#wankers

I swear some people are just utter wankers.

You can be an expert in something, I could even work for the company, and they still wouldn’t listen to you. They know best even know they haven’t got a clue.

Spend time helping and don’t even get a thanks, just get moaning because its taking them time to fix something, yet I am here going out of my way to help and they can’t even say thank you.

February 28, 1764: 23-year-old Lord Gitwankerprat, fancying himself an explorer, returns from a maiden journey that took him 17 miles outside of London. The young lord regales an amazed London peerage with wild tales of bicorns and nocorns. A more-savvy member of the aristocracy points out that what Gitwankerprat actually saw were bulls and horses, and that the young lord is an idiot, making Gitwankerprat cry.

CHECKMATE, FRANCE: Remember, if you can’t spin it back to a World War 2 reference somehow, you just aren’t trying hard enough and hate Britain.

QUESTION:Is there any subject, anything at all that could possibly be discussed in any way, that your average Mail or Express reader can’t somehow find a way to torturously use to refer back to World War 2?

ANSWER:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no.