#wheein mamamoo

Wheein: I officially identify as a platypus.

Wheein: I’m a combination of all things weird that make no sense together

Wheein: oh yeah and I confuse straight people on a daily.

Wheein: I don’t have a resting b*tch face.

Wheein: I just have a resting b*tch.

Hwasa lying flat on her couch: you called?

Wheein: If having something against a specific race is being ‘racist’

Wheein: Does that make you a 'heightist’?

Moonbyul: No. I have nothing against tall people.

Moonbyul: I’m more like a 'shortist’ or ’Wheeinist’, either way works for me.

Wheein: …

Wheein: It’s not easy raising Ggomo by myself.

Moonbyul: Pfft. It’s not easy raising 4 dogs by myself.

Solar: Oh yeah? It hasn’t been easy raising Yongki & 3 other idiots for the past 7 years.

Wheebyul: …

Hwasa eavesdropping: Ok you win.

Moonbyul: Screw me if I’m wrong but haven’t we dated before?

Solar: … I’m your wife.

Moonbyul: Well, either way you’d still need to screw me

Solar: …

Wheein: Smooth.

*Moonbyul walking in on WheeSa*

WheeSa: *scrambles to clothe themselves*

WheeSa: WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE FOR???

Moonbyul: …

Moonbyul: Was that an invitation to a threesome or am I just reading too much into things?

WheeSa: M O V E!!!

Moonbyul: … still not answering my question.

Moonbyul: Love is like taking a shit.

Wheein: Wait, what?!

Moonbyul: When you force it, it’s probably bad constipation. If it’s diarrhea, you gotta let it go before it hurts you.

Solar:

Hwasa:

Wheein: Wow! Disgusting… but oddly deep!!!

Wheein: If you could turn back time, what would you all do?

Hwasa: Spend more time with my family

Solar: Maybe not be too hard on myself-

Moonbyul: Solar. Oh wait, I already did last night AHAHAHA

WheeHwaSun:…….

Moonbyul: I tripped over Yong’s bra…

Moonbyul: It was a booby trap HAHAHA

WheeSa:

Hwasa: Let’s have a baby together-

*Wheein squints eyes*

Wheein:IAMbaby.

Wheein to Moonbyul: Teach me how to be a hoe

Moonbyul:Well-

Hwasa while sipping tea: You do know she’s actually a simp right? She ain’t gonna teach you nothing.

Wheein:Touché

Moonbyul: So I was wondering…

Wheein: Yeah?

Moonbyul: Do you bother saying “I’ll be with you SHORTLY” or do you just say “I’ll be with you as I am” HAHAHAHAHA

Wheein:

Solar:

Hwasa:

Moonbyul: Dang, tough crowd tonight.

Solar: I have muscles-

Wheein: PFFT ME TOO!

Also Wheein: Dimple muscles!!!! HEHEHE

MAMAMOO X Gogobebe

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wheein being tiny to make your day better ✨

just hwasa being a confident gay and wheebyul panicking

they know how to party huh

also let me give you a very good reason to stream dingga: SHORT HAIR MOONBYUL

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