isfp: cute in an intensely trendy way. like imagine if tumblr came to life. adorable haircut and taste in clothes. trinkets and jackets with lettering and all sorts of quirky artsy baubles. cute when they’re making things, and when they’re proud of the things they’ve made.
esfp:not really cute. sexy. sexy and they always know it and they know it, and because they know it, it makes them even sexier. in some nice sunglasses- hot damn.
istj: cute when things go just their way. when they get their room organized just so, or they find their favorite kind of chocolate that’s only available at like 3 stores, or they just finished a big paper that they thought they weren’t going to get done on time. they find a lot of joy in small victories, and it’s an adorable joy.
estj:cute when they’re arguing about something that to other people might seem miniscule, like the way they organize the plants on the windowsill, or the correct order of a morning routine. or maybe they picked up on a tiny plot inconsistency in a movie that no one else noticed, and they just can’t get over t and keep returning and returning to the subject all through the movie. estjs will defend their beliefs fiercely, and when they’re defending the trivial with the same fierceness, it can be super funny and cute.
esfj:cute when they’re helping people. they’ve got big giant hearts, and watching an esfj connect with another person, oftentimes a person they barely know, to lend themselves for emotional support is a beautiful thing.
isfj:just really cute in general. could possibly be the cutest type. adorable when concentrating, when biting their lips, when nervous or surprised. they have so much love to give and are like wiggly soft human puppies. just so, sooooo cute.
estp:estps are cute when they’re mad, tbh. especially if they’re mad and pouty over some small, competitive slight. like- have you ever beaten an estp in monopoly? they get super pissed when they lose games, and while their sulking can be annoying as they try to pretend it doesn’t bother them, it can also be very endearing
istp:cute when they buy something new and they’re just SO JAZZED ABOUT IT. like they got this new bike or smartwatch or, idk, novelty pencil, and it is just the most amazing thing ever to them in that moment and they want to tell everyone who will listen alllllll about it and the ins and outs of how it works. hella cute.
enfj: cute when they’re scheming. Enfjs feel like they were born to change the world, and they get so involved in cooking up massive plans for how they’re going to do it. an enfj can see a piece of litter on the sidewalk, and within fifteen minutes be making plans to contact the mayor about a new cleaning initiative, trying to decide what the best way to make fliers about it would be, wondering how much money it would be for a radio ad. enfjs are cute when they’re excited, when they’re dreaming their big giant idealistic dreams.
infj:cute in an uplaceable way. maybe you wouldn’t even notice them in a crowd at first, maybe they would blend in at a party. but if, at that party, you sat down and talked to them you would notice that there is just something about the intense empathy in their eyes that is warm and inviting, that you want to get lost in.
intj: intjs are mega cute when something pierces their emotionless veneer. Like they’ll be skulking about, all badass and kind of pissed off looking, and then someone will walk by with a tiny white soft bulldog puppy on a leash and they will turn into a baby talking, starry eyed, marshmallow person.
entj: like intjs, cutest when they’re letting they’re guard down. adorable in the rare moments they become flustered or surprised, when they get stressed out over something minor for a moment, swear and kick something, then immediately become bashful after demonstrating feeling.
infp: when they’re emotionally impacted immensely by a small thing. they cry every times the dog dies in a children’s movie, an it’s adorable. if they see a little pigeon with a hurt wing struggling on the ground, they might tell you about it hours later that day, with misty eyes. they are poetically sensitive to almost a ludicrous degree, easily impacted by things the more callous of us have become numb to- and it’s both cute and inspiring.
enfp: all around super cute. neck and neck with isfj in the Cutest Type race. enfps are cute when they just wake up. they sleep so much, and they’re always so rumpled and grumpy and disoriented when they finally regain consciousness, that it’s very hard to resist the urge to hug them.
entp: entps are cute when they’re being silly, which is good news because they’re very often being silly. they’re cute when they’re making themselves and others laugh, climbing trees and throwing things at the people below or drawing dumb caricatures of their friends. reading plato aloud in a strange voice, idk, they’re weirdos.
intp:so cute when they’re concentrating. when they’re completely engrossed in something: origami, calculus, playing a violin. they furrow their brow adorably and give themselves over mind, body, and soul to the task at hand.
for Some Reason™ charles and erik end up multiverse hopping and after seeing many universes, Erik sighs and asks, “how come I am always the villain?” and Charles laughs and says, “perhaps some things are set in stone, old friend.”
and then their guide goes, “actually, it’s roughly fifty-fifty which one of you turns evil, humanity just doesn’t survive very long in the timelines where it’s xavier.”
