Summary:Your girl Nega hooks you up with Wade Wilson.
The bar was dingy as fuck.
Fuck it was downright biowaste, but it was the place your date picked. And now you were questioning the whole damn thing.
Cursing Nega under your breath for setting you up with her ‘friend’, you hustled into the bar and looked down at your phone. Quickly you texted the number of Wade Wilson, the man you had been talking to on and off for the last week and a half.
“I’m here.”
A second later, your cell buzzed. “Holy shit you’re way hotter in person. Fuck me.”
All the younger Avengers (and Deadpool) were complaining about not having Internet access on missions and after Wade threw a hissy fit about not being able to send out a Tweet, Cable made his techno-organic arm into a permanent wifi hot spot. The only problem for him is everyone overcrowding him, even villains.
