Me: Happy Zaundads AU where Vander decides to get over his self-loathing and just love Silco (cuz Vander hates Silco because Sil reminds him of all the parts he hates about himself) and they team up to fight Piltover and raise Jinx together.
Also me: As a result, Ekko loses all faith in humanity because he always idolized Vander and he can’t believe that Vander would shack up with the man who murdered Benzo. He becomes a crazed rat person avenger in the sewers where he meets and teams up with Zac and Twitch from the games.
Jinx: I want that one! Yes, the seething deranged mad scientist avenger one who hangs out with a talking rat and a living slime. I know you hate my evil monster dads, but when can you come over for dinner? I promise I give blowjobs.
Ekko: *hisssssses* *scowls* *shows up anyway because blowjobs* *Jinx makes him shower first* [because she’s not *that* crazy]
Lux: You’re dying. Quick, what’s you type? Jinx: Oh yeah, dark, taller than me, shatters time, white hair, literally my enemy! Lux: ?? Lux: I meant blood type! Jinx: That I don’t know. Ask Vi. Vi: Obviously red!
ALT
