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I present to you… Men

Turns out it’s the same, if not more, pictures of guys with their cars, posing shirtless, and at the gym. Except the accompanying song 90% of the guys pick is either “Sympathy for the Devil” by the Rolling Stones or “This Must Be the Place” by the Talking Heads. Nothing against those songs…but evidence shows there’s some correlation to douche-hood…

Not getting a match? Keep swiping.

Went on a date and it sucked? Keep swiping.

Went on a date and it was great but it’s been a few days and you haven’t heard from them? Keep swiping.

A big part of me really hates the never-ending swipe - it’s problematic to modern dating. But the unfortunate truth is, it’s also really helpful when you feel stuck in a dating rut. 

All I ever wanted was to be in a serious relationship and dating apps are supposed to be a means in which to get there. Instead, I’ve been stuck in a seemingly endless groundhog’s day of dating. 

So…am I being punished for something?

Why are all the dating app experiences basically the exact same?

Forkin’ shirtballs - I’m in dating purgatory. 

Why are the majority of people on dating sites either:

- Only on there to promote their Instagram.

- Twice the size of me.

- Look 10 years older than they are.

- Think alcohol and drugs are personality traits (and that’s somehow a good thing??).

- Have tattoos/piercings covering their whole body.

- Super overly religious, to the point of wanting to marry God/Jesus instead??

- Want hook-ups or not serious at all about a relationship.

- Fake/scammer/spammers/liars.

- Don’t know how to hold a conversation.

Are there any normal people out there like me who actually want a serious long term relationship??

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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! I hope you like this small comic I made based off of some tinder profiles I was shown by a pal. Good luck, everyone. May you all find love, platonically, romantically, or otherwise, today.

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https://youtu.be/rbC6X02h5Mk

Help a lesbian out and please watch this video and leave a like on it :) hopefully you also find the information useful - especially if you have been unsuccessful on dating apps :( I understand the struggle </3 love to all you other rainbow members! :)

On Tinder, the bottom 80% of men (in terms of attractiveness) are competing for the bottom 22% of wo

On Tinder, the bottom 80% of men (in terms of attractiveness) are competing for the bottom 22% of women and the top 78% of women are competing for the top 20% of men.


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