#wheein
MAMAMOO — HIP
Wheein: I officially identify as a platypus.
Wheein: I’m a combination of all things weird that make no sense together
Wheein: oh yeah and I confuse straight people on a daily.
Wheein: I don’t have a resting b*tch face.
Wheein: I just have a resting b*tch.
Hwasa lying flat on her couch: you called?
Wheein: If having something against a specific race is being ‘racist’
Wheein: Does that make you a 'heightist’?
Moonbyul: No. I have nothing against tall people.
Moonbyul: I’m more like a 'shortist’ or ’Wheeinist’, either way works for me.
Wheein: …
Moonbyul: Screw me if I’m wrong but haven’t we dated before?
Solar: … I’m your wife.
Moonbyul: Well, either way you’d still need to screw me
Solar: …
Wheein: Smooth.
Wheein: OMG my period is late. Am I pregnant???
Hwasa: Here we have folks - another dumb homosexual.
Wheein: Are you two flirting or fighting again? I’m confused-
Moonsun: Yes.
Wheein: Unnie, I’m sad
Solar: OH MY POOR BABY, WHAT HAPPENED??? ARE YOU OKAY??? *hugs tightly*
Hwasa: *looks to Moonbyul* Unnie, I’m sad too
Moonbyul: …MOOD LOL *walks away while laughing*
Hwasa:…
Moonbyul: Love is like taking a shit.
Wheein: Wait, what?!
Moonbyul: When you force it, it’s probably bad constipation. If it’s diarrhea, you gotta let it go before it hurts you.
Solar:
Hwasa:
Wheein: Wow! Disgusting… but oddly deep!!!
Wheein: If you could turn back time, what would you all do?
Hwasa: Spend more time with my family
Solar: Maybe not be too hard on myself-
Moonbyul: Solar. Oh wait, I already did last night AHAHAHA
WheeHwaSun:…….
Moonbyul: I tripped over Yong’s bra…
Moonbyul: It was a booby trap HAHAHA
WheeSa:
Hwasa: Let’s have a baby together-
*Wheein squints eyes*
Wheein:IAMbaby.
Wheein to Moonbyul: Teach me how to be a hoe
Moonbyul:Well-
Hwasa while sipping tea: You do know she’s actually a simp right? She ain’t gonna teach you nothing.
Wheein:Touché
Moonbyul: So I was wondering…
Wheein: Yeah?
Moonbyul: Do you bother saying “I’ll be with you SHORTLY” or do you just say “I’ll be with you as I am” HAHAHAHAHA
Wheein:
Solar:
Hwasa:
Moonbyul: Dang, tough crowd tonight.
Solar: I have muscles-
Wheein: PFFT ME TOO!
Also Wheein: Dimple muscles!!!! HEHEHE
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