#weirdshit

LOL

*disclaimer* i don’t endorse this

by kukula

‘wandering star’ by soyoun lee

by bmal

by bmal

by bmal

by gibran gomes

I opened this can of beans and found the return trajectory to the moon. First one in forty-three years.

I opened the return trajectory to the moon and found a box of used condoms. They may have been used on that trip. We’ll never be sure.

I opened the box of used condoms and found – well, you can imagine.

I opened that, spooned it apart, and found a small ant.

I opened the ant, cut him with a miniature scalpel and my teeth, and found a bottle of cheap wine. Too much of a good thing.