Me playing Clue with my family:

Malcolm Bright in the sex dungeon with the nail gun.

Scream Queens Season 1 (pt.2) | Sentence Prompts

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

• “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go disinvite (name) from speaking at commencement.”
  
• “You should go. Any guy swiping right on you is a miracle.”
  
• “(Name) was the planner. The George Clooney in their psycho Ocean’s Eleven, but (name) was the muscle.”
  
• “Without him, they could never keep this whole thing going.”
  
• “That guy, (name), was terrible to his brother, did you know that?”
  
• “First day on the job and I caught a killer. Ha ha ha! Ain’t no way you’re getting out of this one, (name)!”
  
• “I wanna know what I’m being charged with!”
  
• “You drove your pick-up truck through the front window of a Best Buy. You killed or maimed 40 people.”
  
• “What a weird way to put that.”
  
• “I mean, it’s not out of the question. I was a bit of a man-slut back in the day.”
  
• “I don’t understand how this keeps happening!”
  
• “Is this meat locker like a wormhole to an alternate universe or something?”
  
• “Gravity killed (name). I just gave her a little push.”
  
• “Okay, just so we’re clear, I only caught this kiss so I could throw it away.”
  
• “Look, if I can get (name) to love me and have sex with me, I can stay on earth.”
  
• “Look, I can’t live like this. Okay? All I do is work out and kill people.”
  
• “I’m a work in progress! Okay?”
• “Maybe I have to get all this bitch out of me before I can be the real me.”
  
• “I knew it! Looks like the bitch apple doesn’t fall far from the bitch tree.”
  
• “First of all, I’m an American, I don’t have to understand anything.”
  
• “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with my boyfriend.”
  
• “(Name), if it’s really you, use your special dead telepathy to answer a question no one knows the answer to but me.”
  
• “Look you just can’t let dead people get to you. They’re super pissed off they’re dead so they’re coming from a place of anger.”
  
• “(Name) is screwing with me from beyond the grave!”
  
• “Oh give it a rest, Nancy Drew! Whatever your plan was, it isn’t working.”
  
• “I just don’t think it would work out with us. You’re nuts. And not like a typical crazy-ass co-ed but ‘wake up with my penis in a jar’ lunatic.”
  
• “Oh, I meant everything I said about you. I still think you’re useless.”
  
• “Let me brew you up a hot cup of tell it like it is.”

Scream Queens Season 1 (pt.1) | Sentence Prompts

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

• “Halloween is the most important day of the year. It’s the one day on the Gregorian calendar where you’re allowed to go around terrifying children and not be branded a psychopath.”
• “Why do you even care how many people I sleep with? Okay? I always wear protection. And it’s not like I love these chicks.”
  
• “You… you love me?”
  
• “Yeah, well, it was really bloody.”
  
• “I’m sort of over this whole “serial murderer” thing that’s going on right now.”
  
• “You have an amazing skill at telling people what they need to hear.”
  
• “I’m sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt? Nobody likes a suck-up, (name).”
  
• “What fresh hell is this?”
  
• “Shut up, you don’t die from getting your face burned off.”
  
• “She probably had a heart attack.”
  
• “You’re an awful person.”
  
• “Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty so it doesn’t really matter.”
  
• “Good evening, idiot hookers.”
  
• “You’re so confident without being mean. What anti-depressants are you on?”
  
• “If someone is targeting you, they’re going to find you wherever you are, you know?”
  
• “I feel so loved and protected by all of you.”
  
• “I don’t know. Supposedly it was a super fun party.”
  
• “You’re gonna be sorry. Nobody breaks up with (name).”
  
• “Hey, girl, can I just ask you what’s up with your outfit?”
  

——————–RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 3
taken from various movies, tv, music, etc. change as needed.

“Hey, you’re not leaving, are you?”
“I’m highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you.”
“Just remember who got you out of prison.”
“Once upon a time, I thought you wanted me.”
“Feel the fear and the pain. Let it all in, and then let it all go.”
“Does he feel like home to you?”
“Get your hands off me.”
“Some families are magnets for tragedy.”
“That made people uncomfortable. Good.”
“You really are a mood killer, aren’t you?”
“If I was still your girlfriend and not just someone you couldn’t see a future with, I might care. But I’m not, so I don’t.”
“When bad things keep happening to good people, you start to question what is right and what is wrong.”
“My mama used to say that to me when I was little. And sing to me.”
“Let’s see how you like it. Beg me.”
“You know that I will always be there for you, right?”
“This ain’t the Yellow Brick Road, bitch.”
“Can we always be this close forever and ever?”
“Technically not murder, definitely bad.”
“The cruelest thing of all is false hope.”
“I need you to know we’re not so different.”
“Some hostage you turned out to be.”
“This could be the last of all the rides we take.”
“This guy’s definitely an alien.”
“Don’t go where I can’t follow.”
“We can do this the hard way or… well, actually, there’s just the hard way.”
“I can’t believe you saw my mother topless and didn’t tell me about it right away.”
“Do you guys know what Donnie Darko is about?”
“We are going into a number of dark places, but I think I know the way.”
“When you were in middle school, did people use those bracelets to indicate, like, sexual acts?”
“Just stand there because I’m going to hug you.”
“You’re not the kind of person I can be with.”
“I’m running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.”
“I don’t want people looking at me and thinking I’m mad.”
“Sometimes, if there’s too many white people, I get nervous.”
“The important thing is that we work as a team. Which means you do everything I tell you.”
“I didn’t expect to find myself living in the future, but here I fucking well am.”