#tumblr famous

So notice, this I am an avid pic taker I am shameful enough to say idk why obsessed with taking pics daily so do expect Tumblr to be cluttered with my many photos with all the expression strangest poses and funny faces because we life is what you make it so I make it Great. But hey let’s like get this hella gay Midwest boy out of the dusty dark place of Tumblr I want to get to know people so send messages reblog my pics send me your pics it’s all the more greater I am sweet I am slightly bitchy looking but know I am a cancer and I was born in 1999 and on July 17th Phyllis Diller was born on the 17th of July so think of me as a modern yet Uber sexy version of that iconic comedic legend RIP and to much respect so I am a jokester a cynical tall drink of hot tea and yeah imma go now lol I said my TumblrGrapth so TTYLXOX

ALT

When someone like/reblog all my posts

Me:“Sir are you lost? Is everything okay with you?”

I have so many tag games/etc To do it’s insane so I’ll PLEASE get to them when I can, phones been off cuz I need to pay my bill and its driving me nuts. I MISS YOU ALL , MY INTERNET KINGDOM

P.s. I REALLY wish I had internet when it was the 10th anniversary of jani lane# death. This page would’ve been dedicated to him

So I just found out the official Doctor Who tumblr just reblogged me and now my dash is just exploding with activity. Thank you guys, whoever you are, for liking stuff.

Giveaway!!!

I bought this book because this author became known through Tumblr

So

This giveaway isn’t going anywhere but here

If you would like to win this book, comment and I will do a random draw one week from today

peachdoxie:

worldheritagepostorginization:

allons-ynumberten:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

eldritchdraaks:

hybbat:

sometimes-i-just-climb-things:

aquietquixotic:

armchair-factotum:

the-real-skeletor:

The super bowl or whatever I’m not american

Oh NOBODY’S going to be horny after this

Amazing tags

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

A victorian

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

popsun:

popsun:

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me