#solar mamamoo

Wheein: I officially identify as a platypus.

Wheein: I’m a combination of all things weird that make no sense together

Wheein: oh yeah and I confuse straight people on a daily.

Wheein: If having something against a specific race is being ‘racist’

Wheein: Does that make you a 'heightist’?

Moonbyul: No. I have nothing against tall people.

Moonbyul: I’m more like a 'shortist’ or ’Wheeinist’, either way works for me.

Wheein: …

Wheein: It’s not easy raising Ggomo by myself.

Moonbyul: Pfft. It’s not easy raising 4 dogs by myself.

Solar: Oh yeah? It hasn’t been easy raising Yongki & 3 other idiots for the past 7 years.

Wheebyul: …

Hwasa eavesdropping: Ok you win.

Someone: So how’s you and Solar?

Moonbyul: Oh, you mean my ex-girlfriend?

Someone: Wait, what??

Hwasa: That’s literally the worst way to tell someone that she’s your wifenow.

Solar: Why are you stroking my back?

Moonbyul: I told you you can count on me. I’ve gotcha backnow.

Hwasalooks over with disgust: Apparently you’ve got her asstoo.

Moonbyul while grabbing Solar’s ass: Both literally and figuratively!

Moonbyul: Screw me if I’m wrong but haven’t we dated before?

Solar: … I’m your wife.

Moonbyul: Well, either way you’d still need to screw me

Solar: …

Wheein: Smooth.

Moonbyul to Solar on the bed: When I said you need to be more transparent, I didn’t mean to put on a transparent latex bra…

Moonbyul: BUTTT I’m not mad about it though *smirks*

Solar: You used to piss me off.

Moonbyul: What changed?

Solar: Nothing. I just learnt to ignore stupidity on a daily.

Moonbyul: If I were ever an ingredient in a pizza, what will I be?

Solar: Pineapple. The one that annoys everyone but we just put up with it anyway.

Moonbyul: Pfft. Ok, broccoli. *Rolls eyes*

Wheein: Are you two flirting or fighting again? I’m confused-

Moonsun: Yes.

Wheein: Unnie, I’m sad

Solar: OH MY POOR BABY, WHAT HAPPENED??? ARE YOU OKAY??? *hugs tightly*

Hwasa: *looks to Moonbyul* Unnie, I’m sad too

Moonbyul: …MOOD LOL *walks away while laughing*

Hwasa:…

Moonbyul: You’re mad at me, I can tell-

Solar: No, I’m not.

Moonbyul: Oh phew!! I thought-

Solar: I’m FURIOUS!!! *glares*

Moonbyul:

Hwasa: Run.

Moonbyul: Love is like taking a shit.

Wheein: Wait, what?!

Moonbyul: When you force it, it’s probably bad constipation. If it’s diarrhea, you gotta let it go before it hurts you.

Solar:

Hwasa:

Wheein: Wow! Disgusting… but oddly deep!!!

Wheein: If you could turn back time, what would you all do?

Hwasa: Spend more time with my family

Solar: Maybe not be too hard on myself-

Moonbyul: Solar. Oh wait, I already did last night AHAHAHA

WheeHwaSun:…….

Wheein to Moonbyul: Teach me how to be a hoe

Moonbyul:Well-

Hwasa while sipping tea: You do know she’s actually a simp right? She ain’t gonna teach you nothing.

Wheein:Touché

Solar: I have muscles-

Wheein: PFFT ME TOO!

Also Wheein: Dimple muscles!!!! HEHEHE

MAMAMOO X Gogobebe

-[Admin D]

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