redbeardace:

Asexuality is not some exceptionally rare, impossible thing.  Even using the common 1% estimate (which many people think is low), that’s 3.2 million Americans.  If you met someone who said “Hey, I’m from Chicago”, you wouldn’t tell them that you didn’t believe them, because people from Chicago are only about 1% of the population.  “You’re really from New York or California.  Statistically, that’s far more likely.“  That would be ridiculous.

flanneldragon:

ive said it before and ill say it again: astrological signs, meyers briggs, uquiz tests; all fake bullshit that have nothing to do with someones personality. but the instrument you played in highschool band/orchestra? that shit’s realer than math. youre branded for life. i may not be able to guess which instrument you played but as soon as you tell me itll IMMEDIATELY make sense

lookninjas:

1596.

I do believe
this exhaustion will end
sure would be nice
if I fucking knew when

strawberryshortpace:

If you’re feeling sad about the politics in 2020 just read Red White and Royal Blue by Casey Mcquiston for a much happier 2020 political situation or just a better 2020 in general

This is a 100%, realistic, true to life drawing of my roommate’s cat.

skepticalfrog:

literally anyone who leaves a comment on a fic with quotes and their thoughts on the quotes they’ve picked out….. ur for real curing me of all of my illnesses literally the purest form of love 

This!

I absolutely love when people do this on my work!

toreykruwug:

Will we ever forget the skate blade incident? No, definitely not

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funnytwittertweets:

cctinsleybaxter:

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal

yellowmagicalgirl:

AO3/FFN: You have a new comment on your fic

Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in fic writing, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

captaingondolin:

makoshark:

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on an amv in 240p on youtube in 2009 and that i can only re-listen on youtube because it tastes better there

davidtennan-t:

Georgia Tennant if someone calls her husband slutty or sexy:

Also Georgia Tennant if someone calls her husband ‘average-looking’:

nonbinary-safe-haven:

Amab enbies are goddexes, every single one of them.

Sorry, I don’t make the rules.