#weird shit
ok, I laughed (through tears) at this brand new porn inquisition on tumblr…
but wtf with all that “female presenting nipples” thing?
I’m a female and I’m not “presenting” my nipples. they’re just there on my chest. by nature. I didn’t develop them to shock nipple-sensitive people online.
if you have a strong anti-nipple company (jeez, what could nipples ever done to you?) ban all nipples equaly. or ban none.
I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.
He didn’t luck out, he worked hard for that rep
he really didn’t though
he was just kind of a garden-variety creep, but the rumor mill did all the work for him and now he’s a banger disco song
to be fair, neither could Rasputin. Alexei very much continued to have haemophilia.
isn’t the current theory that he seemed to heal faster and have more spoons when Rasputin was around because Rasputin wouldn’t let the doctors give him aspirin, a blood thinner?
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia’s wellness scamming fiendFun fact: the conspirator who’d been made responsible for preparing the poison for Rasputin, Stanislaus de Lazovert, was a medical intern who’d studied under the exact same doctor who kept trying to treat Tsarevich Alexei’s hemophilia with aspirin.
Like, I feel like this should be taken into account when evaluating reports of Rasputin’s miraculous immunity to poison.
Did the guy who shot him also study under that doctor?
No, Felix Yusupov was just a useless nerd who thought he knew how murder worked because he’d read a book.
Based on the available historical evidence, the most likely sequence of events is as follows:
- The conspirators attempt to kill Rasputin with poison-laced cakes, but fail; it’s unknown whether this is because de Lazovert fucked up the poison, because Rasputin – who had a well-known dislike of sweets – didn’t go in on the cakes as heavily as they expected, or just because a poisoned cake is a really stupid idea.
- Seeing that the poison has failed, Yusupov gets Rasputin alone for a moment and shoots him once in the chest, causing him to fall senseless to the floor. Because he’s a useless nerd who thinks he knows how murder works because he read a book, Yusupov is unaware that a single handgun shot is very unlikely to be immediately fatal, and neglects to finish Rasputin off, instead leaving the room to confer with his fellow conspirators.
- When the conspirators return to retrieve Rasputin’s body, he recovers from the shock of the initial gunshot and attacks them. Following some general panic, a third conspirator, Vladimir Purishkevich, opens up guns blazing; Purishkevich manages to miss several times in spite of being at point-blank range, but eventually strikes Rasputin in the head, killing him instantly.
- The conspirators beat the shit out of Rasputin’s body just to be sure, then proceed to make a complete clownshow out of disposing of the corpse; the remainder of Rasputin’s injuries are sustained postmortem.
Pretty much everything else about Rasputin’s miraculous invincibility is invented whole cloth, much of it by Yusupov himself in order to build himself up in his own published memoirs.
(As icing on the incompetently poisoned cake, elements of Yusupov’s memoirs were later incorporated into the 1932 film Rasputin and the Empress, which led to Yusupov suing MGM Studios for libel because the film strongly implies that Rasputin was fucking Yusupov’s wife. The precedent set by that lawsuit is the reason those “similarities to any real person living or dead are coincidental” disclaimers exist.)
That last fact took me off at the knees.
Obsessed with thisactually
A holy object for the budding song thrush civilization.
by bmal
LOL
*disclaimer* i don’t endorse this
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by nicoletta ceccoli
‘wandering star’ by soyoun lee
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Y'all sit down because imma tell you about this wild story that happened in my hometown
So this local artist got paid real good money by the “owner” of this building to paint this custom mural on the side of his building. So he did and this is the end result (I’ll get to the white paint on it in a sec)
Flash forward to like a few days later and the artist gets a call from the real owner of the building who came back from vacation to see this painted on the side of his building and is like the fuck did you paint on my building, so the artist says um you hired me to paint this? And the owner gets hella mad and in the end just hangs up because what else is he gonna do. The artist is just confused as hell because he thought he did a good job and that it’s what his client wanted. Plus he got his money so he’s left with these feelings of what the fuck just happened.
Meanwhile this shit has gained a cult following so when the owner eventually paints over it in white people lose their shit and protest, even bringing things to leave there like flowers and posters and make frequent pilgrimages there. However, since the painters didn’t use the right paint the mural comes back due to rain/snow exposure, as pictured here.
I told my husband the story and we were just driving around the city today so we went and checked it out. We didn’t stop so I just got a couple pictures of it while we drove by. Still glad I got to see this legendary piece of such a bizarre story.
The artist has tried to get in contact with the fake artist (he even met him in person before painting the mural) but no luck so I’m really hoping this person reveals themselves eventually. In the mean time, the owner has decided to paint a replacement mural more fitting for the city and tried to make amends with the artist after their initial heated conversation. So I’m eager to see what happens next with this crazy tale.
Link to the story, this is 100% true:
Cookie Monster Mural Puzzles Artist and Enrages Property Owner
Had to leave the apartment (for the 1st time in 2…possibly 3 months) for an appointment
andguess
what I got to see
(Exactly the same thing OP saw… OP just got much better photos, lol)
and down the proverbial rabbit hole she went.
c/o abel m’vada
original artwork by: madkobra | spicy shoryu noodles
“the real rite of passage is having to ascend within the concrete jungle vs. being a monk in a cave”
- a paraphrase of my big bro’s words.
original artwork by: olivier bonhomme
they don’t bite
though they might
cause fright
into the night
their snarls will take flight
howl at the moon til’ morning light
the world still turns despite your plight.
— i s h
@theishentries
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original design by: erin cassidy