Now I know my teacher doesn’t expect me to reply to an article discussing Forks, Washington WITHOUT BRINGING UP TWILIGHT. Ma’am this is an envisioning nature class PLEASE.
Bella was way too into the whole vampire thing and never really thought immortality over.
Like sure, you wanna stay young with your vampire bf and demon baby forever? Cute like me too but what are you going to do when the sun eventually dies out? Say you somehow survive that, what will you do when the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies collide? By then no life can sustain on earth and y’all won’t have food. Who knows, maybe the earth will just explode and you’ll be chilling in space with the vampire squad.
In conclusion, SMeyer really didn’t think shit through like someone with anxiety and it SHOWS.
Look, I love this joke, but honestly if my dramatic, emo, vampire boyfriend texted me about the snail he just saw, it would only make me fall deeper in love with him.
one of my favorite things about twilight is how in midnight sun edward is telling emmett about bella when they first meet and how she just smells so delicious and alluring and he can’t control himself etc
and emmett’s like oh man that happened to me once. i remember, she was out hanging her laundry and she just smelled so great… so i killed her and drank her blood for sustenance. well, good luck with all this
