[video description: One Piece Nico Robin-centric PMV set to Somebody to Love by Queen. press j to skip description.
It is all dark purple lines on a pink background. It opens with a hand lifting up, then poofing into petals. Lyrics: “each morning I get up I die a little, Can barely stand on my feet, Take a look in the mirror and cry”: young robin walks down a street, stumbling a little. She spots her wanted poster, distressed. “Lord, what you’re doing to me, I have spent all my years in believing you, But I just can’t get no relief, Lord!”: flashback to young robin on ohara, looking at a poneglyph, then studying with Professor Clover. the scene transitions to the buster call, the library burning. “Somebody ooh somebody, Can anybody find me somebody to love?” Robin hugs her mom, is carried by Saul, then there’s a close up on her face, staring blankly at ohara as it burns. she floats away on Aokiji’s boat.
“I work hard every day of my life,”: montage of robin growing up. “I work ‘til I ache in my bones”: robin on the Strawhat ship. “At the end of the day I take home my hard-earned pay all on my own”: Miss All Sunday creating arms, then getting stabbed by Crocodile. “I get down on my knees And I start to pray, 'Til the tears run down from my eyes, Lord, somebody, ooh somebody”: Robin sits against the poneglyph, bleeding, with a resigned smile. tears roll down her face. Her eyes fly open in shock when Luffy grabs her collar. “can anybody find me somebody to love?”: Luffy carries her out of the tomb.
over instrumentals: Robin joining the Strawhats, examining the ruins on Skypeia. Aokiji appears and freezes her. a shot of the other strawhats reaching for her frozen hand. Robin and Luffy sleeping on the ship, Robin looking contemplative.
“Oh, Lord, somebody, ooh somebody, Can anybody find me somebody to love?”: They arrive at Water 7, CP9 passes Robin on the street. In Iceberg’s house, Robin and CP9 are standing around when, to Robin’s shock, Luffy and Zoro burst in through the walls. “Got no feel, I got no rhythm I just keep losing my beat”: A shot of the Sea Train, then Robin getting pulled through Blueno’s Door. “I’m OK, I’m alright”: Robin and Franky handcuffed on Enies Lobby. “I ain’t gonna face no defeat": Spandam holding the Buster Call Snail. “I just gotta get out of this prison cell, One day I’m gonna be free, Lord!” Robin’s “I want to live” shot.
“Find me somebody to love” is repeated 10 times over shots of the Strawhats fighting CP9 to get the handcuff keys. “somebody” is repeated 4 times with a montage of the keys they collected. “somebody find me, somebody find me somebody to love”: Spandam drags Robin across the bridge, then he is hit by an explosive (referenced from the manga panel). “find me somebody to love” is repeated over the end of the song, fading out. Robin looks up, shocked, to see Sniper King on top of the Tower of Justice, posing triumphantly. She cries, smiling. Un-handcuffed, she holds her hands up in a fighting pose. that fades out and as the song fades out, it says “thanks for watching” with the Going Merry bobbing in the water. it changes to the Thousand Sunny after a few seconds. end video description]
[video description: 4 second loop of a cartoony person with a flower for a head doing a dance: they do a clumsy arabesque and spin, go up on their toes, and plié. the music is a bouncy, repetitive piano and horn tune. the background is green plants that reach over their head. end video description]
video description: a tiktok by @weezerroll. a person is clumsily and hesitantly playing a bass guitar, until the camera person places a white and brown rat on the bass player’s head while firmly saying, “Ratatouille.” their playing suddenly improves while the rat shifts its footing on their head. end description
On the top half, there’s five different people who have stitched the video as different fantasy creatures or adventurers sitting in a tavern and singing along to “Soldier, Poet, King” by the Oh Hellos. All of them are in full costume.
On the lower half, a man in modern clothing stares in shock, with the caption “middle aged man who walked through a portal behind a burger king”
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His shirt reads “Feed Ted Cruz to a bear” btw
He also sings along with the chorus with everyone else, while still looking baffled.
video description: A cell phone video pointed at the shadows of two people standing on a lawn.
Cameraperson: “Jaymin. Which way did he go?”
The person on the left adjusts their stance and clothing in such a way that their shadow ceases to resemble a human and perfectly forms an upward-pointing arrow. The cameraperson dissolves into laughter.
[image id tiktok from @.bow_asintakea_rawn A brunett of indeterminate gender with short hair wearing a dark paisley waistcoat over a white button up sits in front of a bookcase. They speak with a faint Eastern European accent. “Ze difficult thing about being a vampire who is Deaf…is I cannot turn into a bat. Well, I can turn INTO a bat…” A bat flies into a bookshelf with an audible *smack*. There is a beat, and then back to the vampire. “…echolocation is a little bit embarrassing.” end id]
Whoever made that tag doesn’t realize how much we love 80s Synthwave Numb Bob Fan Dance in this home
[Video Description: Bob, a purple cat from Animal Crossing, holding two paper fans and dancing to an upbeat 80s style remix of Linkin Park’s song “Numb”. End description.]
[ID: A Tumblr tag reading “i feel like some people didn’t unmute this before reblogging”. End ID.]
[VD: A Tiktok by @LyleForever in the format of a call-in show. The host is wearing a green lizard suit, and their face is painted green to match. The background is footage of a dry landscape, and elevator music plays in the background. The host reads from something off-screen: “Scottie, it says here you have been “actively committing marriage fraud for money.” What, exactly, is, ‘marriage fraud’?”
The caller, Scottie, says: “At my job, if you’re married, you get paid significantly more money. So, me and one of my buddies decided to, just, get married. And now I make a bunch of money and I buy him things sometimes and it all works out good for the both of us. At work, I have to kinda tiptoe around the fact that I’m not gay.”
The host says: “Well, Scottie, I- I have news for you. If you and your buddy are legally married-” Zoom-in to host’s face- “there is no fraud, being taken place.” End zoom-in. “You don’t have to be gay to get married to a man. You- I mean, you did it.” There is a short pause, and then Scottie says, “I love him, also. I love my husband a lot.” The host stares at the camera, neutral expression not changing. End VD]
[ID: A reply by @Handageddon that reads: “He heard be gay and do crime, but he’s not entirely sure what a crime is.” End ID]
this feels like if all of humanity were to reset and humans had forgotten how everything worked and had to teach each other what things were. this is the Wall turorial
[ID: a bearded man in a blue shirt walks in front of a plywood sheet he is using as a wall. His voice is deep and a bit scratchy, and he has a sort of Theatre Pirate way of talking. He says:
The most underutilised tool in getting yourself a mate is Wall Standing. A lot of people go up to a wall and they go (he gestures with both hands as if afraid) “Oh! My shadow!” Don’t be afraid, it’s your friend. It’s here to guide you. See, when I do This (he gestures with one hand, facing the camera), my shadow does That (he gestures again) - when I do THIS (he gestures with both hands, facing the wall) my shadow does THAT (he gestures again). Haha! But no, we want our shadow to be cool, calm, collected, yes. Then others, they just, they go (he walks towards the wall) “Oh no, the wall’s here, what do I do, that’s not sexy!” Ahahaha! You approach the wall like you knew the wall was there in the first place and hike your Heeled Boot up, and you just gradually lean (he leans back with one elbow against the plywood wall, which falls over, and he falls too, somehow ending up with the plywood sheet on top of him, as he shouts from the floor,) OW!
The tiktok endscreen plays, showing the username voicemonsteredits /End ID]
