#ur welcome

wizard-spells:

Reblog this post to turn the previous user into a Creature

Here take this

Bride of Re-Animator (1990) dir. Brian Yuzna

some ancient poetry bitching about spending one’s birthday without a loved one felt apt

prints

foaming at the mouth thinking about the potential of facial hair

neck kisses with.. facial hair

body worship with…. facial hair

me immediately getting on my knees for u because you have……… facial hair

i like filthy fics so most of these are just smut

smut = *

*Far Away From Nothing -
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7510200?view_adult=true

*Wasted youth, Cryptids, and Waterboys - archiveofourown.org/works/10254716?view_adult=true&view_full_work=true

*Please Drink Responsibly -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9514295?view_full_work=true

*Blow Me Up - https://archiveofourown.org/works/7777147?view_adult=true

*Lance’s Nighttime Adventure - https://archiveofourown.org/works/9917849?view_adult=true

*Something Just Like This - http://archiveofourown.org/works/10716489?view_adult=true&view_full_work=true#main

*Hot In Here - https://archiveofourown.org/works/10540284?view_adult=true#main

*Weird - https://archiveofourown.org/works/7648843?view_adult=true

*Please Switch Responsibly -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10712682?view_adult=true

*Please Get Fucked Responsibly - http://archiveofourown.org/works/10841472/chapters/24067320

*Welcome To Lion-Mart! -
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7762195?view_adult=true

*Gross Boys -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10867962?view_adult=true

*Don’t Break Connection -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8321353?view_full_work=true

*A Shot At Love -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10102640?view_adult=true

*Baby, We’re Going Down -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9119875

*Tip Jar -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10563945?view_full_work=true

*Scream My Name - 
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7806421

*How To Bang Your Neighbour 101 -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9671762

*You Make Me Feel -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8390515

*Drive - 
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8238065?view_adult=true

Dirty Laundry - 
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7454385

Fools Rush In - 
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10179662/chapters/22609904?view_adult=true

*Wrong Window -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8293582?view_adult=true

*Drummer Boy -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10556902?view_full_work=true

*Best Friends -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10706604

*What We Make Of It -
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10443345?view_adult=true

*Shut Up and Dance With Me -
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8159153/chapters/18698024

*Is That A Challenge? - http://archiveofourown.org/works/7640995?view_adult=true

*How To Train Your Galra -
Part 1 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/7672060
Part 2 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/7709302
Part 3 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/7848832
Part 4 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/9090550

*Mistakes Were Made -
Part 1 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/8164189
Part 2 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/8951314
Part 3 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/9002284
Part 4 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/9098506
Part 5 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/9297080
Part 6 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/9419876
Part 7 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/9534092

At least I protected him.

owldee:

secret-sapphics:

if any girl wants to get into a sword fight with me and pin me to the ground with a foot on my chest and her sword to my neck, sweat dripping down her neck, breath heavy, and her brows furrowed in concentration, trying to decide whether or not she should let me live,,,

i wouldn’t,,, object,,,

i’ve just now seen this and everyone else can go home, this is the funniest reblog i’ve seen

reunite

I saw this cute 2012-ish pic of ashley johnson and I had to draw ellie with a skateboard too

social (twitter/instagram/dA): bigwolfart

princessskye09:

somethin’ bout you makes me feel like a dangerous woman

i posted the uncensored of dis one on my Twitter,, it barely counts as a nude buttt i had to hide the nips fkdnfjfj sooo if anyone wanted to see the original u can click on de link <33

exhausted-asterism:

jeezllouise:

u r pulling my leg. u have to be

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