I’m done with “getting to know you” phases in prolonged social situations. It’s all speed runs now, I start singing Toxic by Britney Spears and you either join in or you don’t
so you’re telling me this whole time hades, poseidon or zeus couldve just banged a dude?? imagine another big 3 kid rolls into camp and they’re like “oh ur dad broke the oath… which means you’re gonna have to pay for it…” and this kids like “lol which dad?”
no oath broken. loophole of the century.
bye i’m shitting myself can someone make a fanfic of this.
