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Futaba: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…

Akiren: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, ‘Are we about to kiss?’

Akiren: Doesn’t work for getting out of assault charges, by the way.

Akiren, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Makoto: You did WHAT–

Ryuji and Futaba: William Snakepeare

Akiren: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Ann:If?

Ryuji: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Joker @ Yaldabaoth: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! … And this gun I found.

Portia: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Nadia: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

Portia: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Portia: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! … And this knife I found.

Joker: Okay okay stop asking me if I’m straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Nadia @ Lucio: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Lucio: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Portia: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.