn good show (it is), but when I do I am getting ideas for murder, which, yes, but don’t say it out loud.
i think rich ppl should stop buying mega yachts and mansions and other boring shit and instead they should funnel money into their own production companies to make quasi-pornographic gay romance shows starring themselves as the leads
Theo, I once again find myself returning this post to go through tags and oh my god I HAD to screenshot the hilarious ones
The year is 2030 and the Coronavirus pandemic is (hopefully) long gone, Trump is no longer president, many more animal species have gone extinct due to human activity and the UK and Commonwealth has a new monarch in King William V. But where are the Duggars?
Jim Bob and Michelle - Have left the TTH after deciding to give it to Joe and Kendra because of their ever expanding family. Enjoying the quieter life after a few eventful years with more scandals (this time involving fraud). Michelle is still joyfully available and Jim Bob is still humping her on golf courses. Still hoping the Lord blesses them with another kid but this never happens and Michelle never gets over it.
Pest and Anna - Pest is still cheating on Anna, he could even be in jail after another child molestation scandal. His liver is on it’s last legs due to the amount of alcohol he consumes but he refuses to see a doctor because Jesus will decide his fate. Mackenzie is married and pregnant with her second child, in fact she recently had a photoshoot with her mother (who is expecting her final child, M11). Michael and Marcus are courting fundie girls. At least one of the M’s will eventually break away from fundamentalism.
Jana - Her wedding failed to save Counting On but she is happily married after finding Mr. Right (Lawson Bates after Jim Bob begged him to help save their show). She has 3 kids and is enjoying running her homeware business.
John and Abbie - Total of four children and are done having kids, now enjoying watching them grow up and travelling the world when Abbie isn’t at work. Still madly in love
Jill and Derick - Still happily married, in fact they renewed their vows on their 10th wedding anniversary. They have added to their family in the form of daughter Selah but chose to adopt her, rather than risk Jill’s life again. They have continued to become more worldly and Derick has finally apologized to Jazz. Speaking of Derick, after graduating law school he managed to get every penny they were owned from Jim Bob. The much anticipated tell-all book has been released and more people are now more understanding of Jill, who is now a proper midwife. 15 year old Israel is enjoying school and well on his way to becoming Pistol Pete.
Jessa and Ben - Jessa has either had a life-saving emergency hysterectomy after one too many high risk home births during the birth of the first GrandDuggar twins. She has sired a total of 7 kids and is finally in therapy after admitting she is depressed. Jim Bob gave her a new house when she announced her fifth pregnancy. Jessa has begun to distance herself from her parents after finally realizing what a toxic upbringing she had and grown closer to Jill in the process. Spurgeon hates his name and now goes by his middle name, Elliot. Ben is a youth pastor.
Or
Jessa bled to death after one home birth too far (seriously, please be careful Jessa) and Ben has now been left to raise her grieving children. Most of the Duggars now have hospital births because of this (all except Anna because.. she’s Anna)
Jinger and Jeremy - Left Los Angeles a few years ago but still in Cali, Jeremy is still a pastor and they are semi famous in their local area thanks to Jinger’s blog and their family Youtube channel. Jinger enjoys the occasional alcoholic drink. Their daughters are all now in private Christian schools and they have admitted defeat in trying for a son and are happy with their five daughters.
JoKen- 11 kids (I’m convinced he will have twins at some point), still birthing for Jesus. Now living in the TTH. Kendra is pregnant with JoKen #12 and continues to wonder where all these kids come from. Still a very boring couple but happy.
Josiah and Lauren - Divorced with 5 kids. Lauren now a successful Mommy blogger, but can’t be bothered with homeschooling so her kids attend a private Christian school paid for by her parents or are educated at the TTH. Josiah is a good father and shares parental responsibilities.
Joy and Austin - 4 kids (3 boys and Evelyn), now running Fort Rock, their homeschooled kids are enjoying the freedom of the great outdoors. Joy is now free to wear pants and is enjoying life.
Jedidiah - His political career failed to launch and he decided to cut his losses, settle down and start a family with hi wife. If he decided to go back into politics later in life he will have ¾ kids max to maintain a good image but if not they will have a larger one.
Jeremiah - Got married just before the scandal and now has a few kids. Still close to his twin brother.
Jason - Works in construction with James. Married with a kid but stays out of the limelight.
James- Married to Lauren Caldwell, who is birthing for Jesus like Kendra and they currently have 6 kids. Pastor Caldwell has kept a tight hold over them. Lauren is less giggly and more tolerable than her sister.
Justin - Married Claire in early 2022, living near her family in Texas. They decided not to start a family right away and have 3 kids
Jackson - Jackson who? His parents forgot he existed and have no clue where he is but he quietly slipped out of the house during the scandal and moved to another state because he didn’t want to get involved. Now single and enjoying the bachelor life.
Johannah- Married off the moment she turned 18. Now has 2 kids and expecting a third.
Jennifer - Jill helped her escape the TTH 5 years ago and got her into therapy. After a short while living with Jill way, Jenni is now away from the public spotlight and enjoying a quiet life. She is never heard from again.
Jordyn - Escaped the TTH and ran to Jill after a failed arranged courtship and has been through therapy due to her difficult early years. Has a fairly worldly life.
Josie - Michelle is still grieving after Josie left the house and got married. She is still paying the price for her premature birth but is now getting good healthcare
if i were showrunner i would have simply licensed ABBA
I’ve never seen a single episode of supernatural. Is this the ship everyone has been waiting to become canon? Because I get why
i sometimes forget that if u haven’t seen spn u would have absolutely no idea that misha collins had to put on this ridiculous fucking voice for 12 years
