#superfamily
Enjoying the implication in the new WFA that Clark doesn’t know how to tie a tie in spite of wearing one for work regularly. Clark flies back to Kansas every morning and gets his dad to tie his tie bcos he never learned.
Either that or it’s not a real tie it’s actually a clip on he only starts wearing a proper one again when he marries Lois
#no no he flies back#every morning #grabs a cuppa. says hi to the chickens. gets his tie tied. and goes to work #‘hey clark why do you smell like ozone and fresh hay every morning?’ #‘uhhhh. … new cologne’
Ma Kent: you know you should really teach that boy to tie his own tie, he’s almost thirty
Pa Kent: aw but I like seeing him every morning ):
Ma Kent: so just invite him over for coffee!
Pa Kent: he doesn’t have time for that, he’s a big city boy now ):
Ma Kent: for GOD’S sake jonathan
everyone else: batman is built like a brick shit house, he’s huge, he’s menacing, I once saw him walk off a broken femur, a femur!! the largest and most painful bone you can break in the body. one time he crashed the batmoblie into a pole, went flying out the windshield, turned that into a somersault, did a back hand spring and kicked bane in the jaw, he terrifies me
superman: my little meow meow?? my blorbo??? my bwucie ???? he’s got hollow bird bones and bruises like a peach in the Kansas sun, he’s my baby my funny bunny, I want to put him inside my pocket, if I could I’d place him on my shoulder and carry him around all day. one time he used the emergency jl line just to make me kill a spider in his bedroom because alfred was on vacation. he needs someone to start his apples for him. he incites a cuteness aggression in me not unlike what someone might feel towards a sad looking puppy like sometimes I wanna smother him I think he’s so cute
everyone else: oh…..my god
this is probably a bit of a weird take, but… i wanna see robert pattinson’s bruce wayne and christopher reeve’s clark kent interacting. think about it. both of them are poor little meow meow material, just in different directions. like a wet cat and a nervous puppy.
and just imagine the conversations between the two. you’ve got reeve’s clark gushing about how much he admires battinson during an interview, stumbling over his words and fidgeting with his hands (which is weirdly adorable when you’re built like a linebacker) and there’s just this eyeshadow wearing wisp of a man trying to keep a straight face while his inner monologue is going, “he’s such a fucking dork what the fuck. i wanna kiss him.”
Peter Parker: Let’s get a birthday cake.
Loki: But neither of us have birthdays this month.
Peter Parker: The cake won’t know.
Loki: Valid point, let’s get two.
Loki (whispering to Peter Parker): Good job on the mission today Spiderling.
Peter (whispering back): Thank you Mr Loki. Why are we whispering?
Loki (still whispering): I want Thor to think we’re conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.
Peter (looking at Thor): This is realy funny Mr Loki.
Loki (also looking at Thor): I’m glad you agree.
Thor, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?
Tony, who overheard them but doesn’t want to ruin their fun:Stabbing
{Thor proceeds to yeet himself out the nearest window, the last sound he heard was Loki’s hysterical laughter}
Peter Parker (holding picture of Loki): Have you seen Mr Loki?
Thor: Did he dissappear with the Tesseract again !?
Peter Parker: Oh no he’s fine, he’s reading over there on the sofa, but I just want people to look at him. Isn’t he awesome? :D
Loki:
Peter Parker: Mr Loki are you ok?
Loki, failing to wipe away his happy tears: I-I’m fine
{Loki, Peter Parker and Tony on an Undercover Mission}
Tony (through coms): I need you two to argue and pretend to hate each other until they leave.
Peter Parker (through coms):What?
Loki (through coms):Why?
Tony (through coms): Do it, it’s for a distraction.
Peter Parker (to Loki):You are too awesome and smart! It’s frustrating!
Loki:Me?! You are the- You are the most adorable child in the world!
Peter Parker :*pouts*
Tony on a sigh (through coms): Why… why did that offend him?
Loki (through coms): I usually say ‘in the universe’.
Loki’s Sentiment to Peter Parker
{Peter gets injured during a battle and falls into an unawakable coma and Loki feels guilty because he was the indirect cause of it. Peter wakes up in the end.}
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As Loki walks into the the hospital room Peter was sleeping in, his blood nearly froze cold at the sight of Peter Parker’s sleeping and marred face.
Sentiment was not Loki’s forte, but seeing his friend in such a state has awoken rare emotions that he thought his heart was no longer capable of feeling anymore. Emotions he only reserved and last felt when he realised he was the indirect cause of his mother’s death.
Slowly he approaches the bed and stands next to the young boy’s face, as he builds up the courage to say what was needed.
Loki: “I will not ask your forgiveness, because what I have done to you is unforgivable.
I was so lost in hatred and revenge that I have caused harm to you. (Loki’s calm demeanour starts to break)
Sweet Spiderchild, you stole what was left of my cold dead heart. (tears start falling from Loki’s eyes)
And now I have lost you forever. (Loki caresses Peter’s bruised forehead)
I swear, no harm will come to you as long as I live. (Loki’s voice starts to crack)
And not a day shall pass that I don’t miss your sweet smile. (Loki’s feels his heart breaking as he only hears deafening silence instead of Peter’s excited voice) Goodbye little Spiderling.”
Having said what he needed to say Loki places a soft farewell kiss on Peter’s forhead. Just as he turns to walks away, Loki hears a soft voice calling him from the bed.
Peter: “Hello, Mr Loki”
Frozen, Loki turns back. He saw Peter eyes open and alive, a happy smile gracing his lips as his eyes made contact with Loki’s. The sight was almost too much for Loki to handle.
Loki: “Hello Peter”
No other words are needed to be said as they both shared a heart warming embrace, this time with tears of happiness being shed.
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Notes: Watching, Maleficent (2014), I picture Loki and Peter Parker’s relationship is similar to Maleficent and Aurora.
Loki Gives Peter Parker a Makeover
{Peter thinks that Loki is the most fashionable person he knows goes to him for advice on what to wear to an Avengers formal party. Loki being a diva went overboard and the Avengers ended up wondering how on earth did Peter end up looking like a mini version of Loki.}_________________________________________
Bonus: {At the Party}
Random Jerk (to Peter): Why are you dressed like that?
Peter(innocently): Like what?
Random Jerk: Like your going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like some one died?
Loki(the one who helped dressed Peter):Wait
Loki and Peter Parker’s Trip to the Carnival
{Peter tries to knock over a space ship in a carnival booth to win a prize but fails because the game is rigged}
Loki: What was that? He hit that ship. I saw it with my own eyes.
Jerk Vendor: Let me explain something to you. You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it’s not knocked over? Do you know what that means, wizard-man? It means you don’t get the prize!
Loki (seething): Okay, my turn.
{Loki charges up his scepter into a giant canon and blasts the booth to oblivion}
Loki: Knocked over!
{Loki hands Peter the stuffed bear he won for him}
Peter: Oh my gosh Mr Loki that was so awesome! You were all green and glowing and blew the whole the thing up!
Loki(smug, ruffles Peter’s hair): Come on little Spiderling, let’s go destroy all the blasted cheating games in this carnival!
Peter: Yeah! Woo Hoo! Let’s go!
{And that’s why the Avengers never allowed Peter and Loki to go to the carnival without Thor ever again}
Peter Parker: Mr. Loki can you hit him with your knife?
Loki: …I believe the correct term is stab.
Loki Explaining His Friendship with Peter Parker to the Avengers
Loki: Thor, I didn’t understand why you cared so much about these dumb Midgardians until I befriend a Midgardian myself
Loki:(Picks up Peter and holds him close to his chest)
Peter::D
Loki: I’ve only known Peter Parker for a day and a half (takes out knife and waves it threatingly) BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO HIM I WOULD KILL EVERYONE IN THIS REALM AND THEN MYSELF
Peter:O_O
Other Avengers:Same
[Peter Parker meeting Frigga For The First Time]
Peter Parker (whispering): Your mom’s awesome.
Loki (smug) : Of course, where do you think I got it from.
Loki:*picks up Peter Parker* Explain to me why you’re so cute.
Peter Parker::3
Loki:Interesting…
Loki:*smashes a window* Vandalism is wrong Peter.
Peter Parker:Okay.
Peter Parker: I’ll go with you, Mr Loki.
Loki: Spiderling no, I can’t risk anyone I care about getting hurt.
Thor: I’ll go.
Loki:Okay.
Watching Steve and Tony Argue
Peter Parker: This is bad.
Loki: I know.
Loki: I wish we had popcorn.
Peter Parker, after explaining his plan: You think that this is a bad idea.
Loki, smirking: Without a doubt.
Peter Parker: Then why are you smiling?
Loki: Because bad ideas are my favorite kind.
