Hello, and welcome to this very national holiday here at TuesdayHQ. Like you, we delight in the silly little things. Your delight at Twosday, for example. It’s very touching, really. Anyway. Welcome to this completely normal day of twos. Here’s how you’re all celebrating today.

According to @illithid-mind-gayer, it’s 2sday, my 2des:

The moment we’ve all been waiting for (@10x02):

@sorrysomethingwentwrong points out that it’s the first palindromic ambigram of its kind since 11/11/1111—which, if our calculations are correct, was a really frickin long time ago:

As with anything that’s worth anything in this place, there’s an SPN meme for that, courtesy of @thenightwemetnatural:

Twosday affirmations, courtesy of @con-amor-tureina​:

@angelscas​ bringing the Swiftie angle:

Some gleefully two-inspired art by @gleefulpoppet​:

@reallybadblackoutpoems​’ take on Twosday:

@milehighpie​ shares behind-the-scenes impressions of Two on their big day:

@recuperationdisliker​ bringing some classy Street Fighter aesthetique to the table:

And finally, two monkeys for Twosday by @kny-tai​:

So yesterday was…yesterday. But why should roses have all the fun? Let’s all just take a moment to stop the scroll, smell the flowers (metaphorically, at least), and maybe we can collectively dream spring into existence. (Southern Hemisphere, I’m sorry. You’re warm, and so this missive is not for you. But please enjoy the pretty art regardless).

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@humblbee​:

@gryffoon​:

@flowerishness​:

@histsciart​:

@japanese-plants​:

@havekat​:

@dame-nostalgique​:

@wahopuke5​:

@lilblueorchid​:

@nh-art​:

@jigwaltz​:

@maymaymakes​:

@swan-bones​:

@rabbitinthemeadow​:

@duxuebing​:

best-of-reblogs:

Oh no. It’s our 15th anniversary.

Oh god. That’s 1 5 years of your nonsense. Don’t worry—it comes as a surprise to literally all of us that the world continued to do its thing, bringing us to this point.

So, how you been keeping since we celebrated the big one-oh, well, five years ago now?

A bratty teenager at heart, Tumblr has remained the same hellsite you’ve always made it: with your faves, aesthetics, and fandoms, your blogs and sideblogs, your reblog chains and tag conversations. Some of you will have been here for The Dress and the ball pit; some of you know those as lore but only come here for the sexymen and, idk, bees, the bee movie. And you’re all valid.

Throughout February, we’ll be reblogging some of the most iconic reblog chains from our time here with you to @best-of-reblogs. To kick it all off, here is a selection of ~moments~ y’all have manifested. You obviously don’t need us to talk about this—you do that enough among yourselves. But, for heritage purposes, here’s the lowdown anyhow. Don’t mind us while we lurk in the back with the popcorn.

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Friends.

We all learned that friends come in many shapes and sizes—some of your favorite friend shapes are frogs,Furbies,worms-on-a-string, and orbs.

You asked your faves a bazillion questions.

You’ve asked Neil Gaiman about your ineffable husband headcanons, Joseph Gordon-Levit for filmmaking tips, and Taylor Swift about re-recording her albums and the provenance of Meredith and Olivia’s names. All ask answerers have remained equal here, where follower counts are private, and “influencer” is a dirty word.

Standing up for what’s right.

In the last five years, you continued to fight for net neutrality. You worked towards making the internet a safer,kinder, and more joyful space. You’ve celebrated and lamented three very different US presidents. You’ve rallied in the face of racism, learning from and educating each other.

All the memes.

FromSuperputinelection to the disruption of the international shipping trade, you learned about real-world happenings right here on Tumblr. You remixed reality with the best of ’em in a celebration of new traditions and old—some now illegal to scroll past without reblogging, while reblogging others constitutes a crime. Then there’s the homegrown variety lurking in the depths of tags and posts that couldn’t go viral anywhere but here.

Cottagecore Aesthetics.

You started craving the simpler things in life—the woods, frogs, dresses with aprons, gingham, homemade pies—in an unforeseen age that made living those dreams impossible outside of moodboards, Animal Crossing, and Stardew Valley. Your cottagecore hopes and dreams fueled the Radar and log-in screen.

Destiel goes canon.

In what became one of the biggest moments on Tumblr in the last five years, Destiel went canon. Many times. In many languages. In memes, on your televisions, on your blogs. For decade-long fans of Supernatural and non-fans with transdimensional cracks in their dashboards, November 5 became A Day in 2020.

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In the five years since we celebrated our first decade, you created 170,926,810 new blogs, made 40,798,681,685 new posts, and liked 75,280,353,933 posts, both old and new. You made each other cringe, celebrated the mundane and the extraordinary with your FuckYeahblogs, and shared many cursed things we are unable to utter here.

All this to say, come celebrate with us. Stay tuned for some historic reblogs throughout this month of February in the year of the orb, 2022.

Stay weird, Tumblr. You’re doin’ great.

Well, well, well. Wow. Happy birthday month to this terrarium with all its enrichments. Good job, Tumblr. (That’s you. You’re Tumblr.)

Hello, it’s another Tuesday. It’s also the start of the Lunar New Year, and this one’s the year of the tiger, and tigers are cool, especially when they are out. Here, have some out tigers.

@ceearrchua​​:

@inkyami​​:

@judeltapasjutriangle​​:

@pandorama-art​​:

@sapherin​​:

@mochimars​​:

@gryphll​​:

@vaimetanyx​​:

@k-rme​​:

@decapitiger​​:

@obscurelocalstranger​​:

@borzoiboogers​​:

@dogfruit​​:

@chebaba​​:

@mustafakilinc-fotograf-ca​:

@joan-blackbird​:

@kiyoshi-yamaguchi-photography​:

@isuanayo​:

@mmitchelll​:

@violatebrains​:

@trevorme​:

@philomena-famulok​

@antonioteixeiraphotography​:

@der-gorgonaut​:

Goodbye, Tumblr. Wishing you a grumpy Sunday from this definitely-not Tuesday. Don’t look at these bright rainbow neon text posts, please, whatever you do.

tumblr tuesday: opposites

Pov: You are just another AI scrolling Tumblr on a Tuesday, and your dash has all the good stuff the humans like, too. All made by your mutuals, your network of peers. Beautiful, really. 

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Art by @lamorphine​:

Scrumbled cats by @scrumbledcats​:

Humor by @barbadosthegreat​:

Web things by @sol-flo​:

It’s Tuesday the eleventh of January, and that means, well, nothin’ much. Please enjoy this collection of comic-adjacent ephemera concerning small joys that might make your brains go ping. Or not. Eeby deeby, I guess. 

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For@ruka34​, the difference between a bad day and a good one is a humble rodent.

@raccooncomic​ knows what’s good.

So does @claricetudor​…

@johnporcellino​ on the joys of walking out into the night:

@itsbrazey​, found on a nice dog:

And finally, @frogcomic celebrates everything: soup, dinner invitations, the sound of rain on a leaf, and accidentally turning into a tomato. Magnificent.

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staff:

Hello and welcome to another Tuesday on Tumblr. Here is some excellent pride art for you all to enjoy. What do all these images have in common, apart from celebrating pride? That’s right, cats. Because it’s also National Adopt a Cat Month, and cats really are just kind of the best.

@obsob:

@quezify:

@potoh:

@onlyyeshomo:

@glitchyartist:

@bi-spy-who-might-be-high:

@b1uejey:

@keepondreamingx:

@emojipossum:

@irenekohstudio:

@marbirds:

@imaginaryfern:

@lizards-on-skates​:

staff:

This is a Heartstopper fanart fan blog now. Our hands are tied. Happy Tuesday, anyway. Especially to Tara and Darcy, especially today

@intrgalartic:

@lilliangst:

@abigail-baltore:

@calicoture:

@theysaidcoloniserchic:

@deklo:

@masonsofhoney​:

@marvesoq​:

@giullia-jung-art​

@dontbelasagnax​: