wanted to try and make a playable ship bingo card! ^^>“ it may not seem as fun as some others out there in terms of choices, I’ll admit, but I tried making it flexible enough so that people could still play it like a ‘real’ bingo, so I had to sacrifice some of the more potentially fun-but-specific options, haha
the theme for this is basically 'what is your opinion on X ship?’ please, feel free to try this out youreslf, share it, post your results, brag to your friends about it, meme it, colour it, cover it in doodles, etc etc, anything at all no credit strictly necessary, this is purely for fun and for everybody to enjoy! also, if you feel like you can improve it and alter the options so that it’s a more fun experience while still being playable - go for it!!
1) the bottom space is for comments/notes/doodles 2) "the same age” here is “less than 5 years of difference” 3) in case the graph at the bottom isn’t clear, the rules are: if you check every square in any vertical column, or in any horizontal row, or in a diagonal from 5 to 5, or in a smaller diagonal with 4 squares in it (the areas where they can start and end are shaded), you get a 'bingo’ 4) there’s no way to get a 'win’ here, because it’s not a competition :D it’s simply a little chart to see if you get a combo or two~
5) pls share it around, I’m curious to see if it works, haha :)
—————————–UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 3 change as needed.
“Memento mori.” “Whenever I need a quenching, refreshing beverage, I reach for one of these.” “I’ve never had a clear thought in my life.” “You wanna know how I got to love pain?” “It was your plan all along!” “What the hell is with the difference between Takis bags?” “You just need to suck it up and drink your wine.” “Mother nature is the cruelest bitch, that fucking whore. Took the kids.” “How quickly can we whip up a bowl of mac n’cheese?” “Oh, yeah, there will be lube.” “’Hydro,’ which is Latin for water. ‘Dipping’ which is Greek for insertions.” “If I was dying in the middle of the road, it would take me five weeks to get your attention, and then you’d say ‘oh, can’t do that today!’” “Oh, jeez, what smells? It’s gotta be this.” “No! I refuse to accept your stupidity today!” “I’m washing the stick.” “Hello, Mr. Penis.” “This is the ultimate test of trust.” “You use less water and then it’s less watery.” “That was the most vague compliment anyone has every given me.” “It’s like fishing. And that’s when the semens happen.” “It makes my meat jiggle.” “Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else.” “Maybe they’ll taste better after they’ve spent six months in the ground.” “____ is built like a brick shit house.” “Have you been enjoying yourself?” “Well, the thing is, ____, you said I’m gonna like it, but I don’t.” “I need you to forget everything you know. Did you do it?” “Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.” “Bigfoot’s foot isn’t the only thing that’s big if you know what I’m talking about.” “Can you imagine if I was sponsored by a canned corn company?” “God, everyday you live is the worst day of your life with me.” “I can’t wait to be naked together again.” “Don’t look at my feet, you pervert.” “I’m insecure about my body right now! But that’s okay!’
1. What is their favorite article of clothing, or one that they wear most often? 2. Do they have anything in their wardrobe that they have never worn? If so, why? 3. Are they close with their family? If not, do they have a found family they are close with? 4. Do they tend to hold on to things for sentimental reasons? 5. Do they go looking for love or do they prefer for things to happen naturally? 6. What is their hygiene / makeup routine? 7. What do they do for self care? 8. What hobbies do they have, or what do they do for fun? 9. What career did they want as a child? 10. Do they have any celebrity crushes? 11. What was their first kiss like? 12. How many pets have they had throughout their life? Which was their favorite? 13. What does their bedroom look like? 14. If they had one letter or one voicemail to send to a loved one and could never speak to them again, what would they say? (sender can specify loved one or recipient can choose) 15. If they were in a slasher movie, what stereotype would they fall under? 16. Have they ever been in love? If so, with whom? 17. What piece of media influenced them the most growing up? 18. Do they have any phobias? 19. What is their dream home like? 20. Do they have any children? If so, how is their relationship? If not, would they like any? 21. Have they committed any crimes? If so, were they punished or did they get away with it? 22. What colors do they love? What colors do they hate? 23. What is their favorite food? Least favorite food? 24. Do they have any niche interests? 25. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are ashamed of? 26. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are proud of? 27. Do they collect anything, or have they in the past? 28. Do they spend a lot of time online? 29. Have they gone to college? What was their major? 30. Have they had any near death experiences? 31. Share a random headcanon.
————————-send a number for a lyric starter alternatively, send a ♬for me to randomize a choice.
1. from one of my favorite songs 2. from a song by my favorite musical artist 3. from a song i’ve seen performed live 4. from a song i don’t like 5. from a song that plays on the radio 6. from a funny song 7. from a 60s song 8. from a 70s song 9. from an 80s song 10. from a 90s song 11. from an early 2000s song 12. from a song i’ve never heard before 13. from a song from a musical 14. from a song by an lgbt artist 15. from a song i know all the lyrics to 16. from a song i knew as a child 17. from a song in my favorite genre 18. from a song that’s stuck in my head 19. from the last song i listened to 20. from the first song that comes on when i randomize my music
————————–THINGS MY ROOMMATE AND I HAVE SAID change as needed.
“Quit touching my Dorito bag.” “Warn me before you start backing that shit up.” ”I’m too thicc.” “I would date a Fresno nightcrawler.” “We’ve got a homeless orc problem.” “It’s not a witch. It’s Criss Angel.” “I’m going to fist fight my cats.” “I drank her soda once and now she thinks I’m gonna eat all her food.” “Get your face out of his pee hole.” “When I die, I want you to take a picture with my body.” “You live with someone long enough and you’re gonna see their boobs eventually.” “I’m going back into hiding. I just wanted to eat some beef jerky.” *spills soda everywhere* “I’m cancelled.” “I’m gonna break your butt with my fist.” “I never knew that’s what kumquats looked like.” “Kelly Clarkson and kumquats- that’s the two things I know nothing about.” “Don’t tell me to put on pants. Absolutely not.“ “I don’t have any blood.” “Please don’t fart while you’re right here.” “Mm, watered down, room temperature coffee. A delicacy.” “Don’t touch my butt!” “____ is the only one who texts me and she lives with me.” “I’m not going to groom myself in your bed.” “You always sound sarcastic.” “I’m just somewhere else 24/7.”
————————–REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA SENTENCE STARTERS cw for language, violence, illness, body image, death. change as needed.
“No one really knows his name for sure.” “Pray he never comes knocking at your door.” “He’ll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest.” “He will come at your weakest hour, when no one is around who might rescue you.” “None of us are free from this horror.” “You disgust me.” “You don’t have much time. It’s spreading rapidly.” “Commence your groveling.” “I’ll keep those vultures guessing.” “Industrialization has crippled the globe.” “It could change your life rest assured.” “Wait! You’re going to get us caught!” “Why care for these petty obsessions?” “What if you could have genetic perfection?” “Would you change who you are if you could?” “There were these bodies. They were all dead.” “You missed your medicine and fell unconscious.” “You could have died! You… You scared me to death!” “I’d be lost if I were to lose you.” “I will stop at nothing to keep you safe.” “Your mother, rest her soul, would be so proud of you.” “We will always be there for you in your time of need.” “_____, you’re the world to me.” “I’m infected.” “I don’t think that I can be fixed.” “Why are my genetics such a bitch?” “Thanks for the disease.” “How much of it is fate? How much of it depends on the choices that we make?” “Can I stop it or am I a slave?” “Don’t you dare touch your TV.” “Look what I’ve become.” “The years roll by without you.” “There is something I can’t tell her.” “I am lost without you here.” “I am only living out a lie.” “I’m the monster. I’m the villain.” “He left me in charge.” “I don’t take lip from a cunt.” “I’m the smartest and the toughest.” “____ don’t take shit from no one.” “____ steals all of the hearts.” “You ain’t got the guts.” “You don’t know me, but your mother was once very dear to me.” “They shall inherit nothing.” “I guess I’ll take it to my death.” “You never should have left me.” “It’s been difficult to see you after what you put me through.” “I can go out with a bang.” “It’s nice to see young talent blooming.” “My kids have been… well, disappointing.” “Tell me, why do you hide your pretty face?” “There is hope- an antidote.” “Who says that Dad needs to know everything?” “It’s a thankless job but somebody’s got to do it.” “Peeling off the tissue inch by inch. Skinning off the muscles too.” “No one ever thanks me when I’m done. How self-absorbed people can be.” “I haven’t been this excited since my first elective surgery.” “Someone’s going to hang if I don’t get my coffee!” “I will shoot you in the face!” “What’s this, rat piss?” “Someone must sing. Why can’t it be me?” “When the geezer croaks, you will all learn to respect me.” “Seeing you two stirs memories.” “Of course, I joke.” “How am I going to find my way home?” “I’m sorry! I’ll pay later!” “Did you take your medicine?” “It’s looking grim.” “I will rush home when I’m done.” “Don’t bother me. You’ll get me caught.” “Would you care to comment, sir?” “Welcome _____ to the stage.” “I couldn’t feel or remember a thing.” “A month later, I was turning tricks.” “Sometimes I wonder why they need me at all.” “Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.” “Sometimes I wonder why I need you at all.” “She needs a little help with the agony.” “So you think you got heart? So you think you got balls?” “Well, it’s my turn to shine.” “I can’t feel nothing at all.” “Is there a reason why you couldn’t phone me this target?” “I can’t afford a scandal here.” “You break my friggin’ heart.” “Remember what you did to _____.” “Why relive that moment?” “Can you forgive me for this?” “Will they live? Doubtful.” “Better start praying when you see him coming.” “I hope you have my money or it’s buon viaggi.” “I remember every dying whisper, every desperate murmur.” “She looks just like you.” “I cannot do this job. Find someone else.” “He wants out? Then I will take him out.” “Can you come down, please? So we can speak.” “Your resemblance is striking.” “I was told you died with her.” “How do I put this? I’m your godmom.” “In you is a world of promise.” “You could learn from all my failures.” “Name the stars and constellations. Count the cars and watch the seasons.” “Just forget me.” “Best if I resume my life inside my bedroom.” “A sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom outside her bedroom.” “Yield for nothing.” “Let your life be your dream.” “Don’t you have a show tonight?” “You never were a man of many words.” “Let her stay in here. Please, hide her here.” “I’ll be fine, ____, don’t you fret.” “There are things in life that we do best to leave alone.” “Your mother’s death taught me to accept that nothing ever lasts in this world.” “Foolish dreams can destroy a grown man. What chance has a seventeen-year-old girl?” “I’m just seventeen, and it’s better than forty.” “Stay with the dead- I’m joining the living.” “Something’s changing… I can feel it.” “You cannot control me, father.” “Daddy’s girl’s a fucking monster.” “I’ll be the laughingstock of the stage.” “This is your fault. I asked you to help me.” “I gave you the life I wished I’d had.” “I look like a crime scene.” “All you ever do is take, take, take. All I ever do is give.” “Your genes are not worthy of mine.” “Flesh is weak. Blood is cheap.” “Gold- It makes the world go round.” “I will not be betrayed.” “I must be brave, come what may.” “I’ve made my peace. I hold no grudge.” “No chance for peace. I’ll end this grudge.” “I’ll stain the streets. They’ll run with blood.” “I’m gonna sing my final song.” “It’s gonna be a bloodbath.” “Stand up, don’t be shy.” “This makeover came for a small added fee. Now I look smashing on live TV.” “You’re close enough to taste it.” “We’ll use you as bait to draw this snake out of his hole.” “Will you let yourself be trapped, or will you use your trap to trap him?” “She’s been caged up like a monster by her overbearing father.” “Didn’t I say the world was cruel?” “Tell me how this happened, what I did wrong. Tell me why.” “Can we just go home, ____, and forget this dreadful night?” “Didn’t you say that you were different?” “All you’ve ever told me, every word is a lie.” “Didn’t you say that you’d protect me?” “I hate you. Go and die.” “You’ve exceeded all my plans.” “Touch her and I swear I’ll kill you.” “I’m dying you idiots.” “Someone tell me what is going on.” “This will pass. You’ve got to fight through it.” “I’ve deceived the only one that matters.” “All you have to do is pull the trigger.” “Oh, god, what have I done to you?” “Your dad deserved whatever happened to him.” “Remember my mistakes. Remember you can change.” “Remember that it’s up to you to go and shape your life into one that’s worthy of remembering.” “Don’t come near me. You’re embarrassing.” “Don’t show your face to me. You’re disgusting.” “Sometimes I wanted to cry when the people on TV were not quite the way we were.” “I didn’t know I’d love you so much but I do.” “Sometimes I’d stay up all night wishing to God that I was the one who died.” “Go and change the world for me.” “We will always have each other in our time of need.” “I have hated and loved you.” “Though the imprint is deep in me, it will always be up to me.” “Sometimes I wonder how we ever got here.” “Sometimes I wonder why we all don’t move on.” “We all wind up in a tiny pine box.” “Our heroes will never be forgotten.” “I can’t fucking hear you, you fucking peasants!” “You gonna start applauding?”
——————-BO BURNHAM’S INSIDE OUTTAKES SENTENCE STARTERS change as needed. language, adult content, mentions of mental illness.
“I’m going a little crazy.” “I don’t have a kid. I crochet instead.” “I’ll bother getting better when I bother getting dressed.” ”I’m living in the future.” “Am I kinda hot?” “I’m just hoping I can write or film something soon that’s usable, or I’m just gonna stop and play PlayStation.” “Is this fucking doing anything?” “Is this looking cool or just fucking stupid?” “I’m a stupid little bitch!” “I just wanna feel good.” “I’m not even close to kidding.” “I wanna know when Dippin’ Dots is going to condemn child sex trafficking.” “Maybe I’ll feel better when I got to bed.” “I wrote a joke. Wanna hear it?” “If your least favorite word is ‘moist’ and you tell people that, I hate you.” “My least favorite word, by the way, is ‘injustice.’” “I wrote a song for you.” “You’re an adult. You can figure it out.” “You think I am the worst.” “Why would you assume that you’re entitled to a dumpling?” “I don’t wanna fight so let’s just drop this- it’s not a big deal.” “You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent.” “Um no, fuck that.” “Your whole worldview collapses the moment there’s a spider.” “I get it, this is the real you. It’s a pleasure. Nice to meet you.” “Shit like this brings the movement down.” “Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around.” “Our culture has been taken over by a radical group of SJW feminist freaks.” “Now we’re fucking talking.” “Offer yourself by being yourself. And if that doesn’t work, be somebody else.” “Who you are on a fundamental, sort of unchangeable level, may just be uninteresting.” “How is the best case scenario Joe Biden?” “Soon after I posted my first couple videos, they went viral.” “There’s a lot of material that I’m just really embarrassed by and makes me cringe for a lot of reasons.” “I often wish that I could just, you know, start over.” “Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, alright?” “I ain’t afraid of no spider.” “It’s very upsetting that the future is in front of now, do you know what I mean? Like that we have to keep living from now onward.” “This isn’t a joke, so don’t joke about it.” “I don’t wanna talk about it.” “I’m doing fine. Twenty-nine, in my prime.” “I am a weird looking dude.” “You’re supposed to see the top of your head when you come out of your mother’s pussy, but you saw my face. I came out face first.” “Other days, like today, I just feel like I’m completely spinning my wheels and wasting my time.” “I’ve been eating these things for basically every meal for the past six months.” “I’m using a paper plate. I know they’re bad for the environment but I’d rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish.” “We could and would and should have done better.” “Our doing isn’t done and our done-ing isn’t did, okay? So know that.” “We are living in a golden age of content.” “Time is still, you know, passing.” “It’s only a problem when you go outside.” “I’m done being sad.” “Am I going crazy? Maybe, maybe not.” “Pray for us.” “The more I wait for it, the more shitty I feel and look.” “I realized the only way this thing is going to stop is if I stop doing it, so I’m going to stop.” “She likes her life as a mother and wife, but is that all she is?” “Her future is waiting right there for the taking.” “The chicken must first cross the road.” “I’m an adult man in a baseball hat.” “I don’t know what’s happening.” “What the fuck is going on?”
——————–RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 4 taken from various songs. change as needed.
“I have hated and loved you.” “I’m free at last.” “Why do you feel so down?” “I know I’m not a very good friend.” “I never never want to go home.” “It’s not my home, it’s their home and I’m welcome no more.” “To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.” “A strange fear gripped me and I just couldn’t ask.” “I have loved you since we were eighteen.” “All along, I knew we’d be fine.” “Please tell me that you’re alright.” “I’m sick of the things I do when I’m nervous.” “I used to rely on self-medication. I guess I still do that from time to time.” “I don’t want to waste your time.” “I want to stay up all night.” “I hope she’ll wanna kiss me back.” “You’ve saved my life again.” “I love you like a love song.” “There’s no way to describe what you do to me.” “I loved you only but there’s no reciprocation.” “You don’t care if I die.” “Don’t make me wait another day.” “All the kids are a little too little for this.” “Maybe I’ll just stay away.” “Open up your heart and your mind to me.” “No need to convince me anymore.” “I’ve never seen a smile so pretty.” “You’re all I’ve ever wanted.” “I can’t control you.” “These are the reasons I think that you’re ill.” “I don’t believe in a fairytale end.” “Is this happening to us today?” “This is more than I can take.” “How can life be so unfair?” “All I do is cry about you.” “I don’t want to die without you.” “You can’t pin me down.” “Do you think I’m stuck up?” “Time to back up, motherfucker.” “I am never gonna give you anything you expect.”
——————————FIRST TIMES send a symbol for a first time with my muse. or send a symbol + ‘reverse’ to switch roles.
kiss my muse for the first time hug my muse for the first time cry in front of my muse for the first time hold my muse’s hand for the first time hit my muse for the first time cook for my muse for the first time get drunk with/in front of my muse for the first time sing in front of my muse for the first time show my muse a special talent for the first time (mun specify) go to my muse’s house for the first time ✈️ travel with my muse for the first time sleep with my muse for the first time ❤️ tell my muse you love them for the first time tell my muse you hate them for the first time be injured in front of my muse for the first time go to the hospital with/for my muse for the first time give my muse a gift for the first time (mun specify gift)
—————MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED 2019 PLAYLIST SENTENCE STARTERS change as needed. it’s mostly hozier, nicole dollanganger, billie eilish, danny gonzalez, and pale waves. but primarily hozier lmao
“I wouldn’t know where to start.” “Would things be easier if there was a right way? Honey, there is no right way.” “I couldn’t whisper when you needed it shouted.” “No other version of me I would rather to be tonight.” “When you move, I’m moved.” “My baby’s sweet as can be. She gives me toothaches just from kissing me.” “I will not ask you- neither should you.” “I’d suffer Hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight.” “There’s something wretched about this.” “Toying somewhere between love and abuse.” “All that I’ve been taught and every word I’ve got is foreign to me.” “You told me you’d always be by my side.” “I’m gonna run this nothing town.” “I’m no good, not even when I’m trying.” “It’s a crime that she’s not around most of the time.” “You might think it’s lame but your boy just changed the game.” “I can’t ever see myself with somebody else, except you.” “The next time you hit, I hit back.” “Don’t let me in with with no intention to keep me.” “I’m pretty sure I’m right, and every other single person on Earth is wrong.” “You are my strange addiction.” “I’ve done it again- I’ve done it again.” “In a few days I would be there, love.” “Lowkey I think that we’re highkey goals.” “Your love feels so fake.” “I’m embarrassed to be saying this. I hate to admit things.” “I crave a real wild man.” “She was understandably put off by that.” “I’d be home with you.” “He don’t care if he kills us both.” “Who’s got any time for growing up?” “Thought this night out at the club would be fun, but it’s the worst.” “Won’t you give me one last night with you?” “You want me to be yours. Well, then you gotta be mine.” “Be as you’ve always been.” “I don’t have a car ‘cause I fly on a broomstick.” “The world has no right to my heart.” “Once you get your mind made up, there is no getting through to you.” “With a face like that you could get away with anything.” “Sometimes I just feel invisible, like nobody can see me.” “Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now.” “It’s not the war but what’s behind it.” “No blood for you will ever be enough.” “No one ever had much nice to say. I think they never liked you anyway.” “I want you to miss me when I’m not around you.” “I’m in love with you. And I love, too, that love soon might end.” “They cut through the bone and left them without hands.” “We’ve no time for getting old.” “Death is gonna catch up to all one day but yours is coming quicker than ours.” “Nothing fucks with my baby.” “Can you hear the sound of hysteria?” “Hate to be the one that told you so.” “Can’t you see that we’re all hurting?” “I wouldn’t fall for someone I thought couldn’t misbehave.” “I waited all year just so y'all would wanna see me.” “Maybe things don’t end the way we thought they always might.” “I would give you my body but I’m not sure that you want me.” “The only heaven I’ll be sent to is when I’m alone with you.” “Somebody who has a whole lot of subscribers please come and beef with me.” “Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.” “Each side is a loser so who cares who fired the gun?” “You must accept that I’m a little out my mind.” “Tom Holland- number one Spiderman, hands down, bitch.” “You know what happens after dark.” “There’s nothing wrong with me. This is how I’m supposed to be.” “Am I more than you bargained for yet?” “I know I’ve been acting like a dick.” “I could lie and say I like it like that.” “I won’t deny I’ve got in my mind now all the things we’d do.” “I always thought I would sink, so I never swam.” “Game’s over for y'all when I get my license.” “Say anything. Anything hurts less than the quiet.” “Hope that you’re good to me, baby.” “How I wish the world was different.” “People have high expectations of me.” “I’m not over you but I’m trying.” “You don’t have to sing it nice, but honey sing it strong.” “Come check out my vape tricks.” “I don’t wanna be alone on New Years Eve.” “Somebody new is gonna comfort you like you want me to.” “I keep catching little words but the meaning’s thin.” “Pretend we’re in one of those movies they rent in the back of every seedy place we pass on the interstate.” “If they could see me they’d be so proud.” “I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay.” “I finally felt like I could feel for the first time when I met you.” “I’m going to get married today.” “Let’s stop running from love.” “Even if you know that you don’t own me, I’ll let you play the role.” “When you come back, I bet you’re gonna be pretty confused.” “The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.” “Mostly I’m fine. Most of the time I get by.” “I’m coughing- I’m bleeding.” “Why do girls like ‘em bad?” “Kiss me hard just like you did at the start.” “I need you to run to me.” “I don’t need a xanny to feel better.” “I’m a little bit unholy. So what? So is everyone else.” “You’re such a mess but you’re always beautiful to me.” “I turned and ran to save a life I didn’t have.” “You’re faking all your pain. You’re bleeding on a stage.”
——————–RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 3 taken from various movies, tv, music, etc. change as needed.
“Hey, you’re not leaving, are you?” “I’m highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you.” “Just remember who got you out of prison.” “Once upon a time, I thought you wanted me.” “Feel the fear and the pain. Let it all in, and then let it all go.” “Does he feel like home to you?” “Get your hands off me.” “Some families are magnets for tragedy.” “That made people uncomfortable. Good.” “You really are a mood killer, aren’t you?” “If I was still your girlfriend and not just someone you couldn’t see a future with, I might care. But I’m not, so I don’t.” “When bad things keep happening to good people, you start to question what is right and what is wrong.” “My mama used to say that to me when I was little. And sing to me.” “Let’s see how you like it. Beg me.” “You know that I will always be there for you, right?” “This ain’t the Yellow Brick Road, bitch.” “Can we always be this close forever and ever?” “Technically not murder, definitely bad.” “The cruelest thing of all is false hope.” “I need you to know we’re not so different.” “Some hostage you turned out to be.” “This could be the last of all the rides we take.” “This guy’s definitely an alien.” “Don’t go where I can’t follow.” “We can do this the hard way or… well, actually, there’s just the hard way.” “I can’t believe you saw my mother topless and didn’t tell me about it right away.” “Do you guys know what Donnie Darko is about?” “We are going into a number of dark places, but I think I know the way.” “When you were in middle school, did people use those bracelets to indicate, like, sexual acts?” “Just stand there because I’m going to hug you.” “You’re not the kind of person I can be with.” “I’m running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.” “I don’t want people looking at me and thinking I’m mad.” “Sometimes, if there’s too many white people, I get nervous.” “The important thing is that we work as a team. Which means you do everything I tell you.” “I didn’t expect to find myself living in the future, but here I fucking well am.”
——————–LOVE SENTENCE STARTERS change pronouns as needed.
“Do you love me?” “You don’t love me.” “Have you ever been in love?” “Do you still love him?” “I love this.” “I love you.” “I love her.” “I think I’m in love.” “I’ve never been in love.” “This isn’t about love.” “I’m not looking for love.” “I’m not in love.” “I don’t want to fall in love.” “Don’t fall in love with me.” “I have so much love to give.” “I look at you and all I see is love.” “Do you think you could love me?” “I never loved you.” “I never stopped loving you.” “I’m falling in love with you.” “I fall in love too easily.” “I’ve never been in love before.”
——————–RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 2 taken from various movies, tv, music, etc. change pronouns as needed.
“You never struck me as the diapers and midnight feedings type.” “It is a monstrous love and it makes monsters of us all.” “You’re too shallow to dig on me.” “Are you a G-string? No! So stay out of my ass!” “I was trying to protect you. I was trying to keep you safe.” “I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year.” “I can’t quite tell what I’m hoping for.” “There are some wounds that can never heal.” “He doesn’t deserve to die in an overpriced Spanish revival.” “That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.” “It sounded like when the grim reaper slips past your ear.” “Please don’t go. I love you so.” “Listen, I prefer the ladies but I’m an equal opportunity lover.” “I’m gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every, single person on the face of the Earth to do it.” “I want to play a video game where you just love the shit out of other people.” “Looks like that dresser has eyes. I just saw him looking at me.” “Ain’t it hard keeping it so hardcore?” “If I’m going down, I’m taking everybody with me.” “Look at you! Aren’t you just as pretty as a magnolia in May?” “If you do it right, their blood will paint the walls.” “Hate is always foolish, and love is always wise.” “This is not your destruction. This is your birth.” “If my calculations are correct, we’re in big ass trouble.” “It doesn’t always make sense and most of it never happened. But that’s what kind of story this is.” “Do not for one second think I am weak.” “How many times have you watched Pac-Man die? Doesn’t bother him. He just tries again.” “I wanna be the star of the show.” “All you will get from me is my support. And my respect.” “I know you love me, baby, but I fucking hate you, dear.” “You cry every time somebody talks about Titanic.” “Sorry if I scared you. I know I have somewhat ghost-like features.” “There’s no point in responding ‘cause it will not make them stop.”
—————————DATE SCENARIO STARTERS send an emoji for a date scenario (romantic or platonic) for our muses.
- at a carnival - at the movie theater - birthday party - at a botanical garden - karaoke ️ - at a pride parade - at a sports game - in a haunted location - movie night at home - getting manicures - at a play - going dancing - game night - at a zoo - at a bar - day at the beach - bowling - having dinner ⭐️ - camping under the stars
“Duh huh huh I’ve got a great idea, I’m going to rebound and date a woman who strongly reminds me of my late wife in a no strings attached relationship while going through a thoroughly deranged grieving period, it will go fine and no one’s feelings will get hurt especially not mine” -Isaac a few years ago
I saw this wonderful ship meme template by gibb_arts on twitter and decided to do it for one of my most beloved rarepair OTPs, ItaKabu! I hope this gives you some insight into why I love this ship so much <3
More detailed headcanon descriptions below the cut!
Age/Height: Canon, actually! I think it’s really funny that they’re almost the same height but Itachi is juuuust a little bit taller.
Gender: I see both of these characters as cisgender male, but while Itachi hasn’t questioned things much, I feel like Kabuto went through an entire roller coaster about his gender identity at one point in his life. He eventually settled back where he started, but it’s now that purposeful cis perspective that only comes with intense questioning. (I’d also consider Kabuto nonbinary male, but he probably prefers to be called a man)
Sexuality: Itachi demisexual, Kabuto bisexual. Not much additional detail here!
Big/Little Spoon: I think they’re both pretty cuddly but Itachi is gentle and passive and Kabuto is happy for any kind of attention, so Itachi probably meets him halfway and they trade spoons back and forth. Kabuto’s horns might make it hard to have your face behind his head lol.
Lends Clothes/Borrows Clothes: They mostly have their own stuff but Kabuto is slightly smaller, so he fits in Itachi’s things better.
Uses Pet Names: Kabuto is incredibly respectful and feels very weird calling Itachi by anything but his actual name. Itachi doesn’t tend toward pet names but might call Kabuto “honey” just to see how red his face goes.
Introverted/Extroverted: Kabuto is generally shy but wants to have connections with people. Itachi likes having company but is low energy–I’d classify him as more of an ambivert.
Affection through Words/Actions: Kabuto does try to make deliberate gestures, but he feels like it doesn’t come across well, so he’s constantly telling Itachi how wonderful he is and making sure he understands exactly how he feels. Itachi of course reminds Kabuto that he really does love him, though a lot of his affection comes in warm gestures like bringing him tea when he’s working or covering him up with a blanket when he falls asleep.
Confesses First/Waits: Kabuto would never imagine anyone could possibly have a crush on him, so only at the very last minute would he even consider telling Itachi how he feels. Itachi is slow to get attached but once he’s in deep he realizes exactly how resistant Kabuto is to making the first move, so he does it for him.
Screams about Bugs/Squashes: Neither of them are afraid of bugs. Kabuto goes to swiftly whack it with a rolled-up newspaper, but Itachi stops him and scoops the bug up to put it outside. As long as it’s not a mosquito. No mercy for mosquitoes.
Drives the Car: If they had a car, Kabuto would do the handling and maintenance. Itachi can drive but often doesn’t because they usually travel together.
Can’t Cook/Cooks: Kabuto can functionally feed himself and it tastes alright. Itachi enjoys cooking as a hobby and is happy to make dinner basically every night.
PDA: Itachi is a bit shy but doesn’t care much if people see him being sweet with his S/O. For Kabuto, the idea of someone proudly showing their affection for him in public makes his bones turn to jelly. Itachi often humors him by taking his hand when he’s not expecting it and kissing his cheek.
Overprotective: Both previously dealt with narcissistic control complexes and are prone to trying to solve problems by themselves. They are also both aware that their boyfriend has disaster tendencies and do their best to look out for each other.
Relationship Experience: Itachi might possibly have dated someone when he was very young but he doesn’t really count that. At the very least he loves his brother and does have friends like Kisame. Kabuto has not had a single human interaction that did not devolve into terminal backstabbing disorder and/or brutal death. He is starting from entry-level and Itachi is prepared to tell him as often as he needs to hear it that he loves him and isn’t going anywhere.
Horny Level: Kabuto is way too awkward to be thirsty 95% of the time. Itachi is more relaxed and thinks it’s funny when Kabuto gets flustered, so he’d probably make the first move. That being said, as soon as Itachi made it clear what his intentions were, Kabuto’s meter would shoot through the roof.
Awkwardness Level: Itachi is a resurrected undead paper mache lantern man who feels like everything is borrowed time, so as long as people can be okay with some of his past mistakes he’s pretty chill about most stuff. Kabuto has only recently come down off his tirade of unchecked terrorism and mass murder, and is largely of the opinion that while he really really wants people to like him, he completely understands if they just want to lock him in prison forever.
Jealousy Level: Itachi is not the jealous type at all and would let Kabuto do his own thing. Kabuto also respects Itachi’s choices, though he is a bit envious of the people who seem closer to him.
— That’s it for this! Feel free to add any headcanons in the tags or let me know if you want to hear more of mine! :D
Heya again! I did another meme thing again for my TMNT 2003 OC Kammie! This time it’s for my ship Kammie X Mikey! I had to use my imagination for some of this stuff lol! Anyways enjoy! Thankie!
I did another shipping meme! This time for my TMNT 2003 OC Kammie X Mikey!
